by skarekrow13 Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:21 pm
Ummmmm......what the hell: Speech time
For too long have we rested in this great group of Bronies, while other fanbases prosper. I say, now is the time for action. If elected, I promise that the days of simply watching and discussing this show that you love will be over. For too long have we accepted this as our full potential. I challenge Bronies everywhere to look deep inside themselves and ask the tough questions. Have we strived to be the Bronies we know we can be? Ask yourself, can I achieve greater Brony heights? How can we take this to the next pinnacle of awesomeness, of Brony greatness?
If you've been honest with yourself, you know the answers to these questions. You know how much we can achieve together. I say, that an ambitious leader, one who shares your passion, can take you to your potential.
If elected, I promise action. I promise a sound strategy, with My Little Pony at the forefront. You'll hear those promises a lot in this election. So what makes me different from the rest of the candidates? I'm willing to lay it on the line and detail my plan. Then the people can decide.
Here is my step by step strategy to lead you into the next era of Bronyism:
I vow to never actually watch My Little Pony
I guarantee I will try to convince my daughter to also not watch My Little Pony (Curious George all the way)
I promise to not take the time to learn character names, storylines or plot
I assure you, I will barely pay attention to fanart, opinions or discussion of My Little Pony
Finally, I promise that I might (or might not) check this thread again to see how the election went
Come election day, I know you'll make the right decision
[9%] 
...and....wtf is a brony?
