*Facepalm* Why didn't I know this!

There those awkward moments where you realize something that you should have realized a long time ago.

My cases:

- Catacombs and New Londo ARE NOT the first levels of the game
- Humanity is a full heal
- Female Undead Merchant sold curatives (and pretty much anything in preparation for Capra, Depths and Bligthtown)
- You were not meant to fight Seath in the Archives...and win.
- Curse is instant-kill (Those frogs...)

-you can block
-you can parry
-zweihander was not meant as a starter weapon (went all the way to gargoyles with it lol)
-the below bell wasnt in new londo
-there was a mid and fast roll ( went to the end of the game first time on fat roll BLACK IRON HOOOOO)
-being cursed by stuff let u hit ghosts
-kindling gave u more flasks

-Drake sword two handed R2 for the first time

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!??!

Seignar wrote:There those awkward moments where you realize something that you should have realized a long time ago.

My cases:

- Catacombs and New Londo ARE NOT the first levels of the game
- Humanity is a full heal
- Female Undead Merchant sold curatives (and pretty much anything in preparation for Capra, Depths and Bligthtown)
- You were not meant to fight Seath in the Archives...and win.
- Curse is instant-kill (Those frogs...)

I think any new players experiences every last one of these haha

Which is shameful I never knew them. Seriously, I got stuck for 2 dyas in New Londo and Catacbombs. I should have known that for at least 2 hours...but I had to progress to the Tomb of Giants for 2 days, only to meet...the orange fog. That toon met swift deletion...

"Oh... so I probably shouldn't mess around with the blacksmith by hitting him..." - My first play through haha.

Going into the forest while human thinking I can find a summon at the gate. No es bueno first time around.

"You wanna co-op the Frampt bossfight, bro?"

upgrading all of my weapons/armour to magic it was the first upgrade path I found and thought the last.. needless to say I de ascended a few...

not knowing about stability on shields
ascending sword to get the GSoA - normal and be like WTF
using lightning buff for Taurus Demon died about 8 times the first playthrough...
many others as well.. some mentioned already!

"This conspicuously placed note has advised me to 'Try Jumping' off of this cliff. Okay, yeah. I'll try that. After all, this is a friendly game..."

"hidden wall" +5 seems legit -10 minutes later- LIARS!

"yay lautrec is gonna give me a reward!"

dianaduh wrote:"yay lautrec is gonna give me a reward!"

Savor that sunlight medal, and I count his armor as the reward

First playthrough, I texted my friend whenever I died, told him I was at Taurus, he responded, "Plunging attack off the ****ing tower!"

/facepalm

First couple of playthroughs, I assumed Levelling was more important than gear. Trying to beat queelag with base weapons took a long, long time. Shortbow +1 FTW! And about 150+arrows and a good hour of playtime.

Hmmm...Resistance seems like a good stat to invest in

Feeding a slab to frampt ...

Doelker wrote:Feeding a slab to frampt ...

Very first slab from asylum was feed to that S.O.B. I lucked out and got one from the wraiths though.

Dodge if something actually jumps, the number of times I got insta killed by those damn harpies in Painted World... also trying to block the frogs with heavy armor on wasn't my brightest moment in NG :roll:

"Hmmm, this chest seems perfectly harmless..."

Using a firekeeper soul like any other item and wondering why my Estus Flasks weren't reinforced....

necrotik wrote:Hmmm...Resistance seems like a good stat to invest in

i did this to.

a lot of these happened to me too. heres 2 i thought were funny

-see ghosts in NLR a little after starting first char. attack once, goes through, Nope my way the hell outta there.

-hear snoring in FL shrine(before frampt actually appeared)Half hour later, sit at bonfire, thoroughly confused.

oh, and heres one my cousin laughed at

-walked into capra demon fog gate, thinking it was mid-point. Jump-attack to the brain-pan

"strange guy standing around after ringing the first bell... must be an enemy..ATTACK!!!"

"I finally made it to Anor Londo! Man, that Gargoyle was tough, but lets move on! Wow, that tower is awfully far away, but this message says to Try Jumping. I don't see any other way to get over there and I'm sure I can survive the landing, so lets do this!!! OH GOD, I AM NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO THE TOWER, IT WAS A LIE!!!"

Tiny Being's Ring? Should be an awesome ring, glad From lets us choose our gifts now...