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Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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- Post n°151
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted. It steals babies and forces you to take care of them
I wish that I was a fluffy panda bear
I wish that I was a fluffy panda bear
WandererReece- Hollowed
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- Post n°152
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
^ Granted. You become a stuffed, fluffy, panda bear. You are imprisoned in a crib with a drooling baby.
I wish my Griffin would stop sending me babies.
I wish my Griffin would stop sending me babies.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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- Post n°153
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted. It now sends you stale chips
I wish that baby would stop drooling on me
I wish that baby would stop drooling on me
WandererReece- Hollowed
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- Post n°154
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
^ Granted. The baby has grown up and you are now stuck in a box with the other toys.
I wish bethesda would stop making buggy games.
I wish bethesda would stop making buggy games.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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- Post n°155
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted. Now the government sees that Bethesda makes perfectly unglitchy games and thinks that aliens made it ( :suspect: )
I wish that I had social interaction
I wish that I had social interaction
WandererReece- Hollowed
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- Post n°156
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^ Granted. YOu drop out of school before graduating and can't get a good job.
I wish other people would join this game again.
I wish other people would join this game again.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°157
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Granted, but now so many people have joined that the servers crashed and the game is lost forever.
I wish that I had a pet polar bear.
I wish that I had a pet polar bear.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°158
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted but it spends it's entire time drinking coke and ends up an obese diabetic polar bear who's medical bills bankrupt you.
I wish I had 100 pounds of jelly beans
I wish I had 100 pounds of jelly beans
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°159
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
But, with all the strain on your jaws from eating so many jelly beans, you can no longer eat a thing.
I wish the Broadsword was known as the best weapon ever, for it is underrated.
But, with all the strain on your jaws from eating so many jelly beans, you can no longer eat a thing.
I wish the Broadsword was known as the best weapon ever, for it is underrated.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°160
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but now nobody else uses it and people start to complain constantly that it needs to be nerfed, making it the most hated DkS weapon.
I wish that I could see the future.
I wish that I could see the future.
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°161
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
However, all you can see are depressive, terrible events ever happening to you in the forseeable future.
I wish the Mirdan Hammer was back.
However, all you can see are depressive, terrible events ever happening to you in the forseeable future.
I wish the Mirdan Hammer was back.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°162
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
Only it's Back in Black and only usable by AC/DC during stage shows.
I wish that Nicolas Cage could act
Only it's Back in Black and only usable by AC/DC during stage shows.
I wish that Nicolas Cage could act
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°163
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
However, people get angry at the lack of 'You don't say?' faces, and start to make an attempt to assassinate him.
I wish AC/DC were all dead.
However, people get angry at the lack of 'You don't say?' faces, and start to make an attempt to assassinate him.
I wish AC/DC were all dead.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°164
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but it turns out they're the Chosen Undead now and have permanent jolly co-op and gank the hell out of everything. They link the fire so efficiently through NG++++++++++++++++++++++++ that they decide to stop doing it and settle down in Oolacile to make music again, meaning AC/DC is replaced by Undead AC/DC and they still have your Mirdan Hammer.
I wish I had a really fast motorcycle
I wish I had a really fast motorcycle
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°165
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
But, with the sudden shock of you being able to attain extreme speeds so quickly, you start up the bike, and drive straight into a wall.
I wish AC/DC would let me have my hammer back.
But, with the sudden shock of you being able to attain extreme speeds so quickly, you start up the bike, and drive straight into a wall.
I wish AC/DC would let me have my hammer back.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°166
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
AC/DC would have let you have your hammer back but now they're Undead AC/DC and are unwilling to part with it.
I wish I had been wearing a helmet when I hit that wall
AC/DC would have let you have your hammer back but now they're Undead AC/DC and are unwilling to part with it.
I wish I had been wearing a helmet when I hit that wall
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°167
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted.
But, the helmet dose'nt cover all of your face, doing nearly nothing to help you.
I wish AC/DC were normal again, and gave me my hammer.
But, the helmet dose'nt cover all of your face, doing nearly nothing to help you.
I wish AC/DC were normal again, and gave me my hammer.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°168
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted,
But they return it a little hard, smashing both of your hands making you unable to do anything more than hire a moving company to place the hammer over your mantle for you to stare at and sigh about.
I wish for excellent doctors to attend to my motorcycle crash injuries.
But they return it a little hard, smashing both of your hands making you unable to do anything more than hire a moving company to place the hammer over your mantle for you to stare at and sigh about.
I wish for excellent doctors to attend to my motorcycle crash injuries.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°169
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, however, in your next accident, you have no injuries, but die instantly, rendering them useless.
I wish that I was wealthy.
I wish that I was wealthy.
Slarg232- Insomniac
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- Post n°170
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Granted, but it's all in trust funds that you won't be able to touch until you're 90 years old.
I wish I could cast Dark Magic in real life.
I wish I could cast Dark Magic in real life.
gmwdim- Obsessed
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- Post n°171
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but you soon run into someone who effortlessly dodges your dark magic and one-shots you with HCSM. And since you're not undead, you don't respawn.
I wish that my cats would climb over the fence and beat the living **** out of the neighbor's dog so it won't bark so much at night.
I wish that my cats would climb over the fence and beat the living **** out of the neighbor's dog so it won't bark so much at night.
WandererReece- Hollowed
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- Post n°172
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^ Granted. You get sued by your neighbor and your cats are put down by animal control.
I wish I was really sneaky.
I wish I was really sneaky.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°173
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but you are arrested by homeland security as a suspected terrorist and you stay in guantanamo bay for the rest of your life.
I wish that I had motivation.
I wish that I had motivation.
gmwdim- Obsessed
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- Post n°174
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but then you realize you don't have the skill to match your motivation, and end up failing at everything you do. (sorry, just a game )
I wish people who create viruses and spyware would all get AIDS.
I wish people who create viruses and spyware would all get AIDS.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°175
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted. Sadly, this causes the vast majority of freelance and professional programmers to die, leaving us in a world devoid of modern computer technology.
I wish that I had a two-week spring break instead of a 1-week spring break.
I wish that I had a two-week spring break instead of a 1-week spring break.
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