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    Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

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    Post by gmwdim Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:10 am

    Granted, your room is no longer hot because it's winter and the heater is broken. You're forced to wear a heavy coat indoors.

    I wish you didn't have to kill Sif.
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:30 am

    Granted Sif turns into a horrible abomination and destroys everything

    I wish I knew what I was doing
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:46 am

    Granted, but now you know everything and your mind shuts down from the overload, leaving you a vegetable.

    I wish that I was invulnerable.
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:49 am

    I love vegetables

    Granted you live forever but all your friends and family die leaving you alone forever with your grief

    I wish that Dark Souls let you hide in the ground
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    Post by User1 Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:51 am

    Granted, but enemies frequently stomp your head in, leaving your head a bloody, mashed up mess.

    I wish sleeping was easier.
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:53 am

    Granted but now you sleep during important tasks such as driving

    I wish DKS 2 had mounts silly
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:40 am

    Granted, but they are so buggy that they never work, crash your game and erase your saves.

    I wish that DkSII had even more lore.
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:52 am

    Granted but the search for Lore drives you forever Mad
    I wish you could cast spells without a staff
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:57 am

    Granted, but the jealousy of other sorcerer characters causes them to constantly gank you, making your ability useless in light of your constant deaths.

    I wish that DkSII had a bleed upgrade path for weapons.
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:01 pm

    I would put something but me and you have been going back and forth for awhile ill give some one else a chance silly
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    Post by skarekrow13 Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:09 pm

    Granted,
    It's so effective it makes your controller bleed+10 making cuts on your hand anytime you play.

    I wish Jack Daniels would get back to me
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:47 pm

    Granted you soon learn that Jack Daniels is a demon and take your soul

    I wish I could use a fork as a weapons in DKS
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    Post by skarekrow13 Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:52 pm

    Granted
    it's the fork of horripilation from Morrowind, leading to a spiral of from borrowing ideas from Bethesda until we have the elder dark scrolls games

    I wish I had a pizza
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    Post by nsane32 Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:58 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote: Granted
    it's the fork of horripilation from Morrowind, leading to a spiral of from borrowing ideas from Bethesda until we have the elder dark scrolls games



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    Post by Slarg232 Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:12 pm

    Granted, a man hands you a Taco Pizza.

    I wish I could live my life in an Apocolypse/Fallout 3 type of world.
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    Post by Virulas Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:42 pm

    Slarg232 wrote:Granted, a man hands you a Taco Pizza.

    I wish I could live my life in an Apocolypse/Fallout 3 type of world.

    wish granted! your now a ghoul in the fallout universe!

    I wish i could ride a horse into battle, with fire for a mane and lasers shooting out its eyes
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    Post by Slarg232 Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:25 pm

    Sweet, I'm immune to pain, the biggest terrors of the wasteland leave me alone, and I don't have Smoothskin big grin Thanks so much big grin

    Granted, but the fire on it's mane lights you on flame, and you die in your first battle.
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:27 pm

    Slarg, we cannot corrupt a wish that does not exist.
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    Post by Slarg232 Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:00 pm

    morte wrote:Slarg, we cannot corrupt a wish that does not exist.

    Proves what you know, that wish was wished to be invisible silly

    I wish for this wish to be invisible as well.
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:02 pm

    Granted, but now not even you know what it is, making it useless.

    I wish that it would stop raining.
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    Post by Virulas Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:11 pm

    morte wrote:Granted, but now not even you know what it is, making it useless.

    I wish that it would stop raining.
    granted! now the earth is forever dry.

    I wish darkwraiths would stop invading me
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:28 pm

    Granted, but now the darkmoons constantly invade you in conjunction with the forest hunters who have expanded their territory.

    I wish that I could control the weather.
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    Post by Virulas Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:30 pm

    morte wrote:Granted, but now the darkmoons constantly invade you in conjunction with the forest hunters who have expanded their territory.

    I wish that I could control the weather.
    Granted! your powers consume you and the heros of lordran are forced to hunt you.

    I WISH FOR A PONY!!!
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    Post by morte Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:37 pm

    Granted, but there is a world-wide famine and you are forced to slaughter the pony for lunch.

    I wish that humankind had developed proper, fully-functional cybernetic replacement limbs.
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    Post by Virulas Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:45 pm

    morte wrote:Granted, but there is a world-wide famine and you are forced to slaughter the pony for lunch.

    I wish that humankind had developed proper, fully-functional cybernetic replacement limbs.
    granted but your arm malfunctions and crushes your penis when you try to fap

    I wish that i was 100ft tall!

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