by Rynn Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:21 pm
But really... yesterday I was on mic with a friend of mine, and he sat in awe (according to him) while I sang a song to myself, after mentioning a few minutes before that a ganker was sending mad messages to me.
Pretty much, the ganker had been for 3 hours now fighting 2 V 1, and I was smashing him into the ground. So he stopped summoning a phantom and came to 1 V 1 me, and I kept backstabbing him still, so he sent me a message telling me to stop, and I told him to forget it, he's on a list now. (which he is... another thing me and tolvo seem to share is a ganker list we have on the top of our heads)
Well I had a song in my head, and started singing it to myself after I forgot I was on mic, so my friend commented it was really good and funny.
If I were a host...
Even just for one day...
I'd roll off my spawn point in the morning, and run along the darkroot garden...
Stab wraiths in the back...
and chase the phantoms...
I'd go wherever I wanted...
so long as a fog wall didn't stop me....
If I were a host....
I think I could understand...
How it feels to be in power...
I swear I'd be a better host...
I'd summon phantoms...
Because I know that it hurts!
When you fight 2 warriors at once,
and take all their humanity
and everything they were get's destroyed,
If I were a host...
I'd kill all of the mobs...
and try to kill all the invaders
with mashing clubs and spiked armored blades...
I'd flask when I'm hurt...
and give buffs as I go...*
but I'd get stabbed in the back, and removed from the world in one blow...
BACKSTABS!
If I were a host!
I think I could understand...
How it feels to be in power...
I swear I'd be a better host...
I'd summon phantoms...
Because I know that it hurts!
When you fight 2 warriors at once,
and take all their humanity
and everything they were get's destroyed,
It's a little to late for you to change back.
Say it's all a mistake?
Think I'll just forgive you like that.
If you thought I'd let up like that
Then you thought wrong!
...But you're just a host.
You don't understand
How it feels to be in power...
Some day you'll wish that you were a better host!
You just summon phantoms....
You now know that it hurts...
When you fight experts unfairly
By taking us for granted.
Now everything you have get's destroyed.
*I always wonder why gankers don't use that Trident.
