Random Off-Topic

Well I had to come up with it right on the spot haha. Funny part too, Darren A is a young and quiet man, literally the exact opposite of the character I've made out of him.

Wow, I wish to hear this in person. Maybe one day that'll happen. Until then I'll just imagine what you sound like.

He also kind of looks like a tall and fatter Danny Devitto. Has a long pencil thin Moustache as well.

EDIT: The fake Darren I mean, I think the real one is some skinny average looking guy with glasses. What the real one looks like isn't important though.

Doesn't check the thread in 20 minutes and this happens, wow, just wow o_0

I also once carried a friend around campus, with his back on mine like a backbreaker just saying, "I can bend steal, but not this Man!"

Wow, you do some weird stuff, I can't see myself doing that...lifting I mean, way too much effort on my part.

Oh man, if I get a thought in my head I just do it man. People also dare me to do a lot of crazy stuff all the time, like running up to a random person, smacking their buttocks and saying "Gurl das fine." It was done to a man.

People always dare me to do random things too. I normally accept because I don't have a concept of consequences or I just don't care. I once rode a quadbike with multiple fireworks attached to the engine over a ramp just because someone said it would be cool.

See, I don't do dangerous things, just ridiculous things. And only to men. Running up and slapping a guy's ***, funny. Slapping a girl's? Jail time for Tolvo.

Well, slapping a guys *** if he's built is pretty dangerous sounding to me. The worst I've done is riding a nitroglycerin propelled bike through a wheat field. didn't end too badly either.

Bah, I've never found a person who was ever bothered by it, though I mostly don't do it to people who seem like they're shy. That could probably seriously bother them.

Now that sounds dangerous haha.

Well it flew pretty fast but in the end I broke nothing..except the bike. Worst injury is hard to tell. Recently my homemade mortar exploded and sent a shard of Coke can 2 inches into my leg. The next week I tried again and it sent a bunch of gravel racing towards my thigh. Now both my legs hurt :|

There has probably been worse but I don't like thinking that far back.

I did some time as a pro wrestler. Although "pro" was barely accurate. The best payment I got was a night of free drinks from a promoter looking to get a group rolling. We did dangerous and ridiculous things

Digitalyzed wrote:Well it flew pretty fast but in the end I broke nothing..except the bike. Worst injury is hard to tell. Recently my homemade mortar exploded and sent a shard of Coke can 2 inches into my leg. The next week I tried again and it sent a bunch of gravel racing towards my thigh. Now both my legs hurt :|

There has probably been worse but I don't like thinking that far back.

This has me raising questions and imagine the amount of trouble I could get into with one while being in a city.

Well I could post you a guide if you like, though I tweaked mine for maximum efficiency. I know that the basic version can shoot a can of Coke 600ft, and can break a roof at 500ft. My one can do about 1500ft, or it could, until I blew it up by accident.

Yeah no I'm good. I don't need to sit in jail for doing something incredibly stupid with a mortar, but I do appreicate the offer

It's only stupid if you don't know what you're doing. On the other hand, learning is part of the fun 8) #

You just wait until I finish my napalm thrower, then I'll have some injuries to complain about.

Why don't you just build a 120mm smoothbore cannon while you are at it

Whknight wrote:Why don't you just build a 120mm smoothbore cannon while you are at it

Give me three weeks and I'll have something for you.

Dig you should make a thread, "How to get arrested in Ten Seconds or Less." Haha.

I could do that actually. Making Thermite on Thursday, Frag grenades on Friday, Sawblade traps on Saturday and a snooze on Sunday. Then we spend a week on hacking for money, before moving onto creation of poisons such as Ricin and Abrin, which ties in nicely with "How to be a hitman" and Weed selling guides. Prepare your lawyers, this could get messy.

While 99% of me is sure you are joking, 1% of me wants to remind you to not get the forum in trouble.

Of course I wouldn't post this kind of thing on here, not without a proxy anyway. Sure, they're all fun past times, but I don't want to get any of you guys in trouble for it

Ah proxies, so useful in the game of Risk haha.

You know I've often wondered about that song about blinding people with science. What branch of science did they use? Seems a little vague. I might go with psychology and convince the person they're blind. Hurray psychosomatic symptoms!