Hackers...let's start being creative shall we?!?!

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Now....

So these hackers are here and here to stay.  Thank you Mega Mule, and thank you....xbox/pc in general?!?!?!  Anyway, placing blame on anything is a moot point nowadays.  I think we all know the MM is too blame for the 1000% (read between the lines you literals) increase of hackers to the ps3 Dark Souls player base.  This is undeniable.

So....

Since they are here to stay, let's help them....*ugh*.....get some swag.  

Okay seriously, the common infinite health and blah blah blah is really bland.  The people that do these things are the same people  who will never understand kama sutra, and think that their partner is satisfied with missionary.  Let's help these poor fools.

Here are some of my examples:

-I think it would be really cool to invade the Burg as a Mini-Taurus Demon.

-Why hasn't anyone made a bow that shoots three bolts like the Avelyn???

-Why hasn't anyone changed their invader color to green?

-A Llyod's Talisman that regens your health.

Of course there would be many more superawesome ideas we could think of.  Even ideas that wouldn't be so ****wraithish, and almost fun.  I could see some really funny shyt like this getting 100K views on youtube.

So...."hacker extraordinaires"....let's see how good you really are.  

Step 1: Invade as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uKriZGMjY
Step 2: Hope this thread doesn't get locked.
Step 3: Laugh

SirArchmage wrote:Step 1: Invade as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uKriZGMjY
Step 2: Hope this thread doesn't get locked.
Step 3: Laugh

Lol, never seen that one.

And ya, but if we look at the intended purpose of this thread, which is to make getting invaded by a hacker almost fun at times, then I see  little harm in it.

BUT, the mods/admins disagree with me on a regular basis, and I try not to question what they say/do..most of the time.  Hopefully some really cool ideas will spawn from this, and it'll be realized in game...who knows right?  

Also, you receive my thanks for your contribution and support.

If you put on Cestus and grabbed people with Dark Hand while you were that big, then that "Attack on Titans" mixed with Dark Souls trailer would really become true.

I wonder if it would look like "kissing" or something more risqué  

I've got a list;

working (i.e instant) egg head infection via egg attack
pursuers that turn into aural decoy on contact
aural bead (looks like dark bead but just laughs)
invading as ceaseless discharge.
being able to use chesters kick.
fully functioning four kings sword (with special attacks)
alluring skulls that work while a red phantom.
the ability to summon skeleton dogs.
the ability to revive oneself  for a few seconds and flip the bird at gankers if they gesture at you.
polymorph magic, i.e turn a giantdad into a mushroom baby for 5 minutes.
ride the ashlake hydra across the forest.
strip gwynevere and summon her at will.
replace the swords in gravelord sword dance with hentai tentacles.

Would it be possible to bring a third boss into the O&S fight? Nito, for instance. Three bosses, three phantoms. That's fair, right? If Nito was the last boss, would he grow bigger?

Make a spell to summon all npc black phantoms at once, watch as they panic.
 Or better yet, chain reaction wrath of gods, once you use it, it keeps going off even when you move.

Awesome  

If great ideas like these keep flowing, I might have to make a "favorites" section in the original post  

I'd like to see flaming dung pies.

how has no one mad a book catalyst yet?

make force summon 100 of those little white grubs that pop out of the eggburdened enemies.
change gold tracer into a banana that makes slapping sounds every time you get hit with it.
using the undead rapport animation, make a spell that changes summoned  phantoms into humanity ghosts, leaving the phantom with a view of whats happening until the humanity ghost is killed (phantom has no control).

be a mushroom parent, win everything.
change all of a foes textures to a blinding pink color on contact.
walk upside down.
pull a pinwheel and make doppelgangers of yourself.
make the greatlord greatsword be on fire.
build a bike out of bonewheels.
instantly teleport people into gwyns boss room.
play as a mimic... my life would be complete...

Big head mode...I want it.There is no better way to show disapproval/confusion than turning your head into 15 foot Mask of the Father.

I would love to invade as Andre and drop kick gankers to death.

Hot pink invaders would be a good idea.

I once saw a video where a hacker had turned himself into one of the grey player ghosts and couldn't be hit but could attack.I think it would be pretty awesome to be chased around the forest/New Londo Ruins/Dark Anor Londo/Tomb of the Giants like that while they try to stab you with the jagged ghost blade attack.

I think it would be cool to be able to invade people and once in their world activate Gravelorded Mode and then Black Crystal out, leaving them with a bunch of Black Phantoms to deal with (kind of like a targeted Gravelord infection).


Big head mode is a piece of cake, always funny, but often comes with nastier hacks.


