Dark Souls Forum Family

I thought for sure this would be a thread of people mercilessly ragging on each other. Turns out to be a bunch of tender nut strokin and soft kisses.

I'm gonna get things on track here.

ANIMAAAL- The pesky dog your bozo college kid brings home while he's on break that continually causes mayhem and property damage, but everybody still loves him because he's covered in fur and full of unconditional doggy love.

Lunar Frog-

The devilish little sister that cunningly manipulates mom and dad and all other adults into thinking that she's a sweet little angel, when really, behind the scenes, she's nothing less than Satan's own spawn with a vengeance. She's a stealthy destroyer of honest establishments. She operates in the shadows, striking when no one can see. She sticks her grubby little fingers in your face on car trips when Moms not looking until you explode and then uses the excite to confuse mom into thinking your hit her.

Jesters Tears-

Your little brothers weird friend who comes over way too often and eats all your food, though you've never actually caught him do it. You know he is the culprit though.

You also suspect that he is behind clogged toilet mystery.

EeAyEss-

Your playground archenemies' top crony. Which is worse, the bully who breaks your favorite toy, or the bullies crony who mocks you as you cry like a helpless baby?
Many years later you become good friends, and you both laugh as you watch the once great divider delve deeper into ruination.

I just did a few members I could think of off the top of my head.

I don't actually really know anybody here terribly well. I just make smart comments to amuse myself.

I took a special liking to Lunar Frog's post when she first appeared here, they always allowed me an opportunity to make some snide remark.

Tolvo-

The smooth talking fascist leader. He slips into your psyche as a compassionate activist, a real man for the people, but it is precisely your ignorance which grants him his absolute power. One of these days, when all the power is bestowed to him by all the little dredgelings, his true colors will shine and terror will reign!

EeAyEss wrote:By "Lunarfrog on purpose" I meant that you spelled it "frog" instead of "Fog"...

Lol, I have always called her Lunar Frog. I guess I never looked that close.





***I won't hijack the thread any further

BTM - soon to be Alaskan musher.

Big Time Master
The insane elder that is suffering from mental diseases, but noone understands and just thinks they are being funny.

Rynn-
the beautfiul and talented Cousin that everyone wants to be. Has been through multiple husbands and is currently with a rich elderly man. Waiting for him to die so she can have his fortune, she whiles away her days kicking peoples' asses in Dark Souls.

EeAyEss wrote:She wants his lunch money.

You sir, are the awesome uncle that spoils the crap out of the kids. The one who acts funny and is generally seen as the oddball harmless family member.

Ee - that uncle that is wary of having kids.

My kid brother that got me expelled from high school my senior year, because I took the fall for him posting nude photos of the principle online. This turned me towards a slippery slope.

I turned to a life of crime in search of buying a new covertible car to cruise for chicks with him. But instead I got mixed up in the wrong crowd, almost got him shot, and wound up in jail doin 20-life.

He took his example from me and stayed clean. Later in life he even made a run for congress, but didn't get elected. Most analyists say it was due to running against Justin Bieber in 2020.

None-the-less Pendant went on to write a best selling book entitled "How to Prank Your Neighbor" which was actually a non-fictional recollection of what eventually happened between Iraq, Pakistan, and Iran.

He retired a little early at the age of 50 and went on to officially proclaim his title as, "The Offical Explorer of the Fountain of Youth".

Some say he has undoubtedly left "bobbie-traps" in the far corners of the world to "prank" us into thinking he found it, some say he might have actually found it.

Animaaal, that odd but awesome uncle that you just found out is related to Pendant.

He also likes to play on the drums a little too much.

I'm so misunderstood.....

My apologies and he also likes small bunny rabbits.