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Dark Souls Pick up lines.
cloudyeki- Compulsory Poster
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How is that even remotely relevant? Why would you want to understand what we are talking about? What is wrong with us? These are questions we all must answer...
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Great questions. Too bad I don't have any answers. I do have another awful line though.
"I'm Crystal Magic Weapon'd.......for her pleasure."
"I'm Crystal Magic Weapon'd.......for her pleasure."
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size doesnt matter when youve got DMB for all your sinners needs!
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I think we've run out of any ideas that are remotely funny now.. lol better to let it go off topic than continue with unfunny lines 
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thats what she said..... OH GOD KILL ME
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You just need to try harder Serious! Be the Little Engine that could......come up with bad lines. Let's get to the top of that hill through positive thinking.
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'Wanna see my Worm?'
'I can't give hugs, but my fingers glows when near you'
'I rapport many, but I don't have to control you to do what I ask'
'I don't need pyromancy to sweat by you'
'I can blow kisses like no other; the fumes are intoxicating'
'My worm comes out for you'
'I got some flowers! They aren't roses, but their roots are exotic'
'I give better hugs than gaping dragon... trust me.'
'I could never leech off of you... it's why I got you some shiny trusting toys for you, baby'
'I will give you crystals every time; Their not diamonds, but they sure are damn close enough'
'I would never dark hand you... that would be stealing a grab. I prefer drawing you closer with my hot hands'
'I would never go iron hard around you... I would never catch up to you'
'I love it when you roll over'
'I can't give hugs, but my fingers glows when near you'
'I rapport many, but I don't have to control you to do what I ask'
'I don't need pyromancy to sweat by you'
'I can blow kisses like no other; the fumes are intoxicating'
'My worm comes out for you'
'I got some flowers! They aren't roses, but their roots are exotic'
'I give better hugs than gaping dragon... trust me.'
'I could never leech off of you... it's why I got you some shiny trusting toys for you, baby'
'I will give you crystals every time; Their not diamonds, but they sure are damn close enough'
'I would never dark hand you... that would be stealing a grab. I prefer drawing you closer with my hot hands'
'I would never go iron hard around you... I would never catch up to you'
'I love it when you roll over'
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Acidic with the flurry! My favorite thing about this thread is that it's so inspirational.
It's somehow inspired a group of persons who usually rely on insightful, well reasoned discussions to completely ignore that and just say some stupid expletive.
It's somehow inspired a group of persons who usually rely on insightful, well reasoned discussions to completely ignore that and just say some stupid expletive.
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Thank you guys for making my husband's geeky compliments sound oh-so-refined right now.
Thank you guys for making my husband's geeky compliments sound oh-so-refined right now.
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We aim to please...No woman in the foreseeable future.
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Yeah, apparently I have a date with a guy. At least he was raised to act female I suppose. I could argue I have a romantic one year anniversary trip planned with my wife as a goal to please a woman but I don't wanna jinx it.
On a related note, my pickup lines demonstrate clearly why my first marriage ended but in no way explain how I convinced two women to marry me in the first place.
On a related note, my pickup lines demonstrate clearly why my first marriage ended but in no way explain how I convinced two women to marry me in the first place.
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FexDS wrote:...
Thank you guys for making my husband's geeky compliments sound oh-so-refined right now.
I beg to differ, mine are the best.
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Not my fault Japanese developers always manage to turn even the simplest thing into rule 34 based weirdness. TOOTHBRUSHES! I mean seriously! That tangent aside, my last ex was 10 times worse, always trying to imitate various characters' raepface.
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LOL
in topic :
1.Hey sweetness I know you keep saying no but just by being human you really are saying yes.
2. Well well look who we have here... again..... I guess its true once you go Capraca you dont go back.
3. what do say to a chug of estus sometime I know this great place around the corner called Firelink its got a view and everything.
in topic :
1.Hey sweetness I know you keep saying no but just by being human you really are saying yes.
2. Well well look who we have here... again..... I guess its true once you go Capraca you dont go back.
3. what do say to a chug of estus sometime I know this great place around the corner called Firelink its got a view and everything.
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I'd like to link your fire.
Wanna see the special optional boss? It's harder than the stray demon.
After seeing you, I am prepared to die.
Wanna see the special optional boss? It's harder than the stray demon.
After seeing you, I am prepared to die.
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Those were pretty good... Skare might have a challenger for best pickup line creator.
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Hey there Sen, how's about you open up that mimic in your basement and I'll hide my lightning spear inside it.
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Baby, I'm so good I don't need DLC to please.(Glances towards Mass effect 3)
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cloudyeki wrote:Hey there Sen, how's about you open up that mimic in your basement and I'll hide my lightning spear inside it.
I can't properly appreciate this because I'm reminded of Spirited Away...
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We've had 2 dates turn up out of this thread, I think the pickup lines are working.
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I tried one on someone who had already agreed to a date, does that count?
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Depends... Does she play Dark Souls?
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, funny story, no.
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Break up with this person immediately!
I kid, I kid. But seriously, what was her reaction? My guess is she either slapped you, or kissed you on the spot. Dunno which one.
I kid, I kid. But seriously, what was her reaction? My guess is she either slapped you, or kissed you on the spot. Dunno which one.
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