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Dark Souls Pick up lines.
bunnywink- Hollowed
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- Post n°226
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but hollow, so let's find a host and make it a trio.
Tolvo- Town Crier
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- Post n°227
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
"You know if you're up for, I have a brother named Biorr."
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°228
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
*Holding Grant one handed*
*looks at Grant*
*looks down*
*looks at Grant*
*looks down*
*smiles at attractive lady and raises one eyebrow while nodding*
*looks at Grant*
*looks down*
*looks at Grant*
*looks down*
*smiles at attractive lady and raises one eyebrow while nodding*
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°229
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
"you look so good Darkwaiths dont want to make you hollow"
it good to see this thread git a revive
it good to see this thread git a revive
Tolvo- Town Crier
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- Post n°230
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
"I'm huge into roleplay. If you wouldn't mind I'd love it if you dressed as a hunter, and my buddy and I could 'gank' you."
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°231
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Agreedt's good to see this one again, although I think this is the thread that might get me banned in the end...
Such as this one:
I'm Crystal Magic Weapon'd......for her pleasure
Such as this one:
I'm Crystal Magic Weapon'd......for her pleasure
LordRevan- Insomniac
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- Post n°232
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
nsane32 wrote:it good to see this thread git a revive
I thought so too
Tolvo- Town Crier
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- Post n°233
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
"Those other guys are just fast rollers, but trust me, I'm slow and big in bed."
bunnywink- Hollowed
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- Post n°234
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Hey baby, I'm like Demon's Souls / Dark Souls. The more you play me, the harder I get.
(Er... Doesn't really work if you are a girl.)
(Er... Doesn't really work if you are a girl.)
Tolvo- Town Crier
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- Post n°235
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
"Trust me honey, you'll need at least 25 strength to two hand this."
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°236
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Piggybacking on Tolvo's
45 dex you say? I'll be the judge of that. Lemme see your casting time sugar
45 dex you say? I'll be the judge of that. Lemme see your casting time sugar
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°237
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Any woman who comes my way winds up on a parapet with archers, cause they ail end up a tore-@$$ demon
Serious_Much- Moderator Trainee
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- Post n°238
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
i'm really glad this thread got bumped, it's hilarious..
bunny's is particularly good
bunny's is particularly good
Tolvo- Town Crier
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- Post n°239
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
"Hey, I wouldn't mind traversing your abyss."
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°240
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
We're meant for each other! You have brass armor, I have these...
zzzzzziiiiiiiiiippppppp
Clank clank
zzzzzziiiiiiiiiippppppp
Clank clank
Quarik- Hollowed
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- Post n°241
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Lordran has zippers?!? WITCHCRAFT!
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°242
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Um.....time distortion
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- Post n°243
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Wow this thread exploded. That's great
"Wanna see how I use my 40 dex? I'm good with a rapier "
"Wanna see how I use my 40 dex? I'm good with a rapier "
Ahhotep1- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°244
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
bunnywink wrote:You and me, baby, ain't nothing but hollow, so let's find a host and make it a trio.
Hmmmmmmmm
cloudyeki- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°245
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
A callback to Demon's souls:
"Tell me something Idol, I'm sure not all of your are false right?"
"Why don't you show me what you can do with those 4 arms"
"My tongue is ten times more awesome than the adjudicator's"
"Tower Knight and The Penetrator look like phalanx compared to me"
"Tell me something Idol, I'm sure not all of your are false right?"
"Why don't you show me what you can do with those 4 arms"
"My tongue is ten times more awesome than the adjudicator's"
"Tower Knight and The Penetrator look like phalanx compared to me"
Tolvo- Town Crier
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- Post n°246
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
I might have to say a terrible one that Fex will hate me for.
"What maiden in black, there's a demon inside you? Well hey, they don't call me Demon Slayer for nothing, let me have a crack at it."
"What maiden in black, there's a demon inside you? Well hey, they don't call me Demon Slayer for nothing, let me have a crack at it."
cloudyeki- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°247
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
My greatsword is better than Artorias, and but you gotta two hand it.
I make the Demon's Spear look like a toothpick.
I'm like the Asylum Demon, I'm large and a sling a giant hammer around.
I make the Demon's Spear look like a toothpick.
I'm like the Asylum Demon, I'm large and a sling a giant hammer around.
Slarg232- Insomniac
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- Post n°248
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Do you have the Rite of Kindling? Because my Bonfire just gets bigger and bigger as your using it.
Ahhotep1- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°249
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
Darling don't be shy...come, play with my Dark Hand and i'll show a Lordran you know not
DoughGuy- Duke's Archivist
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- Post n°250
Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.
This thread is having a bad influence, Billy is hitting on me in skype ...
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