I made a dark joke today...

If you did not know, South Korea has found smuggle capsules from China, which was seen to cure diseases as well as other things. It turns out that a custom inspection team found these pills, and realized that the are filled with powder... of dead infants and babies

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-baby-flesh-capsules-prompt-customs-crackdown-in-south-korea-7720717.html

This news has popped up a lot in google, so it seems to be true, or at least massed propagandised against China. Either way, it is the news so far that caught my friend's eye.

So, my friend asked "Where did they get the babies from?"

So I said, without a thought (although it was the first thing that popped in my mind), "Well, I guess we know what happens to the second and third child."

She laughed and cried. I told another friend, and he made a gesture motion of a slap and then a burst of laughter. Dark humour, I know. Some of you may think of me as a monster for such a thought.

Remember this: I didn't do it, I recognized it. It is not as bad as actually doing it. I'm not that corrosive and ill of a cook, thank you very much.

Sadly the truth usually is the most bizarre and often funny circumstances.

I tried to comfort my friend, by trying to say that they possible got the dead tissue from possible dead baby skin (as we all shed). I mean, I tried to bring light to my friend.

After I rechecked that, I said "Never mind, I was right the first time". He said I was awful for saying it, but I said I always think of Cons first. Since I know enough of what others talk about, that was my first guest, my first thought, when I read it.

Don't feel too bad. I had pretty much the same thought when I read that. Just no one to share it with immediately.

The truth? I feel no weight saying it.

Sounds like you're a regular Frankie Boyle Acidic.

I thought it was pretty funny. Then again I like a lot of Dark Humor.

Frankie Boyle. Heard of him, never saw him in anything. Sorry Tolvo.

Let's just say he is so offensive he can't find work as easily anymore.

I remember on a BBC show he made a joke about an ad against texting while driving was to merely record a celebrity who had gotten in a car accident try to remember his wedding day, since after the accident he had brain damage and it was the only thing he couldn't remember.

I don't think I'm that bad... Maybe a little worse than that, actually

Good, I love those kinds of jokes.

Though the one he made about a celebrity's disabled child going on a rampage and **** and killing her, I think that was the one that got him sort of blacklisted.

I think you should see toxic fun time! (below signature). You may like some of the ideas there

That's bloody hilarious AC.

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

One have to be careful with such kinds of jokes. I am sure Chinese are searching The Catacombs for someone special

Indeed dark humor is funny as hell.

I give them luck finding me there... or anywhere, with that fact.