Here's A New Build I've Been Working Really Hard On

Spent a few days with a buddy of mine, and he totally changed the way I thought builds should be made in Dark Souls. I recently decided to delete all my builds, and replace them with one that would complete change the game forever. After several days of work and research I came up with this extremely OP, and viable build:

http://mmdks.com/1wj4

Lemme know what you think!

Umm...

Is this...?

Trolling?

Me no understands what your tinking wid dis build.

I'M THINKING THAT I'M GONNA F****** PWN!!

10/10 would gank

DB SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM........

...Oh I get it! You want your opponent to think that you are utterly pathetic, and when they least expect it...
DARK BEAD TO THE FACE! DARK BEAD TO THE FACE! DARK BEAD TO THE FACE!

Otherwise I am really confused. Or perhaps I am taking this too serious.

You're aware that 1 dead angle wog or roll bs will almost certainly kill you? You're aware that a pendant deflecting your db back at you would almost certainly kill you?

I don't know if you're serious or not, but I can say with great certainty that this build is in no way OP. Really annoying at best. Downright sad at worst.

^ Build is meant to be a joke. Kappa.

Before reading the comments or lcicking on the link, I predict this is a joke build.

Edit: I was right. coo

Crazy.

I'm offended that anyone would take this build as a joke. Everyone knows the Dragon Tooth is the best offhand weapon in the game. It's a great hammer, and great hammers (like all strength weapons) are better with no poise. Greatshields are the best shields in the game so obviously its better as a weapon. The mailbreaker is the best DEX weapon in the game because of its ability to break opponent's armor, hence the name Mailbreaker. As for the rings, the ring of the evil eye not only heals me but has hidden properties of the RoFaP, Havel's Ring, the Hornet's Ring, and of course the Ring of Rare Sacrifice. The Calamity ring is the only thing that's optional on this build. I put it on so my opponents could actually damage me. It negates Dark Beads passive: invincibility.

what are you casul? try this:
http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=305474714248561749

Needs more giants

And the Straight Sword hilt is the best offhand in the game, not the Dragon Tooth.


And of course, you need the pro cracked round shield as your weapon.

sparkly-twinkly-lizard wrote:what are you casul? try this:
http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=305474714248561749

Is this a joke? You definitely need more Resistance bro.

^Casul is casul, bro. Don't hide it.