The 4 Kings sword is just a texture, there are no stats to go with it, so you have to put that texture on another sword. If you put it on the Moonlight Greatsword you'd get about as close as possible to having a proper 4 Kings Sword. Most people I've seen (on youtube) texture swap it use a Zwei or Black Knight Greatsword. I've also seen it on a Dragon Greatsword.
Not sure how to do it, but I wouldn't think it's super hard, and it's not unfair either, as you're essentially just changing the look of an existing weapon, and the 4 Kings Sword is long, so it's not like you'll be hitting people with phatom damage like if you put a daggers texture on a spear (what I'm saying is the length of the weapon won't be deceptive).


There are some cool things possible with hacks, it's just a shame people seem to default to insta-win mode and trying to make people rage cos they're all master trolls  



EDIT: Being able to turn yourself into a Giant Mushroom would be the greatest thing ever.

If I had to face a hacker, I would want to see him do one of these things:

Have dragon body form that shoots rapid fire flaming dung pies.
 
Be able to fly around the level.
 
Be an inanimate object with arms holding weapons. Always funny.
 
Have a bow that shoots bonewheel skeletons. Never funny... but would be an interesting surprise.

Infinite dragon breath that breathed prism stones. Because sometimes, you gotta be fabulous when you kill people.

- Undead Rapport that, when it hits a White Phantom, it forces a "Prostrate" gesture and turns them your same Phantom color.
- Aural Decoy: Instead, it summons a Crystal Lizard that has a 1-hit Vow of Silence on it...
- Arrow hits have a Force effect
- Jump has a hitbox with maximum knockback
- Chameleon turns you into the host
- Undead Rapport that forces the player back, then switches name and appearance with them
- Shields with working reflection D:

SirArchmage wrote:Infinite dragon breath that breathed prism stones. Because sometimes, you gotta be fabulous when you kill people.

We actually had this one and it could crash your console.

make prism stones into bombs that let off an appropriately colored wog when triggered.
force every humanoid model in a certain area to do the channeller dance.
make dark bead be rainbow colored (each bead a different spectrum color!)
make a boss health bar with your name on it show up on the hosts screen when you invade.
give dragonoids functioning wings.
kill the everlasting dragon.
make the pendant be a throwable item with insane knockback if it hits.
Use big Smo's butt slam attack.
summon iron tarkus anywhere.
make the orange charred ring leave a trail of lava behind players wearing it.
make the rusted iron ring negate twop.
A super fat character model.
A super "endowed" character model.
the ability to use the garden shears the oolacile guys use as weapons.
use chesters rose knives.
make gravelording work regardless of ng.
play as manus.
change your foot step sound effect to banshee shrieks.
make ghost weapons ignore shields and armor.
turn your character model inside out.
automatically make any darkmoon blade invader wear a cop hat.
replace the zweihander with a giant fish.

sparkly-twinkly-lizard wrote:change your foot step sound effect to banshee shrieks...

 
 ...and dress like a ninja with fog ring.
 
The level of absurdity would stun any host!

Sparkly dude, the "Ride through Lordran on a Bonewheel Shield Bike" had me rollin lol, no pun intended.  

So many of these would be awesome, I haven't even read them all yet.

I think I can keep this up for a while, really though hacking basically lets you be god in a virtual world, you just have to use your imagination!
 
make any person who ninja flips with more than 53 poise automatically be pancaked (no damage though) when they try to flip.
give Sif a mlp character model.
implement boss rush mode.
negate backstabs.
give the fist weapons an alternate combat stance when you press triangle which results in different moves, i.e dragon bone fist gets a hadouken attack in this stance.

Dragon roar that knocks everyone on the map back

When you invade gives the white phantoms 1 hp

Use Channeler's Trident buff with every weapon

Make getting hit with a great bow knock you out of the map

Spawn tons of anor londo archers in a world you invade

Change everyone's hats to mimic heads and play the Trololol song through their game.

Turn into a skeleton baby with a triple speed sprint and run rings around people.

Spawn half a dozen Havels around a player and set them to block mode.

Make it so using more than one estus in ten seconds causes the toxic effect.

Turn all the crystal enemies' bodies into prism stones.Party in the archives!

This has long since left the realm of possible (without extreme and inordinate skill at the level of simply programming a new game solo) hacking and simply gone into the realm of humor, which is a good course.  I had some legit laughs at some of the suggestions so far .

Just thought of this, change your white summon to a different colour depending on your covenant.
Summoning a white but finding out you summoned an invader.
I like the cosplay type ideas like playing as ceaseless etc. But how about hacking certain boss armours. Be real funny seeing gwynevere's outfit on a cross dressing toon lol.
Making toons look more realistic when in human form. Not to be rude but how many over weight women have A-cups. Making the over weight men have man boobs, (you know like smough).