by BIG TIME MASTER Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:51 pmAll great men have mustaches, aye, but do all great mustaches have men???
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PlasticandRage, I'm calling you!
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It's not the man that makes the mustache, but the mustache that makes the man.
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So these wo-mans are actually men then?
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Well I dunno. I didn't check. But it's difficult to dispute that the world wouldn't be a finer place if we all had one.
That's kinda how I see it
That's kinda how I see it
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I was checking out some 19th century baseball photos a few days ago and every single player had a moustache. They looked freakin' awesome, like after the game they were going to build a railroad to go over and chisel more rock out of Mt. Rushmore with their bare hands.
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What makes a man!? Is it the power in his hands!? Is it his quest for....MUSTACHE!?
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Excellent videos.
I didn't think the Terminator or Superman could get any more awesome, but they did.
I didn't think the Terminator or Superman could get any more awesome, but they did.
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It's not the mustache on the outside that matters, it's the mustache on the inside that does.
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Ah. You speak of the mustache of the soul sir. Just be careful. A suppressed mustache is like a symbiotic parasite, vying for control. A ticking time stache so to speak.
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During the 60's and 70's, military scientiest experimented with different ways to encourage a strong will to kill in the US Marines and Army infantry. They tried drugs, sleep/food deprivation, exposure to intense physchological and emotional trauma, hypnotization, and other less savory techniques. In the end, the most effective method for harnessing a powerful bloodlust, they concluded, was to simply make the men shave their facial hair.
They still do it to this day.
(I just made all that up)
They still do it to this day.
(I just made all that up)
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Well I can tell you this: I was forced to shave mine for my new job and it's certainly coaxed the killer instinct out in me. Pretty much every time I see myself in the mirror looking like a young boy my urge to kill definitely rises
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SIR, I NEED A MUSTACHE, SIR!!!!
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Now does this guy look like he wants to harm anyone?
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YOU'RE NOT A WRITER! YOU'RE A KILLER!
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BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Now does this guy look like he wants to harm anyone?
I'm sure he gives a mean mustache ride
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Or three.
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BIG TIME MASTER wrote:All great men have mustaches, aye, but do all great mustaches have men???
This probably makes me a terrible person but I have to ask. Am I the only one that would still plow Mila Kunis for like a week straight even with a mustache?
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Nope. I actually think it'd be kinda funny to get down with a girl with a big bushy stache.
Edit: As long as it wasn't a real woman stache. Because I've seen a couple of those and they definitely aren't funny. At all.
Edit: As long as it wasn't a real woman stache. Because I've seen a couple of those and they definitely aren't funny. At all.
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Lol aggreed , hairy chicks scare me and clowns. How the F are they funny?
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We could always ask Befowler?
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As long as she keeps it well groomed as in the photo it is alright with me.
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http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/29/world/meast/mustache-transplants-middle-east/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
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Women are getting breast implants, men are getting mustache implants...
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That's it. You people have held me back long enough. I'm getting a mustache implant! and going to clown college!
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PlasticandRage wrote:That's it. You people have held me back long enough. I'm getting a mustache implant! and going to clown college!
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