If you had a chance to swoon a Dark Souls character...

which one and why? Let's keep it to Dark Souls ones and not derail it. We all remember the Ciaran Artorias thread incident XD.

for me.. It'd be either Quelaan or quelaag. Or Quelana too, they're all just so cute. <3
Maybe Laurentius. But most likely Quelana. <3

I mean cmon.. they can lit a fire and not just in your heart. Plus they're all pure-hearted and strong willed.

Beatrice. She looked great when that PC mod that unmasked the NPCs came out. She had some freaky eyes, but she's a witch so she can get away with it.

There's something about her I don't like.. and crazy eyes? It explains her **** aim.

What can I say? I have a soft spot for short hair.

I prefer long. something to pull--... ima shut up now.

Quelana, she's also the one that is called the "pale lady" yes? There is something about her that makes me just want to hug her, just to let her know there is someone there. I really wouldn't need anything else besides that.

There is also Anastacia too. It's kind of the same reason as Quelana. I just want to make sure they feel like there is still someone there that likes their qualities.

Of course this is all just hypothetical... right?

Well...for a woman...I would woo the hollowed lady merchant. That way she would give me things for free. Plus she is totally hawt.

For a guy...I would say the crestfallen merchant. Solely because he is really buff...and depressed...which means he is probably easy to take advantage of. I would love to make him feel happy.

@Grin: I don't know.. is it?
@ill: lol you're naughty.. <3

And I'll be leaving now...

Quelaag of course....

Bed of Chaos for sure. Suddenly beating the game doesn't seem like such a drag anymore when you don't have to fight her.

Spoiler:

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It seems like Laurentius would be one of those silly love-struck people who would serenade me. His voice is amazing <3 Plus it's funny how he's all uncertain and everything.

lol, I'm surprised at the lack of love for gwynevere..

Anyways, I'm leaving this thread, I refuse to take part in a 'vid game chikz r hawt' discussion

Rhea for sure.

Everyone knows that religious girls turn into tigers in the sack.

LOL!

I would say Reah, since she is a really sweet and pure girl, dusk because she is very polite, or the darkmoon knightes, because she is very pretty. Quelaag is mad, so she's out, quelana is too old, the pale lady is not fully conscious of her surroundings so it's not possible. Gwenevere is an illusion, the merchant is just disgusting and mad.

Priscilla, all the way.

Firelink Firekeeper.

The reason is simple enough...she doesn't talk.

NPCWhiteMage wrote:Firelink Firekeeper.

The reason is simple enough...she doesn't talk.

Sexism, at it's finest.

Noob-of-Artorias wrote:Rhea for sure.

Everyone knows that religious girls turn into tigers in the sack.

LOL!

coming from a catholic school where the teachers were nuns, i can confirm that.

@serious: I thought you were leaving. >n> So who will it be mister?

Serious_Much wrote:

NPCWhiteMage wrote:Firelink Firekeeper.

The reason is simple enough...she doesn't talk.

Sexism, at it's finest.

Lol. No, sexism would be "I want to swoon the Butcher from the Depths because she can make me sandwiches"

Oh oh oh! I have another!

"I want to swoon Sieglinde of Catarina because who doesn't love a girl with Daddy issues."

"I want to swwon a Picasa, beacuse I've seen enough Hentai to know where that is going."

I like this game, lets keep playing

NPCWhiteMage wrote:

Serious_Much wrote:

NPCWhiteMage wrote:Firelink Firekeeper.

The reason is simple enough...she doesn't talk.

Sexism, at it's finest.

Lol. No, sexism would be "I want to swoon the Butcher from the Depths because she can make me sandwiches"

Oh oh oh! I have another!

"I want to swoon Sieglinde of Catarina because who doesn't love a girl with Daddy issues."

"I want to swwon a Picasa, beacuse I've seen enough Hentai to know where that is going."

I like this game, lets keep playing

I want to swoon Oswald because he's a priest and priests know how to please boys? /tryhard

Shindori wrote:

NPCWhiteMage wrote:

Serious_Much wrote:

NPCWhiteMage wrote:Firelink Firekeeper.

The reason is simple enough...she doesn't talk.

Sexism, at it's finest.

Lol. No, sexism would be "I want to swoon the Butcher from the Depths because she can make me sandwiches"

Oh oh oh! I have another!

"I want to swoon Sieglinde of Catarina because who doesn't love a girl with Daddy issues."

"I want to swwon a Picasa, beacuse I've seen enough Hentai to know where that is going."

I like this game, lets keep playing

I want to swoon Oswald because he's a priest and priests know how to please boys? /tryhard

I want to swoon lautrec, cus no safe word is fine by me

Lol. The Lautrec one got me good.