I roflstomped someone yesterday while playing. I was on the gargoyles in new game+ and this fat roller dude invades me. I slapped on power withen then while he was running at me I cast homing crystal soulmass. I thought it was funny because I didn't even move.
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How hard have you roflstomped or been roflstomped by someone
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Re: How hard have you roflstomped or been roflstomped by someone
by Extertionist Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:41 pm
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by ErrJon6661 Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:57 pm
I love invading blighttown. Using the Rusted Iron Ring and the Poisonbite ring. Using nothing but dung pies and arrows.
Its insane how many people don't have the rusted Iron ring on.
Its insane how many people don't have the rusted Iron ring on.
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Re: How hard have you roflstomped or been roflstomped by someone
by Yarxov Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:00 pm
Rolfstomped: First time using a Katana, died in my first three invasions to parries.
Roflstomp: Hosting in the Kiln, camping the bridge with a Dragonslayer Greatbow.
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You are correct. NOTHING beats that!!
Roflstomp: Hosting in the Kiln, camping the bridge with a Dragonslayer Greatbow.
@Billy Bayonet
You are correct. NOTHING beats that!!
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by skarekrow13 Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:06 pm
One time in the forest I found a host who had been ganking earlier, alone in the clearing. To his credit he was willing to fight me. I would let him swing and then move out of the way so he barely missed me. I did this for several minutes and never attacking myself except for an occasional poison knife. Never often enough to poison him, just enough to show I could hit him at will.
I have never found anyone that I'm that much better than again.
I have never found anyone that I'm that much better than again.
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by TehInfamousAmos Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:09 pm
my roflstomp against me was invading the forest and being surrounded by DKGA people spamming r2 all the time. this happened multiple times.
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by skarekrow13 Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:11 pm
I think legislation should classify this ^ as a Hate Crime
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by Yarxov Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:11 pm
The Hate crime is the follow up taunts.
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by Rarity Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:15 pm
Short time ago i was with the forest hunters Ivanded 3 times
Frist i got backstab vile doing this
Secound time i fail'd to back stab and got backstabd :/
And lastly i jump't off a cliff
Frist i got backstab vile doing this
Secound time i fail'd to back stab and got backstabd :/
And lastly i jump't off a cliff
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by TehInfamousAmos Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:17 pm
haha nahh - it is them all battering me that was the hate crime where I couldn't escape xD
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by Yarxov Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:18 pm
The Batterings just business, the taunts are personal xD
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by skarekrow13 Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:20 pm
I think it's discrimination against forest hunters in both cases so that's two felonies gankers!
Rarity....I too have fallen off a cliff.
Rarity....I too have fallen off a cliff.
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by TehInfamousAmos Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:29 pm
I just completely murdered some gankers a minute ago with my Citrus Scythe.
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by skarekrow13 Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:40 pm
That's devious. They're thinking, "ah the power of lemons! Seems refreshing. Great. I'm dead."
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by TehInfamousAmos Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:55 pm
haha aye - they think it will freshen them up - but instead it just decapitates them.
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by Yarxov Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:57 pm
And makes the wounds burn.
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by TehInfamousAmos Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:04 pm
Haha - indeed 
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by DeathlyLemons Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:18 pm
i remember a time when a blue sheild meant certian death unless you tried to out run them and were greeted by TWOP and multiple backstabs and if you still survived you would soon see a blue crystalized Stone Greatsword and more TWOP but this one was different than the last as you slowely walk away or towards your deadly opponent you noticed your healthbar has been depleting consistantly but it was already too late as you are now slowly fading away and are greeted by the words "YOU DIED"
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by TehInfamousAmos Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:19 pm
^^ I had that against a DMB+3 asshat but I murdered him with my SLB Murakumo - he killed me though whilst he died 
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by Quarik Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:26 pm
Throwing out a random parry while you're at <100 HP, landing it, and the OHKOing with the riposte. Also, chaining parries in a gank is incredibly satisfying. I had one a few days ago where I BS'ed the host, immediately OHKO parried the phantom, then OHKO parried the host too.
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by DeathlyLemons Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:26 pm
XD i love it when i kill people as i die when invading, its just plain hilarious
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by befowler Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:45 pm
Tolvo wrote:So, this one time in Btown a DM ran to the Stone Throwing giants, moving at normal speed with his iron ring on. He had a DMB Washing pole, and a hornet's ring. I was without my iron ring, and for some reason I thought, "Psshhh, easy win!" Yeah, I think that was the fastest and dumbest death I've ever had in my gaming history. Befowler could vouch for it, we were practicing and rather than letting him, the red phantom go first. I, the host, thought I could "Handle it." To this day, I don't know what was going through my mind. But it must have been something along the lines of DUUUUUUEEEEEEEERRRRRRR.
Hey Tolvo, if it makes you feel any better, sometimes when I have a bunch of terrible runs in the Forest or Anor Londo, I think back to this and it makes me laugh and sleep better at night. So in a way you really did do some good that day.
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by Quarik Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:20 pm
DeathlyLemons wrote:XD i love it when i kill people as i die when invading, its just plain hilarious
I'd just like to say that your name and avatar are amazing.
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by Buggy Virus Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:23 pm
being one who parries I've had a ton of duels where I go to less than 30 health, then get a parry for more than half of their health and the win.
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by Extertionist Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:06 pm
When I jumped and an undead warrior blocked my landing so I fell to my death.
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by Uparkaam Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:11 pm
Extertionist wrote:When I jumped and an undead warrior blocked my landing so I fell to my death.
That same thing has happened to me. It was quite funny.
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