You know you are too strong when......

I recently heard a red neck joke that was like this You know you are a redneck when... You had your wedding reception at walmart. So I came up with a formula for darksouls You know you are too (insert preferred stat here) when (insert situation) a few examples.

You know you are too strong when you use a golem axe to chuck wood

You know you are too smart when you call Big hat logan an amateur

yeah these aren't really funny but I want you guys and girls to try it out it maybe interesting :bom:

You know you are too vital when the boss focuses on just you.

You know you are too dexterous when three farmers can't hit you.

You know you're too endurant when a Zweihander doesn't stagger you.

You know you're too resilient when you get told to make a new build.

You know you're too intelligent when channellers bring women to you.

You know you've too much endurance when you're doing laps in the forest with a giant mob right behind you

you know you've too much dexterity when you find yourself wielding 4 different polearms with ease

You know you're too confident when the undead ghoul you've forgotten about kills you.

you know yr dead if you enter that room

You know you're too malicious when you laugh at the buffed mushroom (that you buffed) punching someone like King Hippo on meth

You know you're an insomniac when you stay up for 36 hours because you were too bored to sleep.

You know your build kicks arse when Chuck Norris runs from YOU.

you know your too attuned when you can't sleep because your "spidey-senses" are tingling.

You know you are too close when your face and the Firesage's stomach collide.

You know you're to vital when you lose your arm but think it's a flesh wound.

You know your too scared when you sit in a corner for 15minutes waiting for the darkwraith to blackcrystal back home.

You know you've gone hollow when you examine Mr. of Zena's armor for three hours straight with a pair of Nocs.

You know your sanity is lost when you enter the BoC fog door.

You Know you are dead when you get the "You died" screen

You know you've gone hollow when the nocs were good but decide putting the armor on and posing....on the catwalk......on the catwalk.....might give you a different look

You know you're too evil when you drain the humanity of all the friendly NPCs.

You know your friends love you when they spend 3 hours staring at an NPC/themself in the NPC's armour because you needed research for your thread.