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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:36 pm

    Well I had to come up with it right on the spot haha. Funny part too, Darren A is a young and quiet man, literally the exact opposite of the character I've made out of him.
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:39 pm

    Wow, I wish to hear this in person. Maybe one day that'll happen. Until then I'll just imagine what you sound like.
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:40 pm

    He also kind of looks like a tall and fatter Danny Devitto. Has a long pencil thin Moustache as well.

    EDIT: The fake Darren I mean, I think the real one is some skinny average looking guy with glasses. What the real one looks like isn't important though.
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    Post by berkut Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:45 pm

    Doesn't check the thread in 20 minutes and this happens, wow, just wow o_0
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:46 pm

    I also once carried a friend around campus, with his back on mine like a backbreaker just saying, "I can bend steal, but not this Man!"
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:52 pm

    Wow, you do some weird stuff, I can't see myself doing that...lifting I mean, way too much effort on my part.
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:56 pm

    Oh man, if I get a thought in my head I just do it man. People also dare me to do a lot of crazy stuff all the time, like running up to a random person, smacking their buttocks and saying "Gurl das fine." It was done to a man.
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:01 pm

    People always dare me to do random things too. I normally accept because I don't have a concept of consequences or I just don't care. I once rode a quadbike with multiple fireworks attached to the engine over a ramp just because someone said it would be cool.
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:02 pm

    See, I don't do dangerous things, just ridiculous things. And only to men. Running up and slapping a guy's ***, funny. Slapping a girl's? Jail time for Tolvo.
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:04 pm

    Well, slapping a guys *** if he's built is pretty dangerous sounding to me. The worst I've done is riding a nitroglycerin propelled bike through a wheat field. didn't end too badly either.
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:06 pm

    Bah, I've never found a person who was ever bothered by it, though I mostly don't do it to people who seem like they're shy. That could probably seriously bother them.

    Now that sounds dangerous haha.
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:08 pm

    Well it flew pretty fast but in the end I broke nothing..except the bike. Worst injury is hard to tell. Recently my homemade mortar exploded and sent a shard of Coke can 2 inches into my leg. The next week I tried again and it sent a bunch of gravel racing towards my thigh. Now both my legs hurt :|

    There has probably been worse but I don't like thinking that far back.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:09 pm

    I did some time as a pro wrestler. Although "pro" was barely accurate. The best payment I got was a night of free drinks from a promoter looking to get a group rolling. We did dangerous and ridiculous things
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    Post by Whknight Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:23 pm

    Digitalyzed wrote:Well it flew pretty fast but in the end I broke nothing..except the bike. Worst injury is hard to tell. Recently my homemade mortar exploded and sent a shard of Coke can 2 inches into my leg. The next week I tried again and it sent a bunch of gravel racing towards my thigh. Now both my legs hurt :|

    There has probably been worse but I don't like thinking that far back.

    This has me raising questions and imagine the amount of trouble I could get into with one while being in a city.
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:27 pm

    Well I could post you a guide if you like, though I tweaked mine for maximum efficiency. I know that the basic version can shoot a can of Coke 600ft, and can break a roof at 500ft. My one can do about 1500ft, or it could, until I blew it up by accident.
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    Post by Whknight Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:28 pm

    Yeah no I'm good. I don't need to sit in jail for doing something incredibly stupid with a mortar, but I do appreicate the offer happy
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:30 pm

    It's only stupid if you don't know what you're doing. On the other hand, learning is part of the fun 8) #

    You just wait until I finish my napalm thrower, then I'll have some injuries to complain about.
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    Post by Whknight Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:34 pm

    Why don't you just build a 120mm smoothbore cannon while you are at it lol
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:42 pm

    Whknight wrote:Why don't you just build a 120mm smoothbore cannon while you are at it lol

    Give me three weeks and I'll have something for you.
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:49 pm

    Dig you should make a thread, "How to get arrested in Ten Seconds or Less." Haha.
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:54 pm

    I could do that actually. Making Thermite on Thursday, Frag grenades on Friday, Sawblade traps on Saturday and a snooze on Sunday. Then we spend a week on hacking for money, before moving onto creation of poisons such as Ricin and Abrin, which ties in nicely with "How to be a hitman" and Weed selling guides. Prepare your lawyers, this could get messy.
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:55 pm

    While 99% of me is sure you are joking, 1% of me wants to remind you to not get the forum in trouble. sad
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    Post by Digitalyzed Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:57 pm

    Of course I wouldn't post this kind of thing on here, not without a proxy anyway. Sure, they're all fun past times, but I don't want to get any of you guys in trouble for it winking
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    Post by Tolvo Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:58 pm

    Ah proxies, so useful in the game of Risk haha.
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    Post by skarekrow13 Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:03 pm

    You know I've often wondered about that song about blinding people with science. What branch of science did they use? Seems a little vague. I might go with psychology and convince the person they're blind. Hurray psychosomatic symptoms!

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