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    Post by dianaduh Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:17 pm

    Does anybody actually PvP fairly in Dark Souls?

    • No healing
    • No items
    • No dodge rolling
    • Maximum 20 poise
    • No upgraded weapons
    • No stats leveled past 30
    • Bow before the fight, after the fight
    • Have a tea break in the middle of the fight
    • Bow before and after the tea break
    • The loser takes the winner to a nice dinner
    • If the bill is over 3000 souls the winner tips the waitress
    • 30 minutes of cuddling and a bedtime story


    Please, don't take me wrong.

    I know some people might think it's offensive, but it's just a satire to show my indignation about some "honorable fights".





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    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:24 pm

    I know this post is clearly in jest, and I can understand what motivated it.

    That's all I'll say about. I'm way too non-confrontational to get into this. lol
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    Post by RANT Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:25 pm

    not another one of these, poo.
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    Post by ssss_2_is_pwnage Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:05 pm

    Thats how I play, you don't need to dodge to chain stab Cheap PvP players in Dark Souls Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCMWmRyWom3LEugNkhToF71vvgOndZXl492uhns3_qNjje8oHoWMtdwg
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    Post by RagingPanic Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:08 pm

    Guys am I cheap if I use DWGR with full Havels, and I backstab fish, and attack people during bows, and use Tranquil Walk of Peace with a Bandit Knife and Hornet Ring?

    - From the worst type of Dark Souls player

    P.S: Sarcasm is a wonderful thing.
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    Post by Marino. Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:11 pm

    RagingPanic wrote:Guys am I cheap if I use DWGR with full Havels, and I backstab fish, and attack people during bows, and use Tranquil Walk of Peace with a Bandit Knife and Hornet Ring?

    - From the worst type of Dark Souls player

    No youre not . You use what the Game gives you . Nothing wrong with it .
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    Post by nsane32 Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:26 pm

    unless they are from the forums expect every dirty trick in the book of evil the way to counter it shove the dirt they put on you down their neck
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    Post by callipygias Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:36 pm

    nsane32 wrote:unless they are from the forums
    That part made me laugh.
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    Post by vatar5 Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:50 pm

    callipygias wrote:
    nsane32 wrote:unless they are from the forums
    That part made me laugh.
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    Post by ssss_2_is_pwnage Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:09 pm

    RagingPanic wrote:Guys am I cheap if I use DWGR with full Havels, and I backstab fish, and attack people during bows, and use Tranquil Walk of Peace with a Bandit Knife and Hornet Ring?

    - From the worst type of Dark Souls player

    P.S: Sarcasm is a wonderful thing.

    Is.. is it you :o... Cold mug.. is that you. o.o
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    Post by Jansports Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:53 pm

    nsane32 wrote:unless they are from the forums expect every dirty trick in the book of evil the way to counter it shove the dirt they put on you down their neck

    I guess I haven't invaded him yet.

    I menu swap to wolf ring to break poise rules during tea. I look so elegant with max poise while sipping my tea cup
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    Post by Rynn Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:49 am

    nsane32 wrote:unless they are from the forums expect every dirty trick in the book of evil the way to counter it shove the dirt they put on you down their neck
    ....
    you havn't run into me in the dirty forest i'm guessing.
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    Post by ssss_2_is_pwnage Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:05 pm

    I just noticed.. you forgot two rules dude...

    No R1, R2, L1, L2 Button Use

    No Use of Alluring Skulls. They're to Alluring..
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    Post by Cheesinator Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:00 pm

    Remember to bow after being killed, to show there's no hard feelings.
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    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:10 pm

    Cheesinator wrote:Remember to bow after being killed, to show there's no hard feelings.

    I was PvPing last week with 2-handed Partizan (+15), a :mask-child:, a Cloranthy Ring, running no poise - I won maybe 2 of my fights.

    You guys really gotta take this stuff a little less sensitively.
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    Post by Christoph Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:10 pm

    ... My current armor is mid-roll and has 133 poise with wolf ring... is that bad?
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    Post by Rynn Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:10 pm

    Christoph wrote:... My current armor is mid-roll and has 133 poise with wolf ring... is that bad?
    Drop the Wolf Ring. After 77 poise you're not receiving any noticeable effects.
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    Post by mugenis4real Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:00 am

    As long as I'm not getting gang***** by the forest gankers, its all fair and fun :pirat:
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    Post by lordgodofhell Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:11 am

    The OP sounds like Fight Club rules rather than general "fair play"

    My opinion has always been the same concerning honor. IF it is an arranged duel where two people bow to each other, try to avoid backstabs and never heal.

    IF you are randomly invading people in a non Duel spot, don't expect the non bowing host to play fair as he was never anticipating you in the first place. He is merely boss questing.

    IF being ganked, throw ALL "honor" to the wind and exterminate said gank squad.
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    Post by Lord of Ash Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:41 am

    This honor and fair thing is an interesting idea, by which i mean the definition changes for everyone. For me I dont mind bowing when my oponnent bows i buff my weapon or change my weapons then I bow giving them time to do the same. After that we fight and anything goes (aside from glitches and hacks).I love fights that last more than three seconds so I encourage healing I dont do this till they do or if i do I give them a chance to heal then we get back to wailing on each other. My favorite part is right at the end when both our health is just a miniscule amount one hit will decide the battle.
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    Post by OrnsteinBro Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:47 am

    Everything is cheap, man. Wotg is cheap, katanas are cheap, buffing is cheap, hornet and DWGR rings post-nerf are still cheap, lightning weapons are cheap, stacking poise is cheap, rapiers are cheap, backstabbing is cheap, parrying is cheap, pursuers is cheap, etc. etc. etc.

    Today I got a message from this guy:
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    He says that the 2 Wotgs I used and he walked right into were not only cheap, but cheating. Thank you sir.

    Can we move past the 'complain' mentality into the 'getting around these tactics' mentality yet?
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    Post by ssss_2_is_pwnage Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:50 am

    OrnsteinBro wrote:Everything is cheap, man. Wotg is cheap, katanas are cheap, buffing is cheap, hornet and DWGR rings post-nerf are still cheap, lightning weapons are cheap, stacking poise is cheap, rapiers are cheap, backstabbing is cheap, parrying is cheap, pursuers is cheap, etc. etc. etc.

    Today I got a message from this guy:
    Cheap PvP players in Dark Souls Lol2-1

    He says that the 2 Wotgs I used and he walked right into were not only cheap, but cheating. Thank you sir.

    Can we move past the 'complain' mentality into the 'getting around these tactics' mentality yet?

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXD I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. *little kid crying* mwommy he was chweating. He used a move thats in the game *cries harder*

    Btw, if somebody heals just dead angle wrath of the god when they're close and backstab them. Every wog is a free backstab if you just turn your back to them and want to play like a tryhard :p (my faith build IS a tryhard builds =3)
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