I have a thing for Priscilla

XachAttack wrote:You should check out my post on the Dark Souls Reaction pics Dibs. Might...catch your interest lol.

Seen it 100 times.

To be fair, she may be furry, but Everlasting Stone Dragon also has fur. Which looks a lot less cuddly...

Seath's nickname in high school was Captain Cuddles. It's why he went insane and traitorous

I thought it was because someone tricked him into skinny dipping before he could realize he couldn't put his scales back on.

Imagine going through all of highschool naked...

With the Nickname Cuddles.

And yet he still boinked Gwyn's daughter. Whatta champ.

Well it was prom night, and she was challenged to take the school zero and turn him into a hero. A montage later along with a sloppily written sex comedy plot, and he got the "Nerds, it could happen to you too!" ending to his story.

It's all spelled out in the lore. For instance, Seath's soul's description reads:


Soul of the albino Seath the Scaleless ( thanks to a skinny dipping prank gone wrong). A fragment of a Lord Soul discovered at the dawn of the Age of Fire.Seath allied with Lord Gwyn and turned upon the dragons ( who wouldn't let him play their dragon games, as well as used to laugh and call him names), and for this he was awarded Dukedom ( instead of Captain Cuddles), embraced by the royalty ( thanks to a dare between the popular kids in which a cheerleader was designated to try to make him cool), and given a fragment of a great soul ( and the keys to a firebird). Although just a piece, it will still satiate the Lordvessel."

There is actually a cut part to that text.

"Eventually he would open a library to rule over, and this was his doom. For in discarding the Firebird and former cheerleader, he was doomed to a lame death."

Just like Hollywood. You'll never be happy as the nerd. You always have to compromise yourself. It's sad really

And you people are so sad about killing Priscilla, because she's a girl and has a sob story? What about Seath, he's one of us damnit!

I bet they never even noticed the ps3 and hdtv in the Crystal Caves living room either Tolvo. Dude is just relaxing and they barge in, smack up his clams and wreck his crib.


For shame!

Seath actually only plays Move based games.

He's dynamite at disc golf

Seath is a homie, but just because he looks he's old, scaleless, and albino people just attack him on site.

I would try to get an immortality crystal too, if everyone everywhere was always gunning for me.

Even the one she did to pay her way through college?

It's pretty degrading stuff. The kind of movie that could make your parents disown you. The type of filth that no one should watch.

Spoiler:

Lucas would hunt me down and make me watch Darth Maul's cheap as free death over and over until my eyes bled.


Hint: four times