Patches Cosplay (Summoned)

This, will be the best troll build ever. My plan is to replicate Patches, and then place my sign for players in Sens. If I manage to make it further ahead I will, ofcourse turn the level to the host/phantoms. And when we do reach it I will point in the direction of Big Hat logan but stay behind to give them a surprise.

This is a major troll, and goes against many, many morals. So to compensate I will drop a humanity for the host beforehand.

Should I go with this, or scrap it because of morals?

Heheheheh

I wouldn't trust any Patches look-alike with that boulder mechanism in Sen's.

As long as you give them a humanity I see no reason why not to. Provided you send them a "This is what I do my friend!" message afterwards.

^Yes! Lol

I was considering an invader version, but my time as a Peddler has shown people arent kind to invaders, harmless as they seem.


Also, anyone know what head is closest to Patches? I know he has a big nose, thats it though.

Dragon Scholar?

even souding cool i would hate to summon patches. i already hate having to keep him to get some of his stuff.

No I don't. Thorolund has a wide nose but Patches has a large one all around. If you do this please record a video if possible. It should prove hilarious especially if they understand the message.

I fear for Trusty Patches the NPC, after their little event with me he might not be accepted as much.

Best Sl for sens is 40 correct?

I'm normally around SL 35 when I co-op in Sen's, but it's still a pretty decent summoning rate at 40

I'll try 35, lower brings better chance of trusting and desperate hosts.

^Evil, very evil.

I wonder how many hosts will escape and I wonder how many will be mad xD

Also, any other ideas on how I can pull a Patches?

Pretend to go kill the Fireballer above the Iron Golem arena, leave him alive and sit back and watch as your host has to fight a boss all the while trying fruitlessly to dodge flaming ball projetiles.

Hmm, that'd be hard since the host would likely tag along.

The host would notice the lack of souls anyways.

How about making Tarkus fall off the walkway to the bossgate?

Can you do that?

Worth a shot, could try blocking him.

I might actually be tempeted into trying this myself.

We could start a covenant, the Trusty Covenant!

Yes,that is a great idea! This is what we do my friend.

Haha, Yeah, going to need rules though, the Humanity drop is a must, or else many other covenants may not appreciate us.

http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=3853700728808731
-Prototype

Hmm humanity drop and message or else it isn't worth it. The best thing about this is there is minimal effort involved. SL 35 is easy enough and getting to Sens is just as easy. And the gear is just simple loot.

True enough, should we have all of the Patches clones be legit or allow glitched?

I like the prototype. Sometimes being a troll is just fun. With the builds I don't really care if they are legit or not. I usually BB just to save me a lot of time.