The Saga of Sentiel
Now, here goes the tale of yet another warrior. Another chosen undead, this one by the name of, Sentiel.
Now, while Sentiel is the chosen undead, he is not say.........Handsome. Or even tolerable looking. Not too bright either. In fact he is down right awful looking to the point many lose fights against him because they are busy throwing up from the look of his face.
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Sentiel was a simple man. Upon leaving the wretched place called the Undead Asylum with his longsword and heater shield, he quickly picked up a rapier to accompany him. And throughout the rest of his short life, he switched to no other weapon. Most likely because anything more complex then wave your sword and stab in that general direction was too complex for him.
He met many great things, and many great creatures, and would have had great and long conversations with them, sharing secrets of the world around them, learning from each others experiences. If they all didn't think he was so god-awful ugly they needed to attack him on sight. Plus, it is debatable whether or not he even has an understanding of any communication skills aside from shaking his head up and down or to the sides. He even sometimes when asked a question that was too complex attacked the person on sight. The only saving grace this man had, was that he very much new how to fight. Prepared for every situation, he took down giants with hardly getting a scratch, dealing out massive damage very fast. He made Artorias look like a knave, Sif look like a puppy, and didn't even take a scratch when he fought Seath the Cry-Baby. Some noob even tried to invade him as he went to Seath. But Sentiel, being the person he was, said "LOL NOPE" and hid around a corner wearing hornet ring and backstabbed the invader with the rapier, one-shotting him. Feeling so proud of his victory over Seath, that he went down to kill Nito without even resting at a bonfire. Parry the hell out of Leeroy and only took one hit from Nito, Sentiel still felt proud of himself, and went to do the Four Kings without even resting at a bonfire!
He went through there with great ease, one-shotting the ghosts and parrying those silly Darkwraiths that tried to gank him. One Darkwraith was so amazed at Sentiels victory over him, that the Darkwraith dropped a titanite Slab for him in death! Sentiel, then refusing the urge to make love to the Darkwraiths body that dropped the Slab, went to go summon Beatrice and take on the Kings. Everything was going well, he was barely taking hits and could easily kill the kings before another came. When something terrible happened.......
The internet went out!
When he came back, he was kicked out from the battle with only half health and 2 estus flasks left. From Software was obviously jealous of him, for making fools out of Nito, Seath and the Kings by not even going to a bonfire! But it was Sentiel that prevailed in this battle. He went over and calmly told Beatrice "Uhhh.........." and remembered that he forgot how to speak, but should he have had the intellect to form sentences, he might have said "*****, sit this one out........I've got this." Taking off his awesome Wanderer Coat, he went into the battle of the Four Kings with minimal health, few Estus flasks and no help, going bare-chested at them. It was a hard fought battle, but dear Sentiel came out on top. He was quite dumb-founded as to how he was alive, though since even small math problems left him dumb-founded, he paid it no attention. But while From Software had lost this battle, their vengeance would soon come at hand........
Sentiel looked at his list of things to kill, which consisted of a slab of skin he ripped off some guy named Shiva and scratching names and shapes into it using the tip of his rapier. Next on the list was "Manus". Sentiel had been prepping up for this for a while. He had a near fully upgraded shield, a +11 longbow, +15 Longsword and Rapier and had been upgrading his armor with what materials he had. He stormed through the township, killing everything out of pure anger that these guys with oozing and bloated heads were claiming "we may not have faces anymore, but at least we don't look like him!" There were also these really tall ones that kept shooting black balls at him that hurt a lot. He politely asked them to stop or he would report them for sexual harassment, but in his process of asking he seemed to have just stabbed them in the face. He really needed to work on his people skills.
As he was busy cleaning fresh sticky stuff off his sword that he was not sure what it was, he heard the sound of an invasion. Who could it be? Who could dare attempt to invade the great, powerful, wonderful, and definitely not ugly Se--- He only got that far in his thoughts before a crossbow bolt pierced his skull. Luckily for him, everything in there was useless, so he shrugged it off and faced the oddly well dressed man that was attacking him. Rushing forward to attack, he was only met with a kick and was pushed away. He rushed forward yet again to attack, and was kicked in the shins again. Getting confused as to why his usual tactic of "run forward and stab things" was not working, he continued doing it twice more before getting chained into a crossbow shot so that he was almost dead. Running away to heal to full health, he had a genius idea. This time he ran forward, put his shield up, blocked the kick, and THEN attacked! He rinsed and repeated this until the man was dead. He was so proud of his genius, he stood still in awe at his own abilities for a bit, until yet another thing began to invade. What? But who? He already killed this odd man with the coat. He noticed that the one that was invading him, was a Spirit of Vengeance! He knew what he had to do. Equip hornet ring, two hand rapier, ran up to the Darkmoon when he wasn't looking, and backstabbed him! Sadly, he was pretty tanky, so it took another stab until he died.
Continuing on, he slayed all in his path, until he eventually found a doggy in a very dark place. He tried to reach the doggy, but these odd black things were floating around it and hurting him. He reached that the only logical solution to this was to run forward and swing his sword until stuff stopped hurting him and the doggy was safe. An estus flask and a lot of swinging later, the dog was free! But he left his handy shield.
Sentiel continued on after talking to the doggy, treading carefully through the darkness, and wished very much that he had his nightlight with him. Soon he reached Manus, Father of the Abyss, and after Manus stopped laughing so hard at Sentiels grotesque face, they fought! Sentiel also found a sign on the ground, that looked like the dog he just met. Touching it, the dog came up, and before Sentiel could even try to give the doggy back the shield, the dog attacked Manus, protecting Sentiel from the beasts onslaught. Sentiel thought what a nice lady that doggy was.
The fight raged on, and Sentiel believed himself to be winning. The beast named Manus was at half health, and Sentiel had plenty of flasks left. But Sentiel was hit by a swing, taking him down to half health, where he began to back away so that he could heal. Thinking himself safe from Manus, as Manus was turned towards Sif, Sentiel began to drink from his flask, but before the healing could take affect he was caught in the off-swing of Manus's combo attack! Sentiel was stun-locked into death, smashed into the ground, before he could even give the dog back the shield.
And so goes the tale of Sentiel, the horridly ugly warrior.
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