by Ghadis_God wrote:Be still. Entrust thine flesh to me.
best one imo
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Carphil- Chat Moderator
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best one imo
Emergence- Sovereign
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Off Topic Section.
Busting male gamer stereotypes one thread at a time.
Busting male gamer stereotypes one thread at a time.
cloudyeki- Compulsory Poster
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E, you'ven't seen a thing yet.
Ever wonder how a hollow is made?
Ever wonder how a hollow is made?
Ahhotep1- Compulsory Poster
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Ok, Boys....how about some Class AND Creativity here. I know its tough but I know you can meet the challenge! 
sparkly-twinkly-lizard- Compulsory Poster
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Hi my name is ######, care to co-op some time?
Tolvo- Town Crier
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Thou shall feel the thrust of spear, empowered by the ring of lions.
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Want to share an Estus with me?
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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You spark the ascended flame in my heart and make me harder than Iron Flesh(pyromancy ftw)
User- Chosen Undead
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I can stroke your skull lantern for you.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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O.OAcidic_Cook wrote:I can stroke your skull lantern for you.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
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My endurance level is 99, if you catch my drift
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Be wary. My touch is extreme.
I give the best heated touch; Want to have a pink glow in your eyes? Possibly cheeks too.
I give the best heated touch; Want to have a pink glow in your eyes? Possibly cheeks too.
Serious_Much- Moderator Trainee
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Grab your flask love, you've pulled.
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I am terrible at killing with a rapier. I prefer to use my mail breaker... Closer with a spec of Critical Thurst greater than any.
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Class you say?
Your eyes are as radiant as a the light of a hundred prism stones
Your skin is as fair as an ivory catalyst, but more enchanting by far
Note: these are not funny in the least
Your eyes are as radiant as a the light of a hundred prism stones
Your skin is as fair as an ivory catalyst, but more enchanting by far
Note: these are not funny in the least
- Spoiler:
- Why am I called Skarekrow? When I plow, it feels like I'm using four prongs at once
cloudyeki- Compulsory Poster
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You've a soul as refined as diamonds, my dear. And a wit more fiery than chaos flame.
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skarekrow13 wrote:Give me something warm and soft and I'll give you a surprise
Easily the funniest one.
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Jolly co-operation is such a strong word. Can't we just take it slow?
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Hey want see my Greatsword?
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What up what up what up! Let me get those digits so I can orange soapstone you later
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I heard the Dusk Dress is usually known to suffocate people; Want to be a little more loose?
EeAyEss- Hollowed
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Have you tried "prostration?"
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There are already four kings in your abyss, got room for one more?
My weapon is broken, would you mind rubbing some repair powder on it?
My weapon is broken, would you mind rubbing some repair powder on it?
Noob-of-Artorias- Insomniac
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...did....did...did you necro this thread?
On Topic...
"No no baby...I like it better with the
on!"
On Topic...
"No no baby...I like it better with the
on!"
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You know, I might have to try some of these when I go back to college.
They might get a laugh out of some of the girls, though the ones who understand it will automatically be keepers.
They might get a laugh out of some of the girls, though the ones who understand it will automatically be keepers.
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