Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

Granted, but during the two weeks you forget everything you previously learned and must struggle mightily to keep up once classes resume.

I wish people (specifically Americans) would learn to live a healthier lifestyle and not become obese. That way I wouldn't have to wear a sack over my head every time I go out in public.

I wish people (specifically Americans) would learn to live a healthier lifestyle and not become obese.

gmwdim wrote:Granted, but during the two weeks you forget everything you previously learned and must struggle mightily to keep up once classes resume.

I wish people (specifically Americans) would learn to live a healthier lifestyle and not become obese. That way I wouldn't have to wear a sack over my head every time I go out in public.

Actually, recent studies show that Saudi Arabia is heavier than america.
Granted, everyone runs around as spooky scary skeletons.

I wish I had the ability to respawn.

Granted, but each time you respawn a little more of your personality is lost, eventually you become a mindless, unfeeling, undead husk.

I wish that I could use sorceries in real life.

^ Granted, but tons of real life people mail you hatemail.

I wish my new avatar didn't creep me out so much. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

WandererReece wrote:^ Granted, but tons of real life people mail you hatemail.

I wish my new avatar didn't creep me out so much.

Granted. It creeps me the heck out now. Thanks alot, jerkface.
Also, I don't have a personality, so that's moot

I wish Firefly wansn't canceled.

Granted the show keeps going on until the end of time but the episodes keep getting worse and worse until they are on par with Gen 3 of MLP.

I wish fish.

Granted but they're Swedish fish and everything is all sticky now.

I wish Pluto was still classified as a planet

Granted but that moving company switched your hammer with a fake one.

I wish I would just give you your hammer already

Granted, the " crushing your hopes and dreams" ability that is. Every time you want to accomplish anything your hammer holds you back.

I wish I had a lightsaber

Granted, these ones can be shattered however

Spoiler:

I wish my daughter could see how pro I am

Granted. With less time to prepare, the caterer's food isn't quite as expected

I wish I was happy for my daughter's success

Granted, but the portions are all tiny, and everyone leaves starving.

I wish I was a hobbit.

Granted, but it all smells terrible now.

I wish for whomever to corrupt this wish to get taste buds in their bumhole

I am here to speak on behalf of you from five years in the future. You wish to make up for your crimes and thus, five years from now you grant the wish, getting taste-buds in your butthole.

I wish that I never needed to sleep, but still could if I felt like it.

Granted. Your body now operates at full metabolism 24 hours a day, meaning your internal organs wear out 50% faster than normal. Your expected lifespan is reduced to 50 years.

I wish I could attend a series of lectures given by famous scientists from the past like Copernicus and Newton.

Granted, and I ain't corrupting that wish.

I wish that I was studying now instead of spending my time on the internet.

Granted, but you'll miss all the great funny ideas on this thread.

I wish I could meet that kid who used to bully me when we were 4 years old, and kick his *** (or at least try).