Poor Ciaran

Oh yeah...completely forgot about that.................

ORNSTEIN, YOU SON OF A SEATH!

I remember when I first met her, we had some dialogue she asked for Artorias's soul and I said no and walked away.

I came back later and burned her to death. The funny thing is I just beat Artorias with that same build again today wearing her armor.

I don't know if I should be proud of this or not. Oh well, she dies again tonight.

I always felt bad for killing Gough. Especially when his helmet info reveals the other knights blinded him, poor guy. Just cos they all 'dare not challenge the Black Dragon Kalameet' and Gough can shoot him out of the sky with his eyes closed...

I dislike killing any non-hostile NPCs and always feel bad when I do.

It's nice that I can trade Soul of Artorias for Tracers, but if I want Ciaran's armor, or Gough's I have to kill them. They're not only non-hostile, but Gough actually helps you a lot (who of you here can slay Kalameet withut Gough's help, huh?) and sells some useful items...

If they invaded me, like Kirk, or Leeroy, it would be ok with me.

I expected the same for Chester. He invaded me, I killed him, but no armor, nothing. I actually had to go and kill him. While he obviously doesn't like me much and has high prices, he's my best source for Green Blossom. Why should I kill my dealer when I just want to try on his coat?! :x

Careful. Green blossoms are a gateway moss. Before you know it you're in the depths turning tricks to get your next fix.


"Hollowed" isn't some metaphorical loss of purpose leading to a devolved (Devo?) state. Those guys are on meth!

Sentiel wrote:I dislike killing any non-hostile NPCs and always feel bad when I do.

It's nice that I can trade Soul of Artorias for Tracers, but if I want Ciaran's armor, or Gough's I have to kill them. They're not only non-hostile, but Gough actually helps you a lot (who of you here can slay Kalameet withut Gough's help, huh?) and sells some useful items...

If they invaded me, like Kirk, or Leeroy, it would be ok with me.

I expected the same for Chester. He invaded me, I killed him, but no armor, nothing. I actually had to go and kill him. While he obviously doesn't like me much and has high prices, he's my best source for Green Blossom. Why should I kill my dealer when I just want to try on his coat?! :x

Exactly! I feel the same way, I hate killing non-hostile NPCs, why cant we come to an peaceful agreement where I can trade something for their armor? Im sure that would be better then being forced to kill them.

Walks up to Cirian.

"*****, you want the Soul of Artorias. You know what I want."

She holds out her daggers.

"No, not that. Come on, you know."

Cirian starts crying as she slowly removes her armor, stripping herself before Classic.

"Yeah, yeah, just like that. No, slow down, let me enjoy this."

Classic pulls out a CD player and puts on This

Tolvo wrote:Walks up to Cirian.

"*****, you want the Soul of Artorias. You know what I want."

She holds out her daggers.

"No, not that. Come on, you know."

Cirian starts crying as she slowly removes her armor, stripping herself before Classic.

"Yeah, yeah, just like that. No, slow down, let me enjoy this."

Classic pulls out a CD player and puts on This

I lol'd! that should tottaly be in-game!

There's probably a PC Nude mod if you are interested.

Oh no no...that would be alil too much hehe...but you gotta admit...that Ciaran situation turned out to be pretty funny, +1 for the epic post.

I kind of want to try that when invading low levels with intimidating gear. Sort of like a low level griefer build, but I don't kill anyone. I just see who I can get to strip so I'll leave their world.

RULE 34. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Ashran wrote:RULE 34. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Beat me to it.

Tolvo wrote:There's probably a PC Nude mod if you are interested.

Dark souls nude mod combined with hollowfication= Wratched

Are you ready for the Ceaseless Discharge?

Tolvo wrote:Are you ready for the Ceaseless Discharge?

See what you did here

Yukon wrote:
I'm suprised this hasn't been posted yet.

Lol

There's definitely a lot of rule 34 of Ciaran, but I wouldnt want it in game. lol

LunarFog wrote:There's definitely a lot of rule 34 of Ciaran, but I wouldnt want it in game. lol

Come on Lunar... you dont need to lie.

Rule 34 in Dark Souls..........As if I couldn't lose any more of my sanity!

Cirian may be a very old woman by the way.

Tolvo wrote:Cirian may be a very old woman by the way.

Thats not helping!

Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Rule 34 in Dark Souls..........As if I couldn't lose any more of my sanity!

Sanity is for the weak!

Tolvo wrote:Cirian may be a very old woman by the way.

Im sure she is quite beautiful.... and dont you dare send me the link to that unmasking dark souls characters video! that isnt cannon! It cant be....

Why is it everyone has to think a character is attractive.

"Land of the undead and people with *** up faces...But she must be super pretty!"

It's the Darkmoon Knightess all over again, the one which is described in game as being hideous under her armor.

"I'm sure she's actually cute!"

Stop trying to sexualize Dark Souls!