Random Off-Topic

I know that feeling.

You have company as usual. There are people and things to look up to... just need to know where to find them. May take some time... long time. But, can arrive, some day... just takes some time. And you need innovation to find it, Robin.

I'll be at your house in like... ten minutes, alright buddy? I wish

Earlier today I saw a blue jay. It got me thinking.....I wonder if I can get the government to fund scientific research on mating blue jays with cardinals to make a purple bird.

We don't need the Gov'ts help with that, I'll just go catch some and see what happens.
I think I'll have rainbow birds by the end of the week.

I don't think it will work. I just want funding for some sort of research project so I can sit at home doing next to nothing and "earn" a living.

I would also have some creative receipts I bet.

Possible scientific journal excerpt:

Day 64- After two weeks of Bluey Bluerson III and Cardinalia not "being in the mood" I spent $9.99 on a Barry White CD and $14.99 on a bottle of wine. I plan to use these in conjunction with the candles I bought last week. Will wait for dark for ambiance.

Maybe because they are both birds, the mood is gone; might need the intrusion of the bee.

Lol. That's where that comes from

...

I want to try an experiment of Hyenas... make them Savannah animals to Tundra. See if I can make that happen. That would be great... go well with all the lynx and bob cats.

Scientific Journal Excerpt:

Day 2,964- Five minute Wikipedia search reveals cardinals and blue jays aren't the same species and therefore can't reproduce with each other. Previous research with Bluey Bluerson IX and Cardinalette reveals that they're having a good time with the research despite this. Thank you Barry White. I should probably delete that first sentence before the government stops funding me...

Acidic, we can have a nice menagerie of the insane

True, true...

Still be good to try. Also need to work on making Octopi into gamers, and Anacondas into best friends... and a farm of leeches too, to see if I can use them in order to become 'immune' to poison.

Testing, of all sorts!

Maybe Canada is into funding seemingly pointless research just as much as the US is.

Ouch.

Perhaps. Possibly not... ow, you reminded me of some 'test' that people did in the 1960s in the USA:



Yes.

That seems like a legitimate experiment

Indeed.

Birds and Bees.

Garl_Vinland wrote:

Vinyl Scratch wrote:

ChizFreak wrote:

Garl_Vinland wrote:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GUAAAAAAAGHHHHH-BLORGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!

...Vinyl, is that a certain onomatopoeia I see?

Almost. But not really.

CLOSE ENOUGH... 8)

Spoiler:

haha. I couldn't do the singing I would just sort of scratch the mic.

Congrats. You must be a great singer.

It's nuts honestly, top 4% is serious domination.

Krokodil is one hell off a drug...
NSFL

That thing is horrible, people just have their body disintegrate almost.

It causes necrosis. Makes me wonder how people persuaded them to take a flesh eating drug.