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While Sky diving

lol. read the whole thing.

PlasticandRage wrote:lol. read the whole thing.

It would probably come out better if we had 5 or maybe 6 words to work with instead of 3. 

Once upon a time there was an empty void that saw the ends of hundreds of worlds the void sang Frère Jacques tirelessly until it became an anthropomorphic being Whose penguinesque features were of no concern to the distressed Mongoloid acupuncturist as he lacked nearly all skin resembling bacon but despite his cured pork appearance he was beautiful though he didn't even use make-up on his chest where he wanted two big melons cost be damned he became she... he became batwoman. with a mask with tight spandex which left little hole inside the which he mistook for delicious tangerines that before he ate Pinocchio pie rubbed them on his wrinkly long decrepit old finger shaped like a strange sharp scissor mostly used to caress Madame's soft silky smooth thumbs. every morning he drank a bear, ate his wheaties, and watched grasshoppers hop into his mesmerizing rabbit hole then **** came and explained Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis be eating pancakes while skydiving.


THE END.

(This took a while.)

Then, Out of no where...

a woman appeared

stained crimson with

Wilkinson3424 wrote:Once upon a time there was an empty void that saw the ends of hundreds of worlds the void sang Frère Jacques tirelessly until it became an anthropomorphic being Whose penguinesque features were of no concern to the distressed Mongoloid acupuncturist as he lacked nearly all skin resembling bacon but despite his cured pork appearance he was beautiful though he didn't even use make-up on his chest where he wanted two big melons cost be damned he became she... he became batwoman. with a mask with tight spandex which left little hole inside the which he mistook for delicious tangerines that before he ate Pinocchio pie rubbed them on his wrinkly long decrepit old finger shaped like a strange sharp scissor mostly used to caress Madame's soft silky smooth thumbs. every morning he drank a bear, ate his wheaties, and watched grasshoppers hop into his mesmerizing rabbit hole then **** came and explained Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis be eating pancakes while skydiving.


THE END.

(This took a while.)

I fail to see how volcanic ash induced lung inflammation has anything to do with the rest of the story

That's because you've never had volcanic ash induced lung inflammation. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis changes a man. Let me tell you. You think you've seen it all until you've seen Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The things I've seen because of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Boy oh boy. ....Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

PlasticandRage wrote:That's because you've never had volcanic ash induced lung inflammation. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis changes a man. Let me tell you. You think you've seen it all until you've seen Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The things I've seen because of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Boy oh boy. ....Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I bet you've been reading it out loud every single time











































































































































Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Say it with me: Noo-mono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-coni-osis

actually it's neu... like mew but with and n

I guess that's kinda like aluminium/aluminum though lol

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:stained crimson with

tasty grape juice.

Someone edited my post?

If you're going to correct me at least do it in your own post. Whoever's posting in my post.

The story continues...

and then ends.

Since we got a lovely conclusion I'll shut the thread now, it's a pointless spam thread pretty much