I loaded up my TAAAAAAAARKUS character, who was human, in the burg. I immediately invaded, without any time to re-acquaint myself with the controls. the host was sporting some kind of lighting weapon and the flip ring. I was armed with a plus 15 greatsword, a mace of the same kind and the rest of tarkus' gear, which left me at 50% weight. The host does not give me time to bow, and instead fished for a backstab or spammed parries. It was immensely satisfying to finish him off witH a two handed jumping smash from the trusty greatsword. What made it even better was the message coming up just a few seconds later... you have been indicted. I can taste his tears from here.
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