Me: Wandering through the game in human form.
Message: Invaded by spirit of vengeance "xxx"
Me: Equips talisman and GMB.
Darkmoon: Equips a katana and casts DMB.
Me: Casts GMB, and switches talisman out for a weapon.
Darkmoon: Runs at me swinging R1 like a drunk brawler.
Me: Backstab during the darkmoon's misguided R1 combo.
Darkmoon: WoG, WoG, WoG, WoG, WoG, WoG.
Me: Rolls out and backstabs after last WoG (even if I get hit, I've got GMB). Upon wakeup, poke, poke, poke. DM dies. I get some ridiculous amount of souls (DM is SL200+).
Darkmoon: Hatemail, hatemail, hatemail. Stop using GMB... blah, blah... stop backstabbing... blah, blah.
Me: Stop being predictable.
Repeat story about 100 times.
Moral of the story: Darkmoons, I know you're going to use a katana, cast DMB, and cast WoG. Please, please, please, don't expect me to pretend that this is a surprise and let you kill me instead of taking obvious countermeasures.
The end. Thanks for listening.
Message: Invaded by spirit of vengeance "xxx"
Me: Equips talisman and GMB.
Darkmoon: Equips a katana and casts DMB.
Me: Casts GMB, and switches talisman out for a weapon.
Darkmoon: Runs at me swinging R1 like a drunk brawler.
Me: Backstab during the darkmoon's misguided R1 combo.
Darkmoon: WoG, WoG, WoG, WoG, WoG, WoG.
Me: Rolls out and backstabs after last WoG (even if I get hit, I've got GMB). Upon wakeup, poke, poke, poke. DM dies. I get some ridiculous amount of souls (DM is SL200+).
Darkmoon: Hatemail, hatemail, hatemail. Stop using GMB... blah, blah... stop backstabbing... blah, blah.
Me: Stop being predictable.
Repeat story about 100 times.
Moral of the story: Darkmoons, I know you're going to use a katana, cast DMB, and cast WoG. Please, please, please, don't expect me to pretend that this is a surprise and let you kill me instead of taking obvious countermeasures.
The end. Thanks for listening.