by bloodpixel Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:47 pmChosen undead: We did it! We killed Gwyn!
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Thread of lame jokes.
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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear..
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation..
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community..
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family..
what's brown and sticky? A stick..
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation..
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community..
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family..
what's brown and sticky? A stick..
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
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Dammit Serious, way to stick to your name legitimately lol 
So a baby seal walked into a club.
So a baby seal walked into a club.
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Just thought I'd throw in some anti-jokes to set the tone 
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Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 2: one to screw the lightbulb and the other to hold the ladder steady so the other man wont fall off and hurt himself
How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 2: one to screw the lightbulb and the other to hold the ladder steady so the other man wont fall off and hurt himself
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How many chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let the ***** cook in the dark.
Let the ***** cook in the dark.
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I spilled spot remover on my dog, and he vanished.
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Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Violets are red
I'm color blind
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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room because it's black.
I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...
I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...
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cloudyeki wrote:Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog, I'm colourblind
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Digitalyzed wrote:How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room because it's black.
I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...
Why do Black people eat fried chicken?
Because it tastes good.
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Serious_Much wrote:Digitalyzed wrote:How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room because it's black.
I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...
Why do Black people eat fried chicken?
Because it tastes good.
How many policemen does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None, he "fell".
I think half of these are funnier in America.
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What do moles and Eagles have in common?
Both live underground, except for the eagle.
Both live underground, except for the eagle.
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A man walks into a bar, he orders a glass of urine. The bartender says that is disgusting, but the man offers a crisp 100 dollar bill. So the bartender goes to the bathroom and comes back with a glass full of urine and hands it to the man. He then throws it at the bartender while yelling, "That's for *** my wife!"
Cyanide and Happiness, don't assume I came up with that.
Cyanide and Happiness, don't assume I came up with that.
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What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
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Roses are Straight
Violets are Twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get Fisted
Violets are Twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get Fisted
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Now the jokes are getting decent
I have some really bad ones that I'm worried even you guys may not appreciate (nothing against your taste in comedy).
I have some really bad ones that I'm worried even you guys may not appreciate (nothing against your taste in comedy).
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A lame joke?
Metroid: Other M.
Metroid: Other M.
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haha dw :L
Have you ever ate Ethiopian food?
No?
Well neither have they
Have you ever ate Ethiopian food?
No?
Well neither have they
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Okay, the other day my friend was asking me what the fastest race in the olympics would be, after a few minutes contemplation i replied "The Blacks"
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TehInfamousAmos wrote:haha dw :L
Have you ever ate Ethiopian food?
No?
Well neither have they
How do you kill ten flies in a second?
Smack an Ethiopian child in the face with a shovel.
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Digital i was laughing for like 30secs at that 
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I would tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
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Guys we should probably stray from the racial jokes, things might get a bit out of hand.
Another Lame Joke.
A man walks into a bar, he walks out. He crosses the street and enters his home. He hangs up his coat after drinking heavily to try and cope with the life he's made for himself, wishing to escape from his family from time to time. He enters the living room to see bloodstains and the bodies of his wife and two children died up in the corner of the room. A few of the family heirlooms are missing, but he takes little notice of that and cradles their bodies. He then wakes up at the bar and quits drinking for good.
Get it? He walked into a bar!
Another Lame Joke.
A man walks into a bar, he walks out. He crosses the street and enters his home. He hangs up his coat after drinking heavily to try and cope with the life he's made for himself, wishing to escape from his family from time to time. He enters the living room to see bloodstains and the bodies of his wife and two children died up in the corner of the room. A few of the family heirlooms are missing, but he takes little notice of that and cradles their bodies. He then wakes up at the bar and quits drinking for good.
Get it? He walked into a bar!
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