by TehInfamousAmos Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:04 pmIndeed your memory serves you correct, I own an Xbox but no Live or Dark Souls. Thanks for the wishes for the marriage though - much appreciated man!
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A lesson on being a man.
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Am I doing this right?
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no prob buddy wats ur build
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You've inspired me to make a mid-roll build.
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Real men don't wear helmets.
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I like to believe all girls on the internet to be magic dolphins, because I belive in magic dolphins (what does this has anything to do with this topic is beyond me, so let's leave at it here)
On topic, is it bad if you made a tanky character that looks for backstab (mid roll btw). Because that's what im planning on my next character (as many would hate me for it, i do miss the DWGR old effect)
Or is it impossible to be manly and unmanly at the same time? Well, regardless, I'm going to attempt it
On topic, is it bad if you made a tanky character that looks for backstab (mid roll btw). Because that's what im planning on my next character (as many would hate me for it, i do miss the DWGR old effect)
Or is it impossible to be manly and unmanly at the same time? Well, regardless, I'm going to attempt it
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Wether lunar is a male or not is irrelivant to the topic. Its a joke. Can we stop being oversensitive please? Thanks.
love,
reasonable people.
Anyways, I most definitely agree with the strategy remarks for slower rolls (and usually heavier weapons.) Its a good idea to have a solid way to shut down magic though, so you wouldn't go amiss with sms or magic barrier (unless you have havels shield)
love,
reasonable people.
Anyways, I most definitely agree with the strategy remarks for slower rolls (and usually heavier weapons.) Its a good idea to have a solid way to shut down magic though, so you wouldn't go amiss with sms or magic barrier (unless you have havels shield)
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Zeus and Thor were the manliest of men and in their honor I bring lightning to the table
http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=323690340780484985
EDIT:
really just wanted an excuse to put sunlight blade on the obsidian greatsword, i mean come on they went and made it enchantable...
http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=323690340780484985
EDIT:
really just wanted an excuse to put sunlight blade on the obsidian greatsword, i mean come on they went and made it enchantable...
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Feeling emasculated...
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Uhmmm I LOVE ***less chaps so excuuuuuuussse me, princess!
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i'd say this is good...
i'd say this is good...
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ALRIGHT LADIES THE PARTY IS F---ING OVER. HERE'S MY "I DON'T GIVE A SH-- ABOUT YOUR FAST ROLL" BUILD. IT'S F---ING AWESOME. YOU SHOULD TRY IT UNLESS YOU'RE A *****. AND IF YOU'RE A P---Y, THEN YOU'RE A B---- THAT SHOULDN'T PLAY DARK SOULS.
http://mmdks.com/35nz
NOW THAT'S A F---ING LINK. MAKE THAT SH-- LONG LIKE YOUR D---. LET ME EXPLAIN THIS BUILD FOR ALL THE P---Y B----ES OUT THERE (F---IN' F-----S)!
DRAGON KING GREATAXE BECAUSE REAL MEN ARE KINGS. SMASH THAT SH-- ON GANKERS ALL NIGHT LONG. WHO NEEDS A SHIELD? PUT THE GRASS CREST ON YOUR BACK TO TWO HAND YOUR WEAPON. CANVAS TALISMAN BECAUSE REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO WORK MIRACLES WITH THEIR FINGERS, RIGHT LADIES?
HAVEL'S RING AND FAVOR AND PROTECTION SO YOU F--- SH-- UP, OKAY?! GOT IT?! GOOD! GIANT'S ARMOR SO YOU TOWER ABOVE YOUR FOES, ROYAL HELM TO DECLARE YOUR DIVINE RIGHT, HAVEL'S GAUNTLETS CUZ THEIR BAD A--, AND THE BLACK IRON LEGGINGS SO YOU DON'T GET BURNED YOU STUPID C---.
WHAT'S THAT? LLOYD'S TALISMAN AND DUNG PIE? ONE IS TO PUNISH ALL THOSE P---Y GANKERS AND THEIR BUTT BUDDIES, AND THE OTHER IS BECAUSE YOU SH-- ON EVERYONE BELOW YOU. WHY HUMANITY? IT'S TO HEAL YOU IDIOT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. FOREST HUNTER. BEST DAMN COVENANT OUT THEIR. WHY? BECAUSE ONLY MEN FIGHT 2V1. IF YOUR LUCKY YOU MIGHT EVEN GET 3V1. NOW GO OUT THEIR AND STOP WHINING YOU A--HOLES!
http://mmdks.com/35nz
NOW THAT'S A F---ING LINK. MAKE THAT SH-- LONG LIKE YOUR D---. LET ME EXPLAIN THIS BUILD FOR ALL THE P---Y B----ES OUT THERE (F---IN' F-----S)!
DRAGON KING GREATAXE BECAUSE REAL MEN ARE KINGS. SMASH THAT SH-- ON GANKERS ALL NIGHT LONG. WHO NEEDS A SHIELD? PUT THE GRASS CREST ON YOUR BACK TO TWO HAND YOUR WEAPON. CANVAS TALISMAN BECAUSE REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO WORK MIRACLES WITH THEIR FINGERS, RIGHT LADIES?
HAVEL'S RING AND FAVOR AND PROTECTION SO YOU F--- SH-- UP, OKAY?! GOT IT?! GOOD! GIANT'S ARMOR SO YOU TOWER ABOVE YOUR FOES, ROYAL HELM TO DECLARE YOUR DIVINE RIGHT, HAVEL'S GAUNTLETS CUZ THEIR BAD A--, AND THE BLACK IRON LEGGINGS SO YOU DON'T GET BURNED YOU STUPID C---.
WHAT'S THAT? LLOYD'S TALISMAN AND DUNG PIE? ONE IS TO PUNISH ALL THOSE P---Y GANKERS AND THEIR BUTT BUDDIES, AND THE OTHER IS BECAUSE YOU SH-- ON EVERYONE BELOW YOU. WHY HUMANITY? IT'S TO HEAL YOU IDIOT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. FOREST HUNTER. BEST DAMN COVENANT OUT THEIR. WHY? BECAUSE ONLY MEN FIGHT 2V1. IF YOUR LUCKY YOU MIGHT EVEN GET 3V1. NOW GO OUT THEIR AND STOP WHINING YOU A--HOLES!
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Manly men require skill =p This was a funny read!
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Last man standing....The King
The School of Wizardy has addressed this sentiment before....looks like its time for reiteration....
1) Heavy Armor???
*I know chicks dig dudes with big muscles, but I don't think they find all the chaffing and rashes very attractive.
*I can also just take off my robe if she's cold, or "cast a fire".
2) He-man types...
*So you like the jocks??? Dats cool. Never pegged you for the "cheerleader type", but hey, whatever makes the world go round right?
3) Big Swords
*Soooooooo it doesn't matter if the sword is clunky and inefficient....just as long as its "big" huh?
You're missing out honey.
4)
PS-I'll die before I make a mid-roller, or I can just make a mid-roller and die.
The School of Wizardy has addressed this sentiment before....looks like its time for reiteration....
Animaaal wrote:skarekrow13 wrote:...Enjoy lemon scented victims...<---hilariousBIG TIME MASTER wrote:...BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!...LunarFog wrote:...The guys wear crowns and flaunt the same rings...mistaken that they're a man...Worse yet are the fake ones...A Caster's RebuttalA blade with a buff is never enough,
I transcend my shield with magic and stuff.
The howls of spite will never shed light,
on your envy of us and all of our might.
Fake crowns of egos are not my slogan,
my head is adorned with the remnants of Logan.
Power from rings is not my thing,
you'll watch me immune as I flip and I sing.
You seek a real man in this war stricken land,
as I calm your fears with a touch of my hand.
You’re dead inside more so than before,
because of my casting of undead rapport.
The fodder who casts the spell of Pursuers,
are useful to me like rats in the sewers.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,
if you want to survive make magics your friend.
1) Heavy Armor???
*I know chicks dig dudes with big muscles, but I don't think they find all the chaffing and rashes very attractive.
*I can also just take off my robe if she's cold, or "cast a fire".
2) He-man types...
*So you like the jocks??? Dats cool. Never pegged you for the "cheerleader type", but hey, whatever makes the world go round right?
3) Big Swords
*Soooooooo it doesn't matter if the sword is clunky and inefficient....just as long as its "big" huh?
You're missing out honey.
4)
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- I got a good laugh outta this, thanks lunar! +1
PS-I'll die before I make a mid-roller, or I can just make a mid-roller and die.
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THE REST OF YOU B----ES BETTER MAN THE HELL UP AND NOW! YOUR LIGHT ARMOR MAKES IT EASY TO SEE YOUR P---Y.
THE REST OF YOU B----ES BETTER MAN THE HELL UP AND NOW! YOUR LIGHT ARMOR MAKES IT EASY TO SEE YOUR P---Y.
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End dump ftw,
(that sounds a little wrong)
http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=349207483370578485
just to spite everyone
(that sounds a little wrong)
http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=349207483370578485
just to spite everyone
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Real Men Fat Roll
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Rynn wrote:Real Men Fat Roll
That fight... Wow...
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10/10, Best fight.WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Rynn wrote:Real Men Fat Roll
That fight... Wow...
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http://mmdks.com/35g2
Manly Layton Build
Ok so you want to be a real man? Well let me tell you this, a real man doesn't only need his fists like in all those Hollywood movies, a real man needs BRAINS too! However only few people have brains like this....Except for one...
I mean look at that? Doesn't he looks both smart and POWERFUL? Still not convinced huh? Well let me show you what he has to deal with every day....
HE'S
A GODDAMN
GENTLEMAN WHO TAKES CARE OF TWO IDIOTS!
Convinced? Well good!
Tophat and Longcoat, just because you must be manly doesn't mean you have to lose class!
Havel gauntlets and legs. What? The Professor doesn't wear that? You fool! He has it under his sleeves and boots! It's kinda like Goku only more awesome.
And now for the weapons!
The Greatsword is all you need, just handle it like a rapier first and then SMASH SKULLS!
The Crossbow is good too, Avelyn is too mainstream. Heavy Crossbow is for manly gentlemen!
The Grass Crest Shield is only for stamina, the Professor doesn't need a silly Anti-Magic shield! He just goes near Magic and Magic goes poof!
An Ascended Flame just in case we forgot matchsticks.
Then Havel's Ring and FaP Ring, we are only using them cuz they look cool on fingers.
Ok, you are done! Now go beat up people and lecture them on Puzzles 101!
Build in action:
Manly Layton Build
Ok so you want to be a real man? Well let me tell you this, a real man doesn't only need his fists like in all those Hollywood movies, a real man needs BRAINS too! However only few people have brains like this....Except for one...
I mean look at that? Doesn't he looks both smart and POWERFUL? Still not convinced huh? Well let me show you what he has to deal with every day....
HE'S
A GODDAMN
GENTLEMAN WHO TAKES CARE OF TWO IDIOTS!
Convinced? Well good!
Tophat and Longcoat, just because you must be manly doesn't mean you have to lose class!
Havel gauntlets and legs. What? The Professor doesn't wear that? You fool! He has it under his sleeves and boots! It's kinda like Goku only more awesome.
And now for the weapons!
The Greatsword is all you need, just handle it like a rapier first and then SMASH SKULLS!
The Crossbow is good too, Avelyn is too mainstream. Heavy Crossbow is for manly gentlemen!
The Grass Crest Shield is only for stamina, the Professor doesn't need a silly Anti-Magic shield! He just goes near Magic and Magic goes poof!
An Ascended Flame just in case we forgot matchsticks.
Then Havel's Ring and FaP Ring, we are only using them cuz they look cool on fingers.
Ok, you are done! Now go beat up people and lecture them on Puzzles 101!
Build in action:
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You missed out on a perfect 'Manly' reference to the ballerinas!
Where was the ' You're about as manly as the typical Square Enix character '?
Where was the ' You're about as manly as the typical Square Enix character '?
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Specify or suffer death at the hands of Hershel Layton.TehInfamousAmos wrote:You missed out on a perfect 'Manly' reference to the ballerinas!
Where was the ' You're about as manly as the typical Square Enix character '?
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It was in response to Lunar good fellow.
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The manliest buff I use is Flash Sweat. First of all -- it makes you sweaty and disgusting. Second, it lets you tank right through pyromancies. If you ever want to see someone break and run, just throw on Flash Sweat, shield up, and go straight at them through a great fireball or even a tempest. Landing a charge move with a great club or greatsword even though you are on fire is pretty amazing to behold. It's basically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WjkR_AAhLRY#t=273s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WjkR_AAhLRY#t=273s
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Nobody got time to read all this.
I wanted to be a real man! So I took my Black Iron getup, made a 50/10 build, like a real man. Tarkus style! However I ended up failing with weapons.
Damage-wise, best choices are Demon weapons, but god, those things are slow as turtle orgy and can't hit anything that doesn't fatroll. I didn't want to use Man-serpent Greatsword, because it has a moveset way too similar to Claymore. I want a change! I tried more, or less everything Str based and now I understand why everybody uses Zwei, or Large Clubs. Zwei is just super easy to use as long as you watch your timing and spacing. Large Clubs do huge damage, which is only a little lower than those of Demon weapons, while they weight half, or even less of what Demon weapons weight. With their roll R1 AoE, I know think that these weapons should be nerfed. I don't understand how a piece of wood can do more damage than huge axe, or a sword.
On the other hand. If I do manage to actually hit someone with a Demon weapon, they can kiss goodbye to around 800-900 of their HP, but I can't stagger them to land another hit and I'm too slow to connect it to a bs.
My manliness needs more training!
I wanted to be a real man! So I took my Black Iron getup, made a 50/10 build, like a real man. Tarkus style! However I ended up failing with weapons.
Damage-wise, best choices are Demon weapons, but god, those things are slow as turtle orgy and can't hit anything that doesn't fatroll. I didn't want to use Man-serpent Greatsword, because it has a moveset way too similar to Claymore. I want a change! I tried more, or less everything Str based and now I understand why everybody uses Zwei, or Large Clubs. Zwei is just super easy to use as long as you watch your timing and spacing. Large Clubs do huge damage, which is only a little lower than those of Demon weapons, while they weight half, or even less of what Demon weapons weight. With their roll R1 AoE, I know think that these weapons should be nerfed. I don't understand how a piece of wood can do more damage than huge axe, or a sword.
On the other hand. If I do manage to actually hit someone with a Demon weapon, they can kiss goodbye to around 800-900 of their HP, but I can't stagger them to land another hit and I'm too slow to connect it to a bs.
My manliness needs more training!
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