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Psshh, reading and writing are way better. I mean with math what can you do, balance check books? Own a bank? Lol, dumb. I can read star wars novels really fast!

This is how we do it...

I guess I can read and type very quickly, but that doesn't mean I think about what I'm typing. Gets me into trouble more often than you might think.

I've started rereading what i type. Its stopped me saying some stuff I know I thought was funny but was really just douchey.

Same here! otherwise I would have posted twice in this thread in the past 5 mins !

Also Quarik I have that problem when I speak, say something as a casual joke that is actually a major nerve for that problem. saying O SH*T before it sinks in to everyone else what I just said xD

Here, here, here I type
So I'm finally here explaining for you,
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,
As we take you through this reading rap.
Huh
MiT, Tolvomite
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
He's finally back, to end some ganks.
His Murakumo can cleave in two,
If he hits ya, it's gunna hurt.
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
He's the first member of the MiT. crew.
Huh
MiT Tolvomite
MiT Tolvomite is here.
This Vader's got style, so listen up dudes,
He can Light you up to suite his mood.
He's quick and nimble when he needs to be,
He can shoot through the air and blow up threes.
If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, he's one cool word that rhymes with wrong.
Huh
MiT Tolvomite.
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Vader has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Hunter just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah

And then I got lazy and didn't alter the rest of the DK rap.

To the museum of souls! 8 left!

The museum of souls somehow sounds far more sinister than it is xD

Tolvo, i can read 2000 pages in 10 days. Alaska family trip. It was awesome. I think thats fast enough.

And i bet i stutter more than you guys ever do. I just trained myself not to say douchery over the years, though, it still happens from time to time. I talk uber fast though.... link in my signature.

And tolvo... get some girl with some poems. They melt with that stuff. Me? "You make me feel like ive been though newtons square root theory without any limit, because you're in the root of my heart"

You haven't been to the Writer's Sanctum in a bit have you? There I explicitly said I really dislike writing Poetry haha, I'm a prose man.

I can read 2000+ pages in a single day.

Where my flaws come through are on the dance floor sadly, I got no moves to impress the ladies.

The robot, the non dancers dance. Speaking of whihc I should add to the sanctum today, Ive finally got time to write something.

Neither do I, man. I just let loose. But girls just like it when a guy wants to dance, period. You should learn how to slow dance, which is a biggie, though.

I usually just know the right thing to say almost indefinitely, with still being me. I have two older sisters, and I have a lot of gal friends. I know what goes on a girl's mind. Though, I don't tell them that, because they then shut off and don't want their mind to be read.

what is this writer's sanctum of which you speak of? I should troll it a bit and put in a bunch of formulas.

Just noticed I mispelled "drunk" on my first meme. Great.

Attracting women isn't much of the issue for me, it's more so attracting the right woman. I've gotten a decent amount wanting to be with me before, but I'm not a fan of sluts. Dancing is just too foreign to me. In public I can just around, spin about and generally be the fool but with music playing I just can't match it. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

That is a place for writers to get feedback and receive help from others, or to generally get angry with how rigid I am in there.

Damn it got down to the second page https://soulswiki.forumotion.com/t5642-creative-writers-sanctum

Ahh, Tolvo, but it IS about attracting women. It's about attracting that right woman. Like you said. But you've got to know how to attract her once you meet her. But, then again, if you hate dancing, and she wants you to dance, and won't date you if you won't, then I guess she isn't the right woman. But I'm pretty sure odds are the right woman for you will want to go ballroom dancing or something romantic like that.

It would definitely help though if I ever do learn to dance.

I need to learn how to swing. Liz loves swing dancing......

Anyway, should I start a math thread? I post a problem, someone solves it and then posts another problem for the next guy? or are there NO math guys around?

They all died out from a lack of children to keep their love going strong.

Thankfully us writers have Middle Aged Housewives to keep our line going.

We come here for fun mate. You can just use yahoo answers.

DoughGuy wrote:We come here for fun mate. You can just use yahoo answers.

ARE YOU SAYING MATH ISN'T FUN?!

Yes! DoughGuy! The Pillsbury man is back!

@Joe Yep
@Ima Celebrating 4000 posts!

Math isn't fun. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!....


I can't believe it.

I used to think maths was fun, then I had to learn it in school.
same with just about all learning now that I think of it