The Pantheon: Covenant of the Gods

I shall remove all teeth and strip all linens off of Serious, for the goat man needs to learn not to eat my grass!

:suspect:

Wot?

Goku Won't Stop eating my grass.

Acidic, you and Serious go get naked in your own thread please. This is about US, dammit.

For some reason, I see a Rapier, no Smough's Hammer. But I digress.

I say Ho, Ho, Ho, to Mr. SilVester, and say jolly good eyes, to Saturn above.

I am not a follower of Gods to be sure...and a demanding follower if I follow at all! However, respect for our forum Deities I can not deny!

Rumor flutters in and out as rumors often do...that our Deities are hard at work on a very big surprise for us all!

Soooo, how about a clue to tantalize our mortal curiosity?

FexDS wrote:Ofc I have no birthday.

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

I knew a girl like this once, strange lady

Hy mr god dude how do I like up rep man

Emergence is Santa.
Emergence is God.
Emergence lives on Saturn.

Ergo, Santa is a god that lives on Saturn?

Santa is satan emergence is god ergo he is a satan dog or is he santa god man its like mind blowing or blowing my mind or something

S A N T A G O D
S A T A N D O G

Emergence wrote:The Pantheon grows! Welcome to LordGodofHell, newest addition to the Spirits of Speech, who takes his seat as one of the Lords now!

I am humbled to take place among the Pantheon Elite. Once banished by demigod Uri, now saved, I will repay my debt to Fexergence with loyalty and honor towards the covenant and its allies.

The community gives me strength, the Pantheon gives me power.

All hail the mighty Pantheon and its celestial creators who wield truth and absolute correctitude while shaping and preserving that which we all hold dear to our souls.



I am now bound by law.

And verily Beef and E, after charioteering the celestial booze cart across the skies, looked upon the vast emptiness of Dark Anor Londo and saideth untoeth the sky, let there be lights! Fabulous, flamboyant lights! And as a such they made it so.



Gods they must be. Gods, indeed.

Now THAT is some good pantheonin'.

How did you guys even manage that?

Acidic_Cook wrote:

Goku Won't Stop eating my grass.

LOL how did I miss that?! That's hilarious

And E and befowler, that's some nice work with the prisms, bunny would be proud

Emergence wrote:And verily Beef and E, after charioteering the celestial booze cart across the skies, looked upon the vast emptiness of Dark Anor Londo and saideth untoeth the sky, let there be lights! Fabulous, flamboyant lights! And as a such they made it so.



Gods they must be. Gods, indeed.

Hahahaha, OMG! Look at those starry prisms. :o

This has totally made my morning!!! LOL

Heheheh, the b'stard deems it is time to grace this thread with his presence...

Well, I am sure to be banished if I talk in my typical dialect so I had best talk a bit less crudely.

*coughs*

I came to axe you a question
Would you rather be sliced and diced or cross sectioned?

The reason I ask is because soon
My champions will soon be dismantling your Pantheon
leaving gods bleeding and needing immediate
treatment from an ambulance,
And when it comes to spells,
Can you even spell "Chrysanthemums"

As I said, my words they hurt
you had better call a nurse
Better yet call a hearse, I'm bout to settle up
wreck a couple gods - is that enough?
I wrote your eulogy and the next time we meet
I'll scream it right into your face while you taste defeat
Your team is looking beat, torn up and bloody
I guess I'll be the good and you can be the bad and the ugly.

Make an impression on every single god I meet
shaped like an axe and at least 8 inches deep
put you to sleep, leave Ublug in the briny deeps
whilst fexergence weeps for their fallen
their death will call them.

Take down the Pantheon huh?

LEMME AT EM!

Rosie,
Say you ain't scared but you know the truth
I do more damage from behind than John Wilkes Booth
I'll Slice your skin off, wear it like a three piece suit
You won't pull through, you've already let down your crew
You can't predict my movements, it's clear I'm too deranged
You think it's a coincedence I was diagnosed clinically insane!?
How did I get so strange? I'm from an awful place
I represent the dark and twisted urges of the human race
you might aswell just accept your fate
or thou will vanish without a trace

You don't need to talk to gods cause you can talk to me
I'm the operator of this place and if you disagree
You can just look into my eyes and in my stare you'll see
the gods are just the notches when I tally up my killing spree
Got ratios like Monty python, they're ridiculous
Can't be caught off guard, I'm too meticulous
Destruction imminent, I've weighed your chances, you should bail
You can't trust my measurements cause I'm completely off the scales!

Hahahah, what's going onnnn? Epic rap prose battle?

Haha - it seems that way Jules

On a note, in-case no one realized whom John Wilkes Booth was, he was the man whom assassinated lincoln. (Shot him in the back of the head, hence the line).

Rosie - Deity Assassin!

Rosie - putting the cute in execute and a's in assassin

^^ OHOHOHO! Another witty line, maybe I should do theme songs for the gods xD