Dark Souls Pick up lines.

by **Serious_Much** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:27 pm

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Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

Post by Serious_Much Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:27 pm

EeAyEss wrote:Have you tried "prostration?"

That is excellent.

Have you seen my dark beads? I swear I put them around here somewhere....

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by **skarekrow13** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:36 pm

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:36 pm

This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:39 pm

All the ladies quiver when they see how well I can place my large arrow

by The Letter X Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:40 pm

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Post by The Letter X Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:40 pm

skarekrow13 wrote:This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

Only when holding with both hands!

by **Serious_Much** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:47 pm

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Post by Serious_Much Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:47 pm

The Letter X wrote:

skarekrow13 wrote:This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

Only when holding with both hands!

I have to say this sounds like less a pick up line than a precursor to self-gratification..

by **skarekrow13** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:50 pm

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:50 pm

Maybe that guy has to convince himself

by EeAyEss Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:51 pm

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Post by EeAyEss Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:51 pm

I'm as mysterious as the dark side of Pendant, and stronger than Tarkus. As my many victims can say, I'm good with my fingers...

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Post by The Letter X Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:51 pm

Serious_Much wrote:

The Letter X wrote:

skarekrow13 wrote:This is Lordran! We only sheath the sword in our offhand baby

Only when holding with both hands!

I have to say this sounds like less a pick up line than a precursor to self-gratification..

I honestly have no idea what I was aiming to achieve with that statement. It just made sense Dark Souls wise.

by **skarekrow13** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:53 pm

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:53 pm

I think mine started the self gratification imagery winking

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Post by The Letter X Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:56 pm

My last post stands. lol!

by **skarekrow13** Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:00 pm

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:00 pm

Fair enough.Lol

Here, take this Cloranthy ring. You'll need a lot of stamina to handle this

Spoiler:

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Post by Quarik Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:26 am

I think you'll find that my washing pole causes bleeding.

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Post by WaLKA Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:21 am

I'm going to hammer you like Andre of Astora.

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Post n°339

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Post by AnCapaillMor Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:55 am

Take my large divine ember and hammer on it.

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Post by Mr. Tart Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:26 am

Something like this has most likely been said but...

Let's spend the night in a Bed of Chaos.'

I can give you a better ride than anyone who's used Green Blossom.

If you hold my Dragon Tooth i'm gonna Rock your world.

You'll probably need some Divine Blessings... Because imma invade your Forest.

Am i doing it right? happy

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Post by Gambs_the_Grey Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:53 am

I have a great club.. If I summon you, would you give me your vow of silence or would you seek guidance ?

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Post by bloodpixel Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:37 am

I can't believe this thread is still alive lol.

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Post by Quarik Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:03 am

Best thread NA.

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Post by IIdoneus Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:39 am

You may be a big woman, but you are still Smoughking hot to me.

Would you like to Havel my babies?

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Post by Quarik Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:58 am

You are my god.

by WhatDoesThePendantDo? Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:08 am

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Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:08 am

But I'm no different from those vile creatures… I was driven by conceit…
Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it?
Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same.

by EeAyEss Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:45 am

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Post by EeAyEss Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:45 am

I'm like a crystal weapon. Use me for a short time for above average performance, or put a ring on me and I'll stay with you till death. Again and again.