Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

He... is...

Acarnatia wrote:He... is...

I fight him as my first boss every playthrough, as he was intended, (you can tell because you don't need any sort of special items to get to him). Beating him with an unupgraded weapon is not as easy as you think, especially when he gets below ~30% health, unless you're a pyro, you're screwed at that point.

i wish for a hat!

Granted, but the hat is soaked in acid, meaning you can never wear it.


.I wish that I could breathe fire.

morte wrote:Granted, but the hat is soaked in acid, meaning you can never wear it.


.I wish that I could breathe fire.

Granted
You burn your lungs and throat and can no longer breath without feeling pain

I wish someone would invade me....

Dibsville wrote:

morte wrote:Granted, but the hat is soaked in acid, meaning you can never wear it.


.I wish that I could breathe fire.

Granted
You burn your lungs and throat and can no longer breath without feeling pain

I wish someone would invade me....

granted, you get "invaded"...if you know what i mean.

I wish dark souls was 1000 times harder

Virulas wrote:

Dibsville wrote:

morte wrote:Granted, but the hat is soaked in acid, meaning you can never wear it.


.I wish that I could breathe fire.

Granted
You burn your lungs and throat and can no longer breath without feeling pain

I wish someone would invade me....

granted, you get "invaded"...if you know what i mean.

I wish dark souls was 1000 times harder

Granted
Now you can't get past Gwyn.

I wish Darkwraiths dropped slabs 50% of the time

lol im not even past blighttown yet....stupid swamp

Virulas wrote:lol im not even past blighttown yet....stupid swamp

My favourite area is Blighttown. Don't be hatin'.

i like anor londo, so regal and majestic....i feel like an ant. a very angry ant lol

I do like anor londo, it's probably my second-favorite area. My favorite is honestly firelink. It's the one that all the DkS NPCs gather around and is like the home-base of the game.

Painted World.
Best area.

Well, there is a fairly nice soul-grinding spot there.

I wish Anor Londo was were all the cool kids hung out

Virulas wrote:I wish Anor Londo was were all the cool kids hung out

Granted
Artorias kills everyone there.
You can no longer proceed through the game.

I wish my SL 666 would get invaded.

Granted! your SL666 gets invaded by a SL777 and due to the conflicting numbers your console explodes.

I wish that Sif was my pet

Granted, however you are now Artorias and the abyss corrupts you and you are killed after great pain and suffering.

I wish that I could turn invisible.

morte wrote:Granted, however you are now Artorias and the abyss corrupts you and you are killed after great pain and suffering.

I wish that I could turn invisible.

Granted
Everything around you disappears so that no one can see you and you can't see anything. You now live a lonely life, forever.

I wish Nito was a half decent fight.

Granted :
Fighting nito is now
- Half decent : Nito is now a hard and enjoyable fight and actually has the potential to become one of the players favorite boss fights.
But
- Half retarded : You are now gravelorded 10 times in a row when you enter the boss fog gate and the room is filled with giant black phamtom skeletons.
It has become so hard that exceptionnaly you are allowed to summon up to 20 white phantoms to help you for this fight. But to no avail, no one will ever be able to kill Nito and no one will ever beat the game...
(no one has even experienced the half decent part)

I wish I could gravelord my enemies bedrooms (surprise black pillow backstab. OHKO considering you only have pajama+5 defence at best)

Granted, but since it is their bedrooms, it is real life and you go to jail for serial murder.

I wish that I could walk through walls and other solid objects.

Granted but now you can no longer pick up any of these solid objects and when you sleep you fall through the ground.

I wish the Dark Souls world wound mix together with our own.

Granted,
You look in your inventory and don't see a Dark Sign. You can't respawn....good luck

I wish the moonlight items in game were made of cheese, like the moon might be

skarekrow13 wrote:Granted,
You look in your inventory and don't see a Dark Sign. You can't respawn....good luck

I wish the moonlight items in game were made of cheese, like the moon might be

Granted
All the items now do cheese damage and are ineffective against everything.

I wish I had a Dragon Torso Stone

Granted. It doesn't work or anything. You just have a rock.

I wish to use the Moonlight Great Cheese Sword on some tortillas for Nachos +5

skarekrow13 wrote:Granted. It doesn't work or anything. You just have a rock.

I wish to use the Moonlight Great Cheese Sword on some tortillas for Nachos +5

Granted
The Nachos counter backstab you and delicious energy begins to course through your veins, putting you in extreme agony.

I wish the hornet ring never existed.