One of the best things about being 18 is...

by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:20 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:20 pm

What? I have female friends who are too embarrassed to buy stuff like that. I enjoy getting to pretend to be a gruff worker going in to buy sex toys, it's very amusing to see people try and make sense of me.

Or for fights, you ever had a duel with those things? They pack a punch.

by KrazykevS10 Mon May 27, 2013 8:22 pm

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Post by KrazykevS10 Mon May 27, 2013 8:22 pm

Tolvo wrote:What? I have female friends who are too embarrassed to buy stuff like that. I enjoy getting to pretend to be a gruff worker going in to buy sex toys, it's very amusing to see people try and make sense of me.

Or for fights, you ever had a duel with those things? They pack a punch.

I am jealous now,dildo fights sound awesome.I obviously play Saint's Row.

by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:23 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:23 pm

Just always make sure to smell it before using it for a fight, just in case. Clean it often just in case too. You never know who is going to be a disgusting *** an use a used one for a fight.

by Jester's Tears Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm

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Post by Jester's Tears Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm

Stalk! No wait. That's still fu*ked up...

by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm

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Post by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 pm

Okay Tolvo has officially made it to #56 my top 1000 eccentric people in the world. Living that is.

by Latitoast Mon May 27, 2013 8:25 pm

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Post by Latitoast Mon May 27, 2013 8:25 pm

Am I anywhere on that list?

by Dibsville Mon May 27, 2013 8:25 pm

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Post by Dibsville Mon May 27, 2013 8:25 pm

Latitoast wrote:Am I anywhere on that list?

by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:26 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:26 pm

By the way, get a double sides one. They're longer so you have a longer weapon to swing, it makes it hit pretty hard. Also avoid the neck, head, and balls. As I said it will hit pretty hard.

by SirArchmage Mon May 27, 2013 8:30 pm

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Post by SirArchmage Mon May 27, 2013 8:30 pm

Tolvo wrote:By the way, get a double sides one. They're longer so you have a longer weapon to swing, it makes it hit pretty hard. Also avoid the neck, head, and balls. As I said it will hit pretty hard.

The fact you know so much in the art of dildo fighting disturbs me a bit Tolvo.

by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:31 pm

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Post by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:31 pm

Lati and Dibs I am working on you two but you two are far in the 700s. Still there would be no way I could get away with having sex and anything like it without someone knowing it.

by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:32 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:32 pm

If you want to be a bit nicer with your fighting, they also sell ones that are way more rubber without much substance to them. Frankly I don't know how that works for women, but basically it is way softer and will bounce when it hits you. So it's not nearly as painful, usually they are ribbed.

Nothing is funnier than seeing a guy with a red outline of a penis across his nipple.

EDIT: You do have to realize I'm probably one of the most disturbing people on the forum. Poor 18 year old Lunar abandoned the thread, she bit off more 18+ content then she could consume. Me, I'm rolling in the **** and trying to make games out of it.

by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:34 pm

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Post by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:34 pm

Okay if I ever in a history of law enforcement find a case involving a dildo as weapon I will think it is Tolvo who did it.

by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:37 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:37 pm

*Puts on sunglasses.* "Get ***."

*Beats them to death with a dildo.*

by SirArchmage Mon May 27, 2013 8:38 pm

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Post by SirArchmage Mon May 27, 2013 8:38 pm

Tolvo wrote:*Puts on sunglasses.* "Get ***."

*Beats them to death with a dildo.*

You'd make a great vigilante.

by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:39 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:39 pm

"I don't get it, why does everyone think I'm a homosexual? I mean sure, I'm a dildo themed superhero but I only use them to beat down crime."

by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:39 pm

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Post by Soris Ice Goldwing Mon May 27, 2013 8:39 pm

Welcome to the adult life Lunar where your sanity varies by how far you look into the new life.

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by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:41 pm

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Post by Tolvo Mon May 27, 2013 8:41 pm

Just be thankful I can't post any of the way more wild and disturbing things I think of. I have a story I helped create about Mel Gibson and let's just say the genre of the story would be child erotica. It's pretty hilarious though if find weird crap funny.

EDIT: Well I guess even if the rules weren't there I still wouldn't post it since it would be illegal to post.