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    Post by Seignar Mon May 20, 2013 12:51 am

    Just imagine, how would our every day life be like if Dark Souls was like real life? Well, there are lots of bad things I'm sure, but I do see one good thing out of it:

    We never get traffic because people will just warp to work.
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    Post by RANT Mon May 20, 2013 1:05 am

    you mean work as in killing hollows work? if you do then yes.
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    Post by Dibsville Mon May 20, 2013 1:06 am

    Actually, only one person could warp.


    We would never get hungry and we could jump off abnormally high heights.
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    Post by TheColdestHeart Mon May 20, 2013 2:03 am

    We'd all be rolling around like derps everywhere.
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    Post by Dibsville Mon May 20, 2013 2:05 am

    So true.
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    Post by SirArchmage Mon May 20, 2013 2:07 am

    I'd go Chameleon everywhere and randomly use Aural Decoy to mess with peoples heads.
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    Post by Elifia Mon May 20, 2013 2:17 am

    Dibsville wrote:we could jump off abnormally high heights.

    You mean like these guys?

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    Post by wretchedsausage Mon May 20, 2013 4:18 am

    I think that brawling people who could not be with brawled before, eg. teachers, political leaders, guy at Mcdonalds who drops your burger when you're going through the drive thru, would be the best part. The only problem I can see is that a crow crapping on your car would become a whole nother ballgame...
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    Post by Hue Mon May 20, 2013 6:21 am

    We would be immortal

    That would be awesome
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    Post by GrinTwist Mon May 20, 2013 11:44 am

    Bonewheels would exist and to be honest that's all I need to want for this to happen.
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    Post by Avenger649 Mon May 20, 2013 12:41 pm

    Imagine if you were gravelorded in real life, you would never leave the house again, especially if a spirit of vengeance would invade you whenever you did anything wrong.
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    Post by Peaceful Wollyhop Mon May 20, 2013 1:28 pm

    What if.....Dark Souls IS based of true life - maybe in Japan FromSoft discovered bones of ancient man fossilized driving their ancient wheel vehicles. And as a secret easter egg put them in Dark Souls as the bonewheel skeletons???


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    Post by Hue Mon May 20, 2013 2:33 pm

    Peaceful Wollyhop wrote:What if.....Dark Souls IS based of true life - maybe in Japan FromSoft discovered bones of ancient man fossilized driving their ancient wheel vehicles. And as a secret easter egg put them in Dark Souls as the bonewheel skeletons???


    What if...Dark Souls was like real life? Conspiracy-keanu
    I have an account in the bethesda forums that does exactly this kind of things

    Now what if they have spies on the DkS forums for ideas on their next game?


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    Post by Animaaal Mon May 20, 2013 4:42 pm

    I'd be hooked on green blossoms and prolly just hang out with Domhnall.
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    Post by Latitoast Mon May 20, 2013 5:01 pm

    There would be a lot of twelve year olds with elf ears, Dragoncrest Rings, and TCCs thinking they're cool for spamming Dark Bead and Pursuers.
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    Post by deadagain Mon May 20, 2013 5:40 pm

    I would love it as long as there was no lag. silly
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    Post by A Fierce Plankton Mon May 20, 2013 5:41 pm

    All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.
    Police officers would cut off suspect's ears.
    Parks and green zones would be the most dangerous areas.
    Metros would be giant serpents warping you through the abyss.
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    Post by Dibsville Mon May 20, 2013 5:42 pm

    A Fierce Plankton wrote:All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.
    Police officers would cut off suspect's ears.
    Parks and green zones would be the most dangerous areas.
    Metros would be giant serpents warping you through the abyss.
    YES!
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    Post by cerealaire Mon May 20, 2013 6:35 pm

    if it was people would go horny over gwyns daughter
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    Post by Satoshi Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm

    A Fierce Plankton wrote:All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.

    https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=315011906208460411 This x10?

    On topic = Throwing Great Chaos Fireballs at your enemies' home?

    Policemen would have Lightning Spear instead of a taser, and an Avelyn as a gun?

    People who have a curved weapon will get assaulted in the alley.

    People who are on this forum would rule the world.

    Policemen would be Darkmoons.

    Rain would destroy us to get to work. Unless you make bonfires inside.

    You will waste metal to put swords in bonfires.

    You will be lagging...in REAL LIFE. (Oh, Gwyn...the horror...)

    All will develop parrying reflexes...but some of us already have it.

    When we die, we get spat out of a bonfire and backstabbed by a BS spammer.




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    Post by Latitoast Mon May 20, 2013 10:27 pm

    I can see some jerk sitting around a bonfire with a Hornet's Ring and a DGA waiting to backstab anyone who dies.
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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 20, 2013 10:41 pm

    Bonfires would be our beds, and transportation system, though you still need to touch them. You can avoid bleed by rolling, miracles would be used by medical officers and pyromancies would be a energy resource.
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    Post by Dibsville Mon May 20, 2013 10:42 pm

    We would constantly drown.
    We would constantly hit writing items out of other people's hands to "Parry them"
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    Post by RralIX Mon May 20, 2013 10:48 pm

    Rats will be extinct, due to extreme farming...
    Unless they also respawn.
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    Post by Seignar Mon May 20, 2013 11:37 pm

    I still can't believe known of you mentioned the most important one:

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