Random Off-Topic

Aargh! My king is on the run! If he dies, I lose. He's probably my only unit now lol.

Damnit. He was shot by a musketeer.

I will offer a 21 gun salute in his honor:

Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
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Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
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Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

We will all remember him as the man who almost outran a horse.

I officially declare today to be "That Guy Day"

I'll have to mark it in my calendar. This day will be even bigger event than Christmas. Streets will be filled with parades honouring his memory.

Instead of wrapping paper, presents for That Guy Day will be placed in bigger presents and a small chocolate placed on top.

Well I'm lost as to what you chaps are going on about

I'm extremely confused :|

Yeah, I know.. whate the hell were they on about? :shock:

We just started so you should be able to catch up. Uparkaam's King was assassinated and a holiday to honor his deeds has been declared. We're working on the traditions to incorporate now. Assuming people continue humoring me that is.

Instead of a tree, That Guy Day will be symbolized by a decorated trampoline. So that we can all strive to reach the heights of the lost king.

a trampoline you say? what a novel way to mark someone's death

It's full of symbolism, just read the post again. Jumping is somber only for a period of one hour following the Feast of That Guy dinner

And people will run across open fields while being chased by horses. It will be a part of the festivities.

Also, the Feast needs a cake, right?

Yes of course. With gold edges and purple frosting to represent royalty. The choice of filling is dependent on your personal heritage. As I am of Polish descent my filling choices are cherry liquer reduction or honey.

I declare this cake for the conversation that I have no idea what this conversation is going on about:




Also, screw you all, I got an STD called:

http://www.newjerseynotaryassociation.org/new-jersey.jpg

with a Hint of:



And a Side of Sardines.

Cook, have you gone hollow?

We all have, Serious, we all have.

That might be the worst disease to have Acidic. I'll pray for you.

I'm afraid that cake isn't regal enough for the Feast but might be allowable for The Brunch if That Guy past memorial.

Never Hollow, unless it is my Liver.

wow, you're going mad..

BTW that's a kidney, not a liver

Close enough.

Nice sight, I picke dit for a reason.

Bastardo.

Kidney? I thought it was a Mr Potato Head with a long nose and toupee