You may have played darksouls for too long when...

by TheDarkPygmy Tue May 14, 2013 11:14 am

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Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

Post by TheDarkPygmy Tue May 14, 2013 11:14 am

You know you play too much when you go to take the SAT and try to cast power within.
Also you have played too much when you jump off of something and try to roll to avoid being staggered... ouch.

by Tanklord Tue May 14, 2013 3:26 pm

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Re: You may have played darksouls for too long when...

Post by Tanklord Tue May 14, 2013 3:26 pm

MosquitoPower wrote:

You play Dark Souls to relax after a tough day at work.

That's what I do, no wonder I'm half mad sad

When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"

by User1 Tue May 14, 2013 3:30 pm

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Post by User1 Tue May 14, 2013 3:30 pm

Tanklord wrote:

That's what I do, no wonder I'm half mad

When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"

This, is quality. +1 to you. big grin

by ResIsBestStat Tue May 14, 2013 3:32 pm

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Post by ResIsBestStat Tue May 14, 2013 3:32 pm

You may have played Dark Souls too long when you develop a secret 7th sense that allows you to parry everyone
No really this happened
What's strange is
That i parry bad in pvp
but i parry good IRL
dafaq

by Tanklord Tue May 14, 2013 3:57 pm

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Post by Tanklord Tue May 14, 2013 3:57 pm

RenegadeCop wrote:

Tanklord wrote:

That's what I do, no wonder I'm half mad

When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"

This, is quality. +1 to you.

I'd say if you equip Suarez with a Wolf Ring and a full set of red-coloured Havel's with "Suarez 7" at the back he'd still go down like a stone (excuse the pun) and fat-roll around the ground pretending to be in agony if he got the slightest touch happy

by Ichikuro Tue May 14, 2013 4:28 pm

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Post by Ichikuro Tue May 14, 2013 4:28 pm

MistahrFox wrote:When you avoid any priest in fear they might WoG spam you.

Made me lol pretty hard hahahaha

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Post by Gollumseverywhere Tue May 14, 2013 6:27 pm

Wen u see a robot fall over and immediately start yelling TARKUS!

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Post by Serious_Much Tue May 14, 2013 6:32 pm

When you get butthurt that people complain about your excessive tendencies in the game

When you throw insults around just because people don't agree with your opinion

When you can't see you're taking Dark souls too seriously

When you've played into quadruple figures

When you justify using glitches because you don't have time to make builds- then play with that build for a significant amount of time in PvP

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Post by Satoshi Tue May 14, 2013 7:33 pm

When you create real Sunlight Medals. (I have many of them.)

When you try to roll behind somebody to hit them in the back.

When you put on a ring and try to ninja flip.

When you stab yourself to activate your RTSR.

When you try to parry a bullet.

You walk outside and pull out a Red Soapstone and make a mark in front of your friends house.

When you try to exchange fists, thinking you will have more poise.

When you sprint, you see a green bar deplete in the top left of your line of sight.

When you try to roll away from somebody, noticing that you mid-roll with a jacket.

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Post by AnCapaillMor Wed May 15, 2013 4:39 am

Tanklord wrote:When watching Liverpool FC play you see Louis Suarez collapse to the ground after receiving the faintest touch from another player and you shout at the telly "That guy needs to equip a Wolf Ring"

Liverpool fans automatically blame lag and the phantom range of some slide tackles.

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Post by Werdax Wed May 15, 2013 6:50 am

When you pick up a certain item and ask your brother "What do you think the stats requirement for this thing is?"
He will then shake his head and say "You really need to stop playing Dark Souls".

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Post by Odinbear Wed May 15, 2013 9:12 am

... You sign your Facebook page status update with the word, " umbasa".

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Post by Hue Wed May 15, 2013 9:20 am

ResIsBestStat wrote:You may have played Dark Souls too long when you develop a secret 7th sense that allows you to parry everyone
No really this happened
What's strange is
That i parry bad in pvp
but i parry good IRL
dafaq

What is your 6th sense?

by TheDarkPygmy Thu May 16, 2013 11:44 am

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Post by TheDarkPygmy Thu May 16, 2013 11:44 am

You know you've played too much when someone say "Do you even kindle?"
or if you feel the need to carry SunnyD with you everywhere.

by Ichikuro Thu May 16, 2013 12:19 pm

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Post by Ichikuro Thu May 16, 2013 12:19 pm

When you are all paranoid when sleeping because you are in your human form and can be invaded while afk.

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Post by TheDarkPygmy Thu May 16, 2013 4:42 pm

Ichikuro wrote:When you are all paranoid when sleeping because you are in your human form and can be invaded while afk.

+1 that made me giggle lol

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Post by Latitoast Thu May 16, 2013 6:26 pm

When you're terrified of Mosquitoes in real life because of Blighttown

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Post by Hue Thu May 16, 2013 6:48 pm

When you have the inevitable reflex of rolling after you jump.

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Post by Latitoast Thu May 16, 2013 7:03 pm

When you Praise the Sun at school.

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Post by OmarTheFuzzy Thu May 16, 2013 10:22 pm

when a waiter asks you if he can bring you anything and you think, "give me . . . warm! give me . . . soft!"

when you drop a dung pie into a bird's nest and then go look for a cliff to jump off.

when your cat starts hissing at you every time you circle behind him and try to grab his tail.

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Post by reim0027 Thu May 16, 2013 11:36 pm

When you see a ninja using a katana and wonder if that is actually an Iaito (or a Chaos Blade).

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