If you could have something put in Dark Souls as a reference to you in some way, and NPC, armor set, item, etc, what would it be? Please be vivid.

if you kill the kings he will be happy why?

He'll consider that you might be a new Dark Wraith.

I'm a cannibal but not a bad cannibal

I'm already in the game when you get hit.

Kiva the wanderer wrote:I'm a cannibal but not a bad cannibal

Not the same thing. Even kind of.

bloodpixel wrote:I'm already in the game when you get hit.

I see what you did there....

I'd like a potato, and when you throw it at an enemy a shower of confetti comes down!

CaptanSpudsy wrote:

bloodpixel wrote:I'm already in the game when you get hit.

I see what you did there....

I'd like a potato, and when you throw it at an enemy a shower of confetti comes down!

id like a bannana skin that can be put down like a prism stone but standing on it makes you slip and take damage.

An NPC in Duke's that tells the player long, incorrect and insane theories about the gameworld. The gesture would be twirling one's finger around the side of the head, as if to say "you're crazy".

Killing him would drop the "Tinfoil Helm".

SEANB240 wrote:Killing him would drop the "Tinfoil Helm".

Thing must have awful Lightning defense...

although seriously why isn't their a kilt?

because everyone know's braveheart never came to lordran

sonofartorias wrote:because everyone know's braveheart never came to lordran

Onions made it!

yup but not bravehart he was killed by wandering black knight's

sonofartorias wrote:yup but not bravehart he was killed by wandering black knight's

damn you gwyn!

Gwynn:muahahahahahahahahahahahaha.just kidding it was more like gwynn:oh the searing pain oh why was i stupid enough to light this flame oh the pain

Hmm, Son would totally have an NPC. It would be some guy just sitting there constantly pressing a pendant against a wall before sitting down. He'd wear this large set of blue armor that upon closer inspection...Oh god, he's just wearing a speedo, he just painted his skin. If you beat him in a fight, which he would turn to you through punching, he would fall to the ground and not vanish. The words "TKO!" would appear on the screen. If you rest and come back he'd be sitting there and point at you before attacking, no matter what he would keep coming back and each time you would get "TKO!" if you beat him. After the tenth time some random duo would start commenting over it with tons of useless incorrect information about the pendant.

and don't you forget it tolvo i'm son BROTHER.i would to also point out that if i beat you you would have to sit through me body slamming you and leg dropping you while a crowd of hollow's chant's boring and then after the game would force you to watch a long drawn out promo where i tell you to kill your gwyn's say your prayers and eat your souls

Zenish Greatsword - "Hefty greatsword wielded by the warriors of Zena, birthplace of Domnhall. Zenish warriors are famous for their audacity in battle, and often charge into the fray in naught but their skin."

Double reference to Irish warriors of old, since Zena is meant to be the Ireland of Dark Souls, and to me, since I often forgo clothing in my morning routines.

T.M.I., Wade.

Probably an NPC in Firelink. With very simple dialog;
"Rynn does not wish to speak with you... so you might as well... fly off on your way"
>upon speaking to me again
"If you must know... i'm a warrior who owes my services to some questionable individuals. That's all you need to know. Stay out of my way... you fly your way, and i fly mine."

I'll be carrying a large, unique hammer weapon with a sharped end for a handle. Generally i will do nothing, however you will be invaded by me as a Darkwraith in 2 locations. The Demon Ruins, and The Kiln. I'll one hand my weapon in the demon ruins, and 2 handed in the kiln. After you kill me in either location, speaking to me back at Firelink will have me merely regard it as "just business as usual" After killing me in both places, i'll say you are a wonderful fighter, and gift you an amber ring. The amber ring increases movement speed by 25%, but removes 50% of your poise.

Killing me in Firelink will meet one with some very unique dialog while i laugh and shout about our jolly little game. IF i kill you i am not hostile when we next speak.

One Handed light attacks are normal hammer hits.
One Handed Heavy Attacks and lightning spinning attacks that have heavily reduced poise break, but no reduced damage.
Two Handed light attacks are >Hammer Hit>Pick up hammer while slamming the blade into you>Hammer Hit>Blade again>repeat. The blade part of the combo is about as fast as a great sword swing, and about as easy to parry as the BKGA
Two Handed Heavy Attacks are rabid stabs with the back of the blade. Heavily reduced damage, but still needs 53 poise to not get stunned from.
Rolling Attacks are a high kick that does no damage but does the force spells effect
Jumping attack, one or two handed, is a quick flip followed by slamming the blade into the ground. It's a lightning fast move, but it's got slow recovery.

40/32 stength/dex requirement, with E/A scaling.

I'd honestly try out that Amber Ring.

I would probably be a random hollow in new londo.

They already put me in the new content apparently.

You got a watering can

**** yeah I did! And giant scissors. It's like they put cameras in my house. Take that Chosen Undead! You've just been gardened