How hard have you roflstomped or been roflstomped by someone

i just wanna hear peoples roflstomp stories

Not sure what you mean here......

I was summoned with the rss into a gank once where I dodged the initial wog, then immediately turned and parried his bkga with my large club and killed him. His phantoms never even touched me.

Back in the early days, I invaded someone who did the enchanting glitch to put crystal magic weapon on the Black Knight Greataxe. I never stood a chance.

Wade_Wilson wrote:Back in the early days, I invaded someone who did the enchanting glitch to put crystal magic weapon on the Black Knight Greataxe. I never stood a chance.

:shock: Owch

LordRevan wrote:

Wade_Wilson wrote:Back in the early days, I invaded someone who did the enchanting glitch to put crystal magic weapon on the Black Knight Greataxe. I never stood a chance.

:shock: Owch

They were dark days.

When I looked into their eyes... And they fled.

Greeted by my cleaver, egg, and skull, my man in cloth chased men away...

Only to be chased down and die....

The best laugh is the use of anxiety and fear...

As I look into your eyes...

Meh, glitched buffs are some of the easiest things to handle by comparison. You dealt with those people who walk through both your attack and you to backstab? Not poise stab, they ignore you r attack all together, clip through you, and backstab.

still think kicking someone off a cliff and messaging them saying THIS IS SPARTAAAAA! is the greatest thing i have ever done in this game, and i can never ever ever best that!

I was roflstomping someone so much they jumped of a cliff.
Much to my amusement.

I have experienced the standard forest gank setup as an invadee not invader. I hate when a red and blue invade and the team up. They should fight to the death!

They should make some purple phantoms.

I invade. He casts Crystal Homing Soul Mass, and pulls out a Moonlight Greatsword. I quickly cast Great Magic Barrier. I just ran straight to him and gave him a nice Jumping Attack with my Grant +5. Rest is story.

3v1 gank in the hallway by the bonfire in anor londo where you meet solair. Invaded. They run out into the hallway I roll past the 2 phantoms BS the host and then engage in glorious combat with the phantoms. I ended up killing the phantoms the host ran away, and he ended up dying at the 2 WoG giants.

People who don't even take damage. They've transcended from health hackers to *** immortals.

billy_bayonet wrote:still think kicking someone off a cliff and messaging them saying THIS IS SPARTAAAAA! is the greatest thing i have ever done in this game, and i can never ever ever best that!

of course you would do that billy.the best roflstomp ive ever done was when i first started playing. i was running around the parish invading and i invaded a 3v1...i jumped off the starts and plunge attack 1 rolled to get behind the other and BSed him and then the host tried to 1v1 me and got owned so hard dude touched me only once

nothing beats THIS IS SPARTAAAAA

Invaded someone this week in Anor Londo, they'd got rid of the painting guardians up in the rafters, fired a couple of arrows at me then panicked, decided to leg it and fell off the last beam, that was pretty funny.
sent them a message saying 'Geronimoooooooooooo'

Invaded
Someone the other day that was in smoughs chest piece, Logan's hat.
They just rolled about with two shields.
I couldn't bring myself to kill this confused player as he tried to jump up the rubble in alvinas house

Wish my capture card was on...

SunlightCrusader wrote:I have experienced the standard forest gank setup as an invadee not invader. I hate when a red and blue invade and the team up. They should fight to the death!

I hate when I invade with a red as a hunter and he acts like he's gonna team up... then backstabs me when I go for the host. The Forest wraiths and hunters have a truce, we're supposed to work together.

Once I was in the forest trying to summon help for sif, this guy with a golem axe invaded but didn't move, I went up then he stunlocked my *** and killed me.

Also, I remember how many times I've played runescape in the past and gotten roflstomped while screwing around in the forest.

I was hosting some duels in the burg with a friend when someone invaded. My friend turns around to look at him and instantly dies.

Unforseen wrote:I was hosting some duels in the burg with a friend when someone invaded. My friend turns around to look at him and instantly dies.

WTF SUPAH NINJA

Extertionist wrote:Once I was in the forest trying to summon help for sif, this guy with a golem axe invaded but didn't move, I went up then he stunlocked my *** and killed me.

Also, I remember how many times I've played runescape in the past and gotten roflstomped while screwing around in the forest.

I love doing that. Just waiting for them to try something, its really funny and works a lot.

At the beginning of Dark Souls before patch.

Invade someone in Kiln. 3 v 1, Ring of Fog (can't log on back then), WOT, Crystal Ring Shield (This thing OHKO easily)..

That fight lasted as long as my stamina did.

So, this one time in Btown a DM ran to the Stone Throwing giants, moving at normal speed with his iron ring on. He had a DMB Washing pole, and a hornet's ring. I was without my iron ring, and for some reason I thought, "Psshhh, easy win!" Yeah, I think that was the fastest and dumbest death I've ever had in my gaming history. Befowler could vouch for it, we were practicing and rather than letting him, the red phantom go first. I, the host, thought I could "Handle it." To this day, I don't know what was going through my mind. But it must have been something along the lines of DUUUUUUEEEEEEEERRRRRRR.