What if...Dark Souls was like real life?

Just imagine, how would our every day life be like if Dark Souls was like real life? Well, there are lots of bad things I'm sure, but I do see one good thing out of it:

We never get traffic because people will just warp to work.

you mean work as in killing hollows work? if you do then yes.

We'd all be rolling around like derps everywhere.

I'd go Chameleon everywhere and randomly use Aural Decoy to mess with peoples heads.

Dibsville wrote:we could jump off abnormally high heights.

You mean like these guys?

I think that brawling people who could not be with brawled before, eg. teachers, political leaders, guy at Mcdonalds who drops your burger when you're going through the drive thru, would be the best part. The only problem I can see is that a crow crapping on your car would become a whole nother ballgame...

We would be immortal

That would be awesome

Bonewheels would exist and to be honest that's all I need to want for this to happen.

Imagine if you were gravelorded in real life, you would never leave the house again, especially if a spirit of vengeance would invade you whenever you did anything wrong.

What if.....Dark Souls IS based of true life - maybe in Japan FromSoft discovered bones of ancient man fossilized driving their ancient wheel vehicles. And as a secret easter egg put them in Dark Souls as the bonewheel skeletons???

Peaceful Wollyhop wrote:What if.....Dark Souls IS based of true life - maybe in Japan FromSoft discovered bones of ancient man fossilized driving their ancient wheel vehicles. And as a secret easter egg put them in Dark Souls as the bonewheel skeletons???

I have an account in the bethesda forums that does exactly this kind of things

Now what if they have spies on the DkS forums for ideas on their next game?

I'd be hooked on green blossoms and prolly just hang out with Domhnall.

There would be a lot of twelve year olds with elf ears, Dragoncrest Rings, and TCCs thinking they're cool for spamming Dark Bead and Pursuers.

I would love it as long as there was no lag.

All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.
Police officers would cut off suspect's ears.
Parks and green zones would be the most dangerous areas.
Metros would be giant serpents warping you through the abyss.

if it was people would go horny over gwyns daughter

A Fierce Plankton wrote:All gangs would be composed of sunbro giantdads.

https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=315011906208460411 This x10?

On topic = Throwing Great Chaos Fireballs at your enemies' home?

Policemen would have Lightning Spear instead of a taser, and an Avelyn as a gun?

People who have a curved weapon will get assaulted in the alley.

People who are on this forum would rule the world.

Policemen would be Darkmoons.

Rain would destroy us to get to work. Unless you make bonfires inside.

You will waste metal to put swords in bonfires.

You will be lagging...in REAL LIFE. (Oh, Gwyn...the horror...)

All will develop parrying reflexes...but some of us already have it.

When we die, we get spat out of a bonfire and backstabbed by a BS spammer.

I can see some jerk sitting around a bonfire with a Hornet's Ring and a DGA waiting to backstab anyone who dies.

Rats will be extinct, due to extreme farming...
Unless they also respawn.

I still can't believe known of you mentioned the most important one:

We can heal our wounds with Orange Juice!