They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

I'm not sure what I'm laughing harder about..
Tolvo's slug idea, or how willing everyone was to immediately change their avatars.

Please, I'm a pale hypochondriac OCD Agoraphobe, of course i picked Jimmy.

Alright, I think I got a decent avatar now >_>

Or, you could just like ahead of time mail them a book you've written.

"Two White's and One in the Red."

It'll be an erotic fiction about three men who come across each other in a forest, laiden with homoerotic symbolism and allegories to Milk. They'll be completely won over by this, and continue to read into this riveting story which is now before them. Each page turning faster and faster, when finally they've had enough and just can't hold it in any longer. They press the home button, and have to send you a long message detailing their love of you as a person, player, and writer. You'll recieve pages of flirts and compliments, but as soon as they send the message and get ack to game, alas, it is too late. You have drained all 99 of their humanity and killed them, having used Acid surge to break their MLGS and gear. A single tear will come down their face, as they finish the book realizing this was the ending prophecized in it. If only they had known you were the greatest tease of all time, the slippery slug man you are. They'll cry that night, and a few nights after and harden themselves to never read a book again.

In short, always finish the book you start kids.

:shock: de faq did i just read

Interesting.
I'm aspiring to be a writer anyways.
Tolvo's idea will be my first masterpiece!

Just have the prologue be the song "I fought the Law and I Won." It helps people get the Milk relation more, plus the dudes having sex. That part is pretty important too.

I think Jimmy has done this to me.

Not my fault, Tolvo. I suggested Rolf >_>

Then instead of men, we'd have cattle and butter covered lobsters doing it in our forest. Alvina may enjoy some guy on guy, but I doubt she's that much of a furry.

I feel like not only has this gotten off topic, but this is breaking some unspoken rule of the forum. Like, "Don't talk about homosexual erotic novels and compare them to buttered up lobsters clamped onto a cows utters drying to suck the Milk, Harvey Milk, from their teats."

I, too, am a self-proclaimed "Ganker-H8ter" (At least that's what my Prius' license plate says). I think they should install a ring called "Ring of Water," "Hydroring" or "Ring of Tears." It would simply allow all physical attacks including backstabs and riposte criticals to pass through the wearer as they would be made of water. Swinging hammers would cause the wearer to burst into a cluster of raindrops only to fall and form a puddle on the ground. In turn, the opponent would then look down in bewilderment, fall and land in the bottom of Ash Lake.

Now obviously, there is a downfall to this (lightning), but this can be alleviated simply by pouring Tolvo's vat of grease all over you, and cast Combustion on yourself. Insta-Human torch!

I don't like to use the term ganker hater, I consider myself a ganker rehabilitator. I just heal them with a DMB Murakumo.

skarekrow13 wrote:I honestly don't remember that episode. I hope they got to enjoy a jawbreaker or two before he arrived

It's actually a gif, shame it doesn't animate as my avatar.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1bkom3xr81qjnbtgo1_400.gif

Before I get started on the Erotica, I'm compiling all these suggestions into a letter to From.
I wonder which one of our ideas they'll release...

Touche

Looks like I'm going back to the DMV...

The one about the Pygmy and his Dark Lord. That one will be a best seller, along with "Two Serpents for the King."

Hey they put me in the game. Maybe we see a few more ideas

people seem to have forgotten there's an arena coming with the DLC.

But can you be a slug man, oozing juices of freedom to defeat your enemy, in that arena? If not, the DLC isn't worth it!

aww man i wish i could see what goes on in your head man..... or is this just the side effects of you rampant panadol addiciton?