You may have played darksouls for too long when...

reim0027 wrote:

MosquitoPower wrote:
You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

Wait, that's not normal? I play DkS to relax after work. I assumed it was normal.

Seconded

Sneezer wrote:When you try and backstab all the enemies in Skyrim, and are surprised when you can't...

I actually did this for a good period of time, and found out it was a rather good strategy

reim0027 wrote:

MosquitoPower wrote:
You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

Wait, that's not normal? I play DkS to relax after work. I assumed it was normal.

That's how fast it can happen!
Save yourself before you find yourself in an arms-and-armor shop buying a summer wardrobe!

when the games hud is burned into your tv...
Working on fixing that, but its hard because to fix it I cant play

you try and avoid crows so they don't peck yer eyes out

someone say crossbreed, you think of a human/dragon

you get a cloth, wrap it up and try to cast miracles with it

you get a stick and try to use magic with it

you try and eat mushrooms to heal you

you try and cut of a tail, thinking it will give you a supa rare weapon

you try and use soap to write your signature on the ground

someone says Zeus, you say Gwyn (i've done this)

you avoid a fat guy and a slim guy seen together

someone shows you their pendant, you get enraged

reim0027 wrote:

MosquitoPower wrote:
You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

Wait, that's not normal? I play DkS to relax after work. I assumed it was normal.

Nothing like kicking some ganker butts after a hard day at work.

Happened to me today:

There's a hot girl in tight pants passing by and I though:
"Damm I haven't picked up the binoculars from the graveyard yet"

Actually playing Fallout 3 last night, i was just about to go into an area where i knew there was death claws and spent a minute looking for summons signs for help before i copped on.

I went from the very begining of the game to Anor Londo in about one hour. It was NG++ w/ Master Key.

When you refer to an onion as "bro".

When you look at a digital clock and think " Damn! only 1,157 souls! "

When you are driving in fog thinking of an invader will spawn in your backseat.

When your grandmother wants you to visit and you think, "I'd rather be in Blighttown."

When you think up a backstory for Pinwheel...

^ Someone already did that.

WandererReece wrote:^ Someone already did that.

It was probably me I made up an entire backstory for Pinwheel so that he fit the answer of one of Samurainova's Riddles

Unsurprisingly, it was not the correct answer.

^ Actually I was refering to someone else. I think it was Scarecrow, but I'm not sure.

You know you've been playing dark souls too much when ...
You're in the pub with your mates watching Six Nations Rugby (England v Wales) and asthe winger runs to score and shrugging off 3 tackles you shout out "OH 70 POISE, thank you very much!" and realise you are the only one laughing!

When i am playing halo 4 and keep trying to dodge-roll out of the way. B button is crouch in Halo so every time I try to roll away from a rocket, I take it to the face instead.

Rynn wrote:How about a real one?
Last night my dad poked me in the back and I -seriously- turned around, parried his hand, and punched him in the gut twice to riposte him.

I had a hell of a time explaining how that was a reflex.

I pictured Fluttershy doing this to Rainbow Dash during the Super Cider Squeezy 6000 episode.

*brohoof*

Halicarnassis wrote:You know you've been playing dark souls too much when ...
You're in the pub with your mates watching Six Nations Rugby (England v Wales) and asthe winger runs to score and shrugging off 3 tackles you shout out "OH 70 POISE, thank you very much!" and realise you are the only one laughing!

So, I fall asleep every night thinking about something relaxing. Well, lately that has been where I am in my builds and what I have left to do. Is that bad?

reim0027 wrote:So, I fall asleep every night thinking about something relaxing. Well, lately that has been where I am in my builds and what I have left to do. Is that bad?

Not at all, I do it all the time.

You know you play too much when you get sad during the Winter because you can't praise the sun.

When you start shopping for Chainmail in real life.

^people who haven't ever heard of Dark Souls do that.