Brotherhood of Lord Gwyn's Beard

skarekrow13 wrote:On a completed unrelated note to a Gremissary being sent for discussion....


Where do you guys keep your silverware?

densetsushun wrote:Agreed, we shall not speak of this topic any further in this sacred house.

Lore is carefully being exhumed and researched, though the accursed Way of White has destroyed most of our sacred writings. We know little of our forefathers, or the truth of the mighty Lord Gwyn, but we know this:
He was in possession of the Sunlight Beard.
His Son, our Lord and Saviour, Solaire, was banished by the wicked Gwyndolyn, for he had a glorious Beard and Gwyndolyn did not. His jealousy drove him to such vile acts.

Fear not, Brother of the Beard. For i have found scrolls, hidden by Gwyn himself. I found these elderly scrolls inside of the beard of his statue. I realize that i have disgraced the holy beard by touching what should not be touched. But i believe that it is justified by the fact that i found some of our own history. Praise the Beard, brother!

Mr. Tart wrote:
Fear not, Brother of the Beard. For i have found scrolls, hidden by Gwyn himself. I found these elderly scrolls inside of the beard of his statue. I realize that i have disgraced the holy beard by touching what should not be touched. But i believe that it is justified by the fact that i found some of our own history. Praise the Beard, brother!

RenegadeCop wrote:If you defile my beard, I swear I will destroy that soul patch, and give you an instant man beard!

Mr. Tart wrote:Oh but of course. I never said one mustn't shave. As sinful as it may be, we're but mere men bound to walk the earth and SHAVE! We can't stop it. It must happen. I was simply proposing the rule of respecting beard by not speaking of it here, in our sacred haven.