My "BACK FROM THE DEAD" Build

Hello there Dark Souls Wiki Forum! Oh how I have missed you!  

As with everyone who has ever truly enjoyed Dark Souls. you eventually have to go back and pop that disk in. Am I right?

So without further ado, I present the $#iT I'm going to be playing with for a little while.

http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=424786612817883435

Spell fixes/combo lineups are welcome (I don't remember anything besides DarkBead+BlackFlame combo), I would also appreciate a stylist for my armor, I need MAXIMUM SWAGS forever, or just better defense stats.
God I missed this game, and I didn't even know it.

People you fight will probably hate the "spaminess" of the build but of course it should give you some wins. The only thing I question is the 58 poise. I don't know why you need that much on such a build, but it's a minor concern.

Welcome back, BTW. They never can stay away long... 

I don't know if you remember but you helped me build a similar wizard build before.. my name was different at the time.. but hell it worked. I bow to your wizarding masterpieces.

if I may make a suggestion you could always throw a force miracle in there on the left handed slot I always thought that was fun to play with... I really don't know any other way to improve it

http://mmdks.com/4094
This is what I'd do with that build.
Chester coat swag. Or any other coat of thous preference.
Just switched the spells around mainly. Added some variety there. With your buffs, fire surge will hurt like crazy. Chaos Whip because it is awesome. And great soul arrow for a good attack at a distance.

http://mmdks.com/40ae my take. since you're going 45dex the tin banishment cat makes 1.) a subpar melee weapon and 2.) the perfect dark magic cataclyst: the physical dmg scaling boosts the physical portion of dark magics dmg; f.e.:
beatrices cat. @45dex/32int (200 mag. adj.) dark orb does ~360dmg
tin banishment cat. @45dex/32int (186 mag. adj.) dark orb does ~400dmg
other notes:
good players will roll BS your shyte -> thorns arm helps canceling those
slvl125 is ever declining afaik, lvl100 gets all the love. to still invade those don't level further than 120
dark orb @45dex is my fav. spell ^^

Thanks for the feedback guys, I'm definitely going to try out some your suggestions, but what do I do about the guys who just refuse to fight me? They literally won't attack me, they just run.

Strip off you armor and gesture condescendingly.