Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

Hey, that would be a worthwhile trade. That kid was a punk and deserves a beating!

Granted, you no longer cry about your childhood because you suffered a brain injury and lost your memory.

I wish that RenegadeCop didn't have such a tough life as a kid.

Granted, but now renegade cop is an entirely different person from before.

I wish that I had self-control.

^ Granted. It's so fast that you constantly get hatemail because you constantly lagstab people without even trying. You can even see the future, and go crazy because you can't prevent the terrible events that will happen.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Ok, but you are so excited by what you have on your screen that you never leave and wither away and die at your computer. Months later you are found like this.



I wish that I knew computer coding.

^ Granted. You know so much that you are able to make a perfect skeleton key. You use it to steal money from the reserve. Then you sell a copies to a few people. You are later wanted by all the countries in the UN for global terrorism. You are later executed by your country for treason.

I wish I had an assassin.

Granted, but he gets hired to kill you and then uses your credit cards from your dead body to take all the money you ever made.

I wish that I could shoot more frequently at the range.

Granted but you slowly go insane because your not good at anything else and end up shooting many people. They call it "The Return of the Burger King Mascot" due to the fact that you were dressed up as the mascot while shooting people.

I want a fish for a pet so I no longer have to wish about fish.

Granted, you Wish for a Fish so I serve you him on a Dish.

I wish I was surrounded by beautiful women.

Granted but none of them want to talk to you and your left alone.

I wish that this fish on my dish was a woman.

Granted, all governments simultaneously collapse, causing untold chaos and destruction throughout the planet.


I wish that I had a cool car.

Granted, but it gets stolen. The police then find the culprit, but he crashes it.

I wish I was the Chosen Undead.

Granted but you link the fire and burn forever until the next chosen undead comes along.

I wish that fish that I wished for that ended up on a dish that turned into a woman would come back as an angler fish.

Granted, she then eats you and you are digested for a thousand years.

I wish I could help fund Skullgirls, and Torment Tides of Numenera. Alas, my credit card will not accept online purchases.

Wow, this thread explodes since I last logged on a few days ago. Some of these have been really funny~

Granted. The fish is a fifty-foot long monstrous angler fish. It chews you entirely into liquid before swallowing you. Being an undead in Lordran, however, you respawn at the bonfire next to your table where the angler fish is waiting to eat you again as soon as you reappear.

I wish I could make a wish that wouldn't be corrupted and it would actually come true. (this one isn't my wish, don't corrupt this one; I'm just stating this)

I wish I could use magic.

Granted, however while performing a simple ritual you unleash Trigon, who immediately destroys the world and uses every person's soul as his plaything foodstuffs.

I wish I could help fund Skullgirls, and Torment Tides of Numenera. Alas, my credit card will not accept online purchases

Granted, now every bit of money you make goes towards those projects.

I wish that Miyazaki was put back in charge of the Souls series.

Granted, but now we have to wait another two years and it ends up being rushed and really buggy and glitchy.

I wish that I could stop posting obsessively in these forums.

Granted. People mourn your disappearance and make a petition to get you to come back. Bring back the Hand! It probably wouldn't be far from the truth.

I wish more people participated in this thread -> Seriously, another forum game? F*ck you, Mr. Tart!

I'm curious now: who was wyrm?

Granted, but now it is a never-ending thread which has devolved into chaos and was shut down by the mods.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room.