ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

PVPing in the Forest for awhile (As an Invader) and having fun, but I kept periodically jumping into this one guys world and getting roflstomped by him and his ganking buddy, no bows, they just run full bore at me with claymores and zwihanders buffed in full havels and pinwheel masks and stomp me into the ground....then they taunt like it's a massive thing...

Now let me explain something, I'm using a sorcery build with light armor, I'm officially made of paper, and they killed me several times, each time acting like it's the greatest thing ever.

Finally I invade one last time, I know its them, and I know I can't win, so I stand and let them come, I fire off one soul spear mostly as a joke...and it oneshots the host.....

I have never felt so good about a kill EVER!

"Oh man look at this chump!"

"Yeah he's so easy!"

"How many times have we killed him, ten, twenty?"

"I don't know, but it gets better every time haha!"

"Alright are you ready to...That...That light...It's so beautiful. It's as if the aspect of nature and beauty have formed into a single entity that holds its arms out towards me, wishing for me to embrace it in a hold of love more powerful than the very laws of nature...I feel so drawn to it."

"NO MAN DON'T GO TOWARDS THE-"

And the rest was history.

Tolvo wrote:"Oh man look at this chump!"

"Yeah he's so easy!"

"How many times have we killed him, ten, twenty?"

"I don't know, but it gets better every time haha!"

"Alright are you ready to...That...That light...It's so beautiful. It's as if the aspect of nature and beauty have formed into a single entity that holds its arms out towards me, wishing for me to embrace it in a hold of love more powerful than the very laws of nature...I feel so drawn to it."

"NO MAN DON'T GO TOWARDS THE-"

And the rest was history.

I'm nominating this for comment of the year.

Though maybe adding the capability of speaking in a manner similar to poetic prose was a bit unrealistic of a characterization for a ganker.

Definitely not a ganker line. More like a Solaire line xD

And then Solaire flew off into the sun, his avarice and lust for the warming light that would bind him to a true understanding being his demise. Yet a peace of mind was established at a point before the great sundering of his body, so there was at least a consolation prize before his death.

That better?

Tolvo wrote:Though maybe adding the capability of speaking in a manner similar to poetic prose was a bit unrealistic of a characterization for a ganker.

Hahahahahaha!

I'm gonna have my friend who's an English Major write, 'An Ode to the Ganker'

Or rather he could write something in Nonsense verse from the perspective of a ganker, that might prove to be quite entertaining.

Might wanna change that to "Dirge of a ganker"

Tolvo wrote:Or rather he could write something in Nonsense verse from the perspective of a ganker, that might prove to be quite entertaining.

I'll pass that along as well, he's a DkS player himself so he may find it an entertaining challenge.

If he does so, I'll pass it along to the forum.

"Oh to gank,
Sir without clue to stakes,
wandering through woods near lakes,
ready for our flanks,
By the hydra's baubles,
the wary troubles,
blue lights darkening our day,
Behind a tree golden darkness lights our way."

Etc, etc, stuff like that.

'Amid shadowed branches we stood
Weapons primed
With somber moods

He approached us at walking pace
Head held high
Grinning in space

Joined by another he was
Who followed him closely
The air a buzz
With embers flickering lazily

And we ran, wishing to end their lives as simple
To ashes we became"

But that isn't nonsense! It doesn't work!

Was he sprinting? Thats always the worst way to go, sprinting at a caster so you can't dodge in time and just die.

Running jump dodge through, gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I can't get as nonsensical as a ganker, tolvo.

I can go far beyond them, then again I love to entertain nonsense and spew out the crap of my mind frequently. I've built a reputation on it.

Well aware. But ganking level tard is just impossible for me.

Your mind a plenty little in grasp should open greatly to lesser hands.

By the way I should probably mention, I'm so tired I might as well be hammered.

Tolvo wrote:By the way I should probably mention, I'm so tired I might as well be hammered.

http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/sad-i-know-that-feel-bro.jpg

EDIT: Well ****, post #100.

I'd like to thank the community as well as the gankers in the forest, without whom, I wouldn't be here today.

Congratulations!

Here is an imaginary certificate, it assures you that I will come up with a funnier certificate idea in the future for which I can tell a joke or something or generally make a fool of myself in some manner.

Tolvo wrote:Running jump dodge through, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

Fixed that for you.

Quarik wrote:

Tolvo wrote:Running jump dodge through, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

Fixed that for you.

I didn't realize we were playing Mexican Soccer!?

Tolvo wrote:"Oh man look at this chump!"

"Yeah he's so easy!"

"How many times have we killed him, ten, twenty?"

"I don't know, but it gets better every time haha!"

"Alright are you ready to...That...That light...It's so beautiful. It's as if the aspect of nature and beauty have formed into a single entity that holds its arms out towards me, wishing for me to embrace it in a hold of love more powerful than the very laws of nature...I feel so drawn to it."

"NO MAN DON'T GO TOWARDS THE-"

And the rest was history.

Best.... comment.... EVER!!! *Tears!