Most Useless Item to you

Pretty simple question guys, in your opinion what is the most useless piece of **** thing you have in your bottomless box. Could be item, weapon, shield, armor, rings, etc.

Tell me 1. why it is useless to you and 2. please exaggerate how useless it is

I've got two for you

As I flip through right now I stumble upon something called a "Bloodred moss clump." A disturbing image of menstrual fluids run through my mind as i both say that and look at what it is.
Ok, some of you may use this but I have NEVER used the Ents common drop. If it is used to reduce bleed how am I to use that while getting bled out by a weapon? I'll die from attack before I even ate the damn thing.

My second most useless item is actually a spell. It would have to be the horrendously wasteful "Seek Guidance" miracle. If you're out here wasting slots on that piece of ****.... get out of here right now. Like.... yea I have a world of demons to kill...but uh, I think I would like to spend a slot on reading more messages of something I already know...

Honorable Mentions go to the Darksign aka "i give up" and the Gargoyle shield aka "shield with a hole in it."

your turn

gargoyle shield is one of the best antifire shields in the game, 56 when made fire and i think it has 90% reduction of fire and weights 2 less than the bk shield which i dont like(i prefer the dragon crest shiel), ast but not least it looks awesome. anyway, the items i find so useless tha i've actually never used, not even once is the aluring skull thing, i find no use for it i mean it might be good for mobs but i always take them one at a time, mobs are the deadliest in later ng's.

Darksign, never ever used it.

Alluring skulls good one.

Since you can BS the first armored boar there really is no practical use for that besides wanting to hear the cool noise it makes lol.

Gargoyle shield gets honorable mention because it has "some" good qualities like what you mentioned.

I find throwing knives to be useless. And I don't mean the poison knives because those are actually useful. I just dont see the point in using regular throwing knives, the most damage you can do is almost nothing and it's definitely not worth that moment of vulnerability when you throw it.

oh yeah i'm gonna throw this knife at you and hope i get a headshot. sure it'll do next to no damage but at least i might get a headshot!

Pendant is also useless. Miyazaki, I don't believe anything you say.

Old witches ring. Sure you get some good conversation with it but that's all you get

mugenis4real wrote:Old witches ring. Sure you get some good conversation with it but that's all you get

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! It's almost as good as the pendant!
I never use a shield Naw. just on one character, but I don't ever use the bloodred moss clump nor do I use the crest shields. Idk why. Oh, and I never use spears. Halberds are good enough. I also don't use rapiers...
I've only had 4 good characters, OK?!

Broken Sword Hilt - It's only usefulness comes from the fact that it can be turned into the Greatsword of Artorias.

Besides that, I'd probably say all the coins. In my current build I somehow got Frampt to disappear without even having the benefit of joining the Darkwraiths, so now they just sit uselessly in my inventory.

Rubbish, it even insults you. Also, the coins

I can't tell if people are being sarcastic about the Darksign or what... Lol.

I'll have to say... The Parrying Dagger. People say it's easy to parry with it but I'm better with the SK Shield. I still suck at parrying though.

The 20 sets fo hollow armor in my inventory. They give almost no souls to frampt and have sucky stats compared to late game armor.

^^ You take that back!!! Hollow soldier waistcloth - best poise:weight ratio in the game - 8 poise for 1.2 weight - yes please.

i agree with amos, hollow armor is pretty good for its weight and i use the complete set a lot in pvp.

Lightning Spear.

Skull Lantern

Pendant ^^

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Skull Lantern

I dot invaded down in the depths and the person who was using it was some how able to make my enemies chase her with it? She led the butchers to me somehow.

GkMrBane wrote:

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Skull Lantern

I dot invaded down in the depths and the person who was using it was some how able to make my enemies chase her with it?

What?

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:

GkMrBane wrote:

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Skull Lantern

I dot invaded down in the depths and the person who was using it was some how able to make my enemies chase her with it?

What?

I dont know how but it didnt cast any light and when she got close to the butcher it tried to attack but couldnt hit her then when she stopped holding the lantern (like when you hold your shiedl up) the butcher tried to go back to the table. She lead it to me.

The red cracked orbs... Never use them. Maybe one day I will
Blue Tearstone Ring : I wonder if somebody really uses that ring. I always get the black knight asap but always forget the to collect the ring.
The mighty pendant.

Doelker wrote:The red cracked orbs... Never use them. Maybe one day I will
Blue Tearstone Ring : I wonder if somebody really uses that ring. I always get the black knight asap but always forget the to collect the ring.
The mighty pendant.

Blue tear stone ring is awesome for player vs enemy since it boost my defence up to about 700 phy atacks and 350 for magic/elementals. I love it on my SL 653 character cause it really helps survive those 1hit kills in Ng+++++

i would have to agree on the blood red moss(they will fill your status bar back to whee it was while you try to use it) alluring skulls are useless, i tryed to crush the armored bore with the gate by throwing it under the gate and shutting it.....it only stops and looks at it for half a second. i also find the other wood grain ring(i forget its name) to be rather useless. unless maybe your using a crystal katana,but even then it just doesnt seem like its worth a ring slot. i have never once used it.

Oooh, boy.
- Rubbish.
- Old Witch's Ring
- Pendant
- Lloyd's Talisman
- Alluring Skull
- Throwing Knives

Useless items ahoy!

Azran wrote:Oooh, boy.
- Rubbish.
- Old Witch's Ring
- Pendant
- Lloyd's Talisman
- Alluring Skull
- Throwing Knives

Useless items ahoy!

llaoyd's talismans are my favorite friends when i invade the forest.

Umm, alluring skulls, blood red clumps and gargoyle shields are awesome.

I don;t know what you're talking about.