Ideas for a joke grief build

Hey guys,

I hate griefers. That being said, I want to make one, but a joke one that will lose.

My idea is to make a ridiculous tank. Over 100% equipment load, so no rolls, and to slowly walk towards my target with oversized weapons, maybe even one in each hand.

I'm thinking most of my stats will go to STR to wield such weapons, and probably will make it around SL 15 and invade in the Burg/Parish.

Thoughts or ideas on gear/weapons?

Use a crossbow without the strength to use it.
It is absolutely hilarious.

lol

Dual Crossbows it is!

http://tinyurl.com/94o39go

The anti griefer/"Anti griefer" build.


Here's how it works.

TO start off when you invade someone you would like to "joke" with you simply cast iron flesh and have at them with the mainhand whip. You may use the offhand whip as well, but may not attack with it as it will do much more damage.

You may also use the orange charred ring to kick them.

and lastly the ring of fog is used for a bit of extra fun.

Now, if you invade a fellow griefer and would like to kill them,you remove the symbol of avarice and then switch the whip with the rapier and attempt to parry them to death.

Other things you may do, cast acid surge, use prism stones to lure foes around the level, dung pie people to death, use throwing knives and firebombs and so on.


Also the vit and end may be lowered to achieve a lower level.