Story thread

Ok it's time to do something retarded and make a story thread.
The rules are simple. Use three words to continue the story. This will give birth to something awful and terrifying most propably. You can type a separate message in your post too but continue the story with bold font.

This first one will be an exception and just give a start to the story
GO:

Once upon a time there was

that saw the

end of hundreds of worlds

GrinTwist wrote:end of hundreds of worlds

Forcefed wrote:The rules are simple. Use three words to continue the story.

The void sang

Reaperfan wrote:

GrinTwist wrote:end of hundreds of worlds

Forcefed wrote:The rules are simple. Use three words to continue the story.

The void sang

Forcefed wrote:You can type a separate message in your post too but continue the story with bold font.

I can be pedantic too. 

Frère Jacques tirelessly

an anthropomorphic being

SirArchmage wrote:an anthropomorphic being

Whose penguinesque features

Reaperfan wrote:

SirArchmage wrote:an anthropomorphic being

Whose penguinesque features

 were of no

Concern to the

distressed Mongoloid acupuncturist

therefore resembling bacon

But despite his

cured pork appearance

he was beautiful

though he didn't

even use makeup

on his chest

where he wanted

two big melons

cost be damned

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:cost be damned

What?

He became she