I wish you didn't have to kill Sif.
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Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
gmwdim- Obsessed
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- Post n°226
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, your room is no longer hot because it's winter and the heater is broken. You're forced to wear a heavy coat indoors.
I wish you didn't have to kill Sif.
I wish you didn't have to kill Sif.
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°227
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Granted Sif turns into a horrible abomination and destroys everything
I wish I knew what I was doing
I wish I knew what I was doing
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°228
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Granted, but now you know everything and your mind shuts down from the overload, leaving you a vegetable.
I wish that I was invulnerable.
I wish that I was invulnerable.
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°229
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I love vegetables
Granted you live forever but all your friends and family die leaving you alone forever with your grief
I wish that Dark Souls let you hide in the ground
Granted you live forever but all your friends and family die leaving you alone forever with your grief
I wish that Dark Souls let you hide in the ground
User1- Abyss Dweller
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- Post n°230
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but enemies frequently stomp your head in, leaving your head a bloody, mashed up mess.
I wish sleeping was easier.
I wish sleeping was easier.
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°231
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted but now you sleep during important tasks such as driving
I wish DKS 2 had mounts
I wish DKS 2 had mounts
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°232
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Granted, but they are so buggy that they never work, crash your game and erase your saves.
I wish that DkSII had even more lore.
I wish that DkSII had even more lore.
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°233
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Granted but the search for Lore drives you forever Mad
I wish you could cast spells without a staff
I wish you could cast spells without a staff
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°234
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted, but the jealousy of other sorcerer characters causes them to constantly gank you, making your ability useless in light of your constant deaths.
I wish that DkSII had a bleed upgrade path for weapons.
I wish that DkSII had a bleed upgrade path for weapons.
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°235
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I would put something but me and you have been going back and forth for awhile ill give some one else a chance
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°236
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Granted,
It's so effective it makes your controller bleed+10 making cuts on your hand anytime you play.
I wish Jack Daniels would get back to me
It's so effective it makes your controller bleed+10 making cuts on your hand anytime you play.
I wish Jack Daniels would get back to me
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°237
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Granted you soon learn that Jack Daniels is a demon and take your soul
I wish I could use a fork as a weapons in DKS
I wish I could use a fork as a weapons in DKS
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°238
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
Granted
it's the fork of horripilation from Morrowind, leading to a spiral of from borrowing ideas from Bethesda until we have the elder dark scrolls games
I wish I had a pizza
it's the fork of horripilation from Morrowind, leading to a spiral of from borrowing ideas from Bethesda until we have the elder dark scrolls games
I wish I had a pizza
nsane32- Hollowed
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- Post n°239
Re: Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
skarekrow13 wrote: Granted
it's the fork of horripilation from Morrowind, leading to a spiral of from borrowing ideas from Bethesda until we have the elder dark scrolls games
Slarg232- Insomniac
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- Post n°240
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Granted, a man hands you a Taco Pizza.
I wish I could live my life in an Apocolypse/Fallout 3 type of world.
I wish I could live my life in an Apocolypse/Fallout 3 type of world.
Virulas- Obsessed
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- Post n°241
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Slarg232 wrote:Granted, a man hands you a Taco Pizza.
I wish I could live my life in an Apocolypse/Fallout 3 type of world.
wish granted! your now a ghoul in the fallout universe!
I wish i could ride a horse into battle, with fire for a mane and lasers shooting out its eyes
Slarg232- Insomniac
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- Post n°242
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Sweet, I'm immune to pain, the biggest terrors of the wasteland leave me alone, and I don't have Smoothskin Thanks so much
Granted, but the fire on it's mane lights you on flame, and you die in your first battle.
Granted, but the fire on it's mane lights you on flame, and you die in your first battle.
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°243
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Slarg, we cannot corrupt a wish that does not exist.
Slarg232- Insomniac
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- Post n°244
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morte wrote:Slarg, we cannot corrupt a wish that does not exist.
Proves what you know, that wish was wished to be invisible
I wish for this wish to be invisible as well.
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- Post n°245
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Granted, but now not even you know what it is, making it useless.
I wish that it would stop raining.
I wish that it would stop raining.
Virulas- Obsessed
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- Post n°246
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granted! now the earth is forever dry.morte wrote:Granted, but now not even you know what it is, making it useless.
I wish that it would stop raining.
I wish darkwraiths would stop invading me
morte- Obsessed
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- Post n°247
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Granted, but now the darkmoons constantly invade you in conjunction with the forest hunters who have expanded their territory.
I wish that I could control the weather.
I wish that I could control the weather.
Virulas- Obsessed
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- Post n°248
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Granted! your powers consume you and the heros of lordran are forced to hunt you.morte wrote:Granted, but now the darkmoons constantly invade you in conjunction with the forest hunters who have expanded their territory.
I wish that I could control the weather.
I WISH FOR A PONY!!!
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- Post n°249
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Granted, but there is a world-wide famine and you are forced to slaughter the pony for lunch.
I wish that humankind had developed proper, fully-functional cybernetic replacement limbs.
I wish that humankind had developed proper, fully-functional cybernetic replacement limbs.
Virulas- Obsessed
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- Post n°250
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granted but your arm malfunctions and crushes your penis when you try to fapmorte wrote:Granted, but there is a world-wide famine and you are forced to slaughter the pony for lunch.
I wish that humankind had developed proper, fully-functional cybernetic replacement limbs.
I wish that i was 100ft tall!
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