Chasing Satisfaction

I'm pretty sure that picture has nothing to do with swimming. Tolvo, I never thought that before but now I can't stop

It's like Iron Chef, they are blindfolded and standing there waiting to dive in when a man in a japanese outfit with broken english holds a katana in the air. "Today we have, BOSTON CREAM PIE!"

Or you could easily turn it into like a running man scenario.

"BOST CREAM DIE!"

The katana is necessary of course. I would also train hard for that event

I would spray paint myself silver for it and where a silver swimming cap, just to intimidate those other pie swimmers. As they sit there waiting to go my blobby body comes in.

"You see this gut? It helps me slide like a *** penguin on those creams and fruity jells. I'm like a god damned bullet I hope you know. Smell this? It's strawberry with banana, I had a cake with these fruits on it ten minutes ago. And guess what?"

I'd push my beard towards them to tickle their chin, as I whisper to them.

"I'm still hungry."

I'd stare you down, do a proper bow, lemon buff my oversize pie spoon and go for the kill

Fool, that's just going to give conflicting flavors! You'll vomit at the taste of Chocolate Lemon Pie!....Okay I'll admit, that doesn't sound that bad on paper.

Like those chocolate oranges at Christmas. Citrus can be devastating

for the boston cream pie... what if your lactose intolerant? wog spam?

That's the ultimate child, a pie no one would eat. Spam Pie. It would also have a nucleus of eggs, within that, a nucleus of spam. Another nucleus of spam, another, eggs, and finally more spam. Whoever can get to the middle first is crowned the Last King of Scotland.

Prepare my crown, gentlemen.

Tolvo wrote:That's the ultimate child, a pie no one would eat. Spam Pie. It would also have a nucleus of eggs, within that, a nucleus of spam. Another nucleus of spam, another, eggs, and finally more spam. Whoever can get to the middle first is crowned the Last King of Scotland.

XXX Olympics are weird.

What'll be great is everyone will expect the Inquisition, but they'll never show up. But for sure will be a grandma sitting on an uncomfortable couch somewhere.

Now that we have pre swimming, what other events would we be good at? Synchronized napping?

Newspaper fencing!

I can turn paper into an actual lethal weapon. I'm in

There's something very wrong with everybody in this forum.
I'd never seen it before, but its all hit the fan tonight.

Rin wrote::shock: Did you see hes build :shock:
hornet, wog, twop and 99 vit... :suspect:
you know that the standard ganger uniform is gaints set havels ring and dwgr

I dont actually use those miracles, I just thought it would be funny to see what others thought if I had the noobiest spells on.

Also if you want to talk about the olympics, than start a forum somewhere. You guys should all be given some kind of warning for unrelated comment.

And you should remember the attitude the forum has to gankers, not attempt to start a flame war, and not force us to derail a potentially explosive thread with talk of the olympics. Which aus really needs to pick up in.

The olympics! Proving that not all Americans are fat and lazy, one medal at a time (most of us are though)

DoughGuy wrote:And you should remember the attitude the forum has to gankers, not attempt to start a flame war, and not force us to derail a potentially explosive thread with talk of the olympics. Which aus really needs to pick up in.

Air FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LEGEND...... wait for it.... DARY.

Also what are the qualifications for the XXX Olympics?

Also how is NZ doing?

The ability to pelvic thrust and not look strange.

Bro I got that down to a fine art

Admit it, we all probably look a little strange doing that