Riddle Competition

I hereby challenge the best riddlers on forums to a challenge of riddles. oh yeah, ladies first
First you must answer my riddle, then if you get it right, put yours in a comment, and I'll answer it. First one to beat me gets plus 3 rep.

Short and small, stumped and weak,
Upon my death, I give a shriek.
Move along, you wretched brute,
Or dad will kill you, and he's a mute.

Ummmm, this is obviously directed towards to me sooo lol bring it..

Answer is: Mushroom kid. Am I right?

Actually, yes you are, and I don't know what I was thinking this thread isn't going to work out so ill let it die. You win samurai. Sorry everyone else.

Snatched away from my home country
A lady of faith i used to be
Locked away with my kindred freaks
I often cry myself to sleep

Who am I ?

Gambs_the_Grey wrote:Snatched away from my home country
A lady of faith i used to be
Locked away with my kindred freaks
I often cry myself to sleep

Who am I ?

Hrm... would that be Anastacia?

nope.. keep trying

You're reah, specifically trapped with tomb of the giants with the two hollowed cleric knights.

nope.. its a bit vague this one.

Seems very vague... OH! Think I might have it, is it the weeping piscas?

Yay! Spot on.. Got worried no one would get it lol

its a good riddle if noone gets it though

Gambs_the_Grey wrote:Snatched away from my home country
A lady of faith i used to be
Locked away with my kindred freaks
I often cry myself to sleep

Who am I ?

The crying maidens who were turned into pisaca by seath. In the cage near logan at. Dukes archives.

Oops, looks like someone already got it...

I roll and roll and roll some more.
I rolled today, you to the floor.

Don't worry lads and lasses,
as you make me bray,
I take it to the masses,
and make them pay.

Who am I?

......thats really vague, maybe bonewheels, or rolling skeletons?

Not even close. There's tons of clues. Every line actually has something deliberately chosen toward one being.

the boulder from sens

Nope. It's a who. Not the Dr. Seuss kind either.

I'm thinking it might be one of the bosses.

The line about taking it to the masses and the one about making them pay could be a reference to Dornhall (Or however you spell that) selling their armor set to everyone~

Smough maybe? He doesn't exactly "Roll" but he's certainly round enough too...

You are thinking very creatively on terms which will definitely lead to the right answer.

kirk?

I'm thinking it could be the Iron Golem but... It's a different one that throws the Rocks down, isn't it?

I can't even remember if he screams before he dies either, I think I knocked him off...

Kirk: Nope

Iron Golem: Nope

havel?

Patches?

He "Rolls" the bridge, and if you talk to him correctly he becomes a merchant